30 Little Munchkins Being Their Wild, Ridiculous Selves That Will Warm Your Cold Dead Heart

Have you ever dreamed of being your younger self again back when everything was so simple? Nowadays, we’re sitting on ergonomic desk chairs drinking black coffee because we’re watching our sugar intake and wearing shoes with just the right sole to support our tender arches. Gone are the days where we’d be entertained by a salad for hours — thank God there are babies out here doing it for us.

Here are photos of some munchkins that just can’t be normal no matter what and it’s honestly making our day brighter. Thanks to their ridiculousness we can feel our hearts warming.

Her Face Trying Chocolate Milk For The First Time Is All Of Us Inside Everytime

baby choco
Photo Credit: nibbar / Reddit
Photo Credit: nibbar / Reddit

This iconic little gal tried chocolate milk for the first time and accurately captured exactly how we all feel inside drinking the beverage. Unfortunately, now that we’re adults, we have to pretend we like skim just as much. (We don’t.)

This Kid Gamed The System And Honestly We’re Impressed

kid with food on floor
Photo Credit: diablek / Reddit
Photo Credit: diablek / Reddit

This kid heard his mom’s “no food allowed in the living room and no tablet allowed in the kitchen” rules and thought that they were made to be broken. He’s a genius and well on his way to downing a bag of Lays Wavy Lightly Salted while watching his shows on the couch like the rest of us.

She’s Been Working In The Womb Because The Grind Don’t Stop For Gestation

baby with hair cut
Photo Credit: brwnbrr / Reddit
Photo Credit: brwnbrr / Reddit

Thank God for Snapchat filters because they just made it possible for babies to look like your favorite aunt you only see once a year. She’s always in Boston for business and has six credit cards that she’s always using at different niche coffee places. Truly a working woman.

Why Spend The Money On A Cute Stuffed Animal For Your Toddler When You Can Just Take A Trip Up To The Roof

plastic owls
Photo Credit: @tastefactory / Twitter
Photo Credit: @tastefactory / Twitter

One of the reasons small kids are so great is that they’re dedicated to absolutely genuinely weirding us out. Just like this girl who would take a trip to Home Hardware over Toys R Us every day.

Are We Sure This Kid Running Into The Yard To Eat Pizza Isn’t Drunk Me At 3 am?

girl with pizza
Photo Credit: Iwontgooutside / Reddit
Photo Credit: Iwontgooutside / Reddit

The story behind this photo is as follows: this one-year-old stole a slice of pizza and then ran into the yard at night to eat it. Why? Probably because she’s channeling all of our energy after a few too many at the local margarita bar.

Lampshade On The Head? Dude, Level Up, It’s Buckets Now

bucket kid
Photo Credit: LISA_BERGER / Reddit
Photo Credit: LISA_BERGER / Reddit

This little girl is reinventing how to party because she’s an innovative queen. She’s absolutely nailing this whole college party thing and honestly, if she’s not going to a social event it really can’t be that lit.

This Cat And Baby Duo That Aren’t Snitching

baby and cat
Photo Credit: Gato1980 / Reddit
Photo Credit: Gato1980 / Reddit

This cat and this baby have been telling each other secrets all day about taking over the world and enslaving the big humans, so naturally, when the parent walked over they both clammed up. These two ain’t snitching.

Science Says Babies Are Born With The Innate Ability To Know That Pizza Is The Good Good

baby with pizza
Photo Credit: CharletteMarr / Reddit
Photo Credit: CharletteMarr / Reddit

I just made that up—what’s more likely is that pizza is such a transcendent food that even fresh out of the womb babies can sense its sensory superiority. Or maybe it smells good. Either way, look at this cute baby.

This Baby Was Just As Entertained By Seeing Himself As An Old Man As We Are

old man baby
Photo Credit: quesidillas / Reddit
Photo Credit: quesidillas / Reddit

We’re back at it again with these babies in funny Snapchat filters and this time this baby is an old man. What makes this hilarious is that the baby literally cannot stop looking at himself as an old dude. Just wait little guy, you’ll get plenty of time to do that later.

He Was Vibing Until He Saw Dory’s Vacant Blue Eyes

dory and baby
Photo Credit: AtticusFinchucus / Reddit
Photo Credit: AtticusFinchucus / Reddit

It’s not often we catch someone on camera in the middle of a mental breakdown… just like this baby who’s seeing Dory’s fishy gaze for the first time. Don’t worry little guy, if she wanted to murder you she’d forget about doing it 30 seconds later.

Every King Needs A Throne… Even If It’s Porcelain

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Photo Credit: randompainting / Imgur
Photo Credit: randompainting / Imgur

If the shelf fits… place the baby on it. Honestly though, people will go to major lengths to keep their valuables off the floors of public washrooms, and what’s more valuable than a living breathing baby? Clearly this baby is loving his mom’s choice as well as his new throne.

This Baby Just Asked Me The Way To The Beach

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Photo Credit: Ostrantula / Reddit
Photo Credit: Ostrantula / Reddit

This baby is a certified buff bro and we’re very intimidated by the serious work he’s putting in at the gym. He heard about your measly chest reps for your body weight and he’s coming over to your bench to sell you some protein powder he thinks will help.

This Baby Just Asked Me To Send His Compliments To The Chef

baby happy
Photo Credit: Reddit
Photo Credit: Reddit

If this baby doesn’t get into the food critic business I’ll be very upset. He’s basically born for the field with his naturally appraising face and hand actions. All he needs to do is be bread for the role. Oh, and he needs his bread for the table stat.

This Guy Who’s Been Sus Since Day One

suspicious baby
Photo Credit: kenzieckc / Reddit
Photo Credit: kenzieckc / Reddit

This Redditor posted this photo with the caption, “my coworker told me today that I always look suspicious. I was very confused as to why she would think that and then remembered I have literally looked like this since I was a baby.” So it’s safe to say he’s been living the sus life forever.

This Baby Is Stressed After Knowing How Many Calories Are In That Salad

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Photo Credit: Leezakins01 / Reddit
Photo Credit: Leezakins01 / Reddit

This baby is freaking out after he read on the menu how many calories are in his fiesta salad. It’s just not okay that something that’s supposed to be healthy has over 1,000 calories in it. Put the dressing on the side for God’s sake or he’s going to have a heart attack.

“Awh Your Baby Has Your Eyes And Your Undying Fire Of Burning Rage”

baby in a blanket
Photo Credit: spaceion / Reddit
Photo Credit: spaceion / Reddit

Imagine giving birth to an adorable baby that’s completely inherited all of your fiery road rage. Even though it can’t drive yet it’s out here practicing its best frowns to give the other drivers. It calls this one the “slow-simmering anger after you cut it off.”

This Baby Embodies The True Glamping Spirit

baby camp
Photo Credit: SpacePistachio / Reddit
Photo Credit: SpacePistachio / Reddit

Some people are just born better than all of us and that’s very much the truth with this baby. He’s already used to that luxurious lifestyle of sleeping all day and drinking (milk) all night that when you invite him camping he’s going to expect you to elevate it to glamping.

He May Be A “Little Swimmer” But He Doesn’t Want To Be

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Photo Credit: zer0her0es / Reddit
Photo Credit: zer0her0es / Reddit

This one-year-old graduated swimming school and he’s got the turmoil all recent grads feel. This baby has bigger dreams than middle management at the pool. He’s aiming to be “CEO big swimmer” one day and he’s not going to be satisfied until he meets that goal.

You Can’t Play A Player, Especially If They’re A Month Old

baby got got
Photo Credit: v-gun / Reddit
Photo Credit: v-gun / Reddit

This dad got got by his daughter when she was only a month old and we’re impressed at how young they’re making true players nowadays. She’s clearly his daughter though because only game recognizes game and this girl with her smug grin clearly has game.

This Baby Is All Of Us At Our First Sporting Event

baby at hockey game
Photo Credit: tellman1257 / Reddit
Photo Credit: tellman1257 / Reddit

What’s going on in this baby’s head is just an infinite loop of exciting feelings at seeing bright colors! People moving! Popcorn smells! We can totally relate because we still all low-key get this happy anytime we get invited to a sporting event.

The Frog Cuddler Because Why Cuddle Normal Animals Like Dogs And Cats?

kid cuddlign frog
Photo Credit: I_Loverd_Lucy / Reddit
Photo Credit: I_Loverd_Lucy / Reddit

This kid apparently feels compelled to cuddle every frog that he comes across because kids just do not care about hygiene or if we think they’re weird. So here you go, a frog cuddler.

This Young Turkey Leg Fiend Would Fit Right In At Medieval Times

kid with turkey leg
Photo Credit: Jolly1998 / Reddit
Photo Credit: Jolly1998 / Reddit

We should all feel very blessed to witness this little boy’s first tender moments with a leg of turkey because his face is priceless. He’s all of us inside at Thanksgiving and would definitely appreciate you just pouring the gravy into his open mouth.

This Pantene Shampoo Model Starting Young

kid in front of fan
Photo Credit: masterpate / Reddit
Photo Credit: masterpate / Reddit

This kid was definitely born with it and it is most definitely not Maybelline. He’s a rising star in the modeling industry already learning how to work his best angles under less-than-ideal conditions. Industrial fans don’t scare him because he’s booked and busy.

He Was Just Born But He’s Already Haunted By Income Tax Reports

baby in bed
Photo Credit: H79er / Reddit
Photo Credit: H79er / Reddit

This is actually a 45-year-old man in an infant’s body. This kid is fresh out of the womb and already thinking about the divorce papers he has to file. Listen kid, you have to stop worrying and just go out and buy a motorcycle like everyone else having a mid-life crisis.

This Little Girl Secured The Bag… And It Was Full Of Cheetos

bag of cheetos
Photo Credit: @LUVInTheSky / Twitter
Photo Credit: @LUVInTheSky / Twitter

This little girl has packed all the essentials and we’re here for it. She knows that she’s going to need at least six puffed Cheetos with her on the outing to have a good day, so that’s exactly what she brought.

This Baby And Dog In A Very Serious Meeting

baby and dog
Photo Credit: liz217217217 / Reddit
Photo Credit: liz217217217 / Reddit

There’s nothing like coming home to your best friend and just catching up with all the hot gossip that happened during the day. You’re always game to find out whose yard they went number two on that day and they always want to know which thumb you decided to suck first.

This Kid’s Face After He Forgot His Favorite Handful Of Sand Is Me Every Waking Moment

kid at bench
Photo Credit: Imgur
Photo Credit: Imgur

This kid’s dad uploaded this image with the caption “my son’s face after he realized he forgot his favorite handful of sand at the park.” This is a very specific issue and drama that we feel this kid’s pain for, but his expression is a total mood and I see it every time I look in the mirror.

This Baby Needed A Pre-Birth Smoke To Calm Its Nerves

baby smoking
Photo Credit: jessicaxp2011 / Reddit
Photo Credit: jessicaxp2011 / Reddit

Life is hard man, and this baby knows that better than anyone. Although, we’re shocked at how hard she’s taking it before she’s even born. At least wait to get stressed out after trying to work your morning cartoons tino your snack schedule—those are the real trying times.

Kid Goes Fundraising For The First Time And Behind The First Door Is The Literal Son Of Rambo

kids at doors
Photo Credit: ValkyrieM27 / Reddit
Photo Credit: ValkyrieM27 / Reddit

You can’t choose your neighbors; that’s something this kid found out on his first journey around the neighborhood fundraising. The first door was opened by none other than your staple zombie apocalypse survivor who’s turned their basement into a bomb shelter and is constantly asking you if you want to come over and see it.

This Kid Leaves Some Adorable Notes For His Stepdad When He Misses Him

forehead licker
Photo Credit: @KSpinsk / Twitter
Photo Credit: @KSpinsk / Twitter

The notes that this kid leaves for his stepdad when he goes to visit his dad are equally sweet and equally concerning. We’re not sure why he wants to lick his forehead, but we’re just glad he’s giving his stepdad warnings so he can get ready to run on Thursday.