Little kids are interesting creatures. We know that they're human, they have to be since we literally made them, but the way their tiny brains work is truly out of this world.
Parents are sharing the illogical reasons that their children completely freaked out and honestly, it's relatable. Just put yourself in their shoes for a second and imagine what it's like to ask for an apple and... receive one. That's just too traumatic to simply move on from and I totally get where these tiny humans are coming from.
They Wouldn't Cut His Cheerios In Half
We all like things a certain way right? So no judgment to this kid who just liked his Cheerios to be semi-circles instead of whole circles. It may seem like a small issue, but if it's not solved it can be a vicious circle of repetition.
He Just Wanted Her To Have A Full Education
If you have a sibling you can definitely relate to this. When she was away for the day he was definitely enjoying being an only child. It's okay little guy, all you have to do is hold on for more than a decade and you can move out.
She Just Wants Walls To Move For Her
You've heard of people trying to move mountains, now imagine that there are four mountains and they're all inside your living room. It doesn't matter that the walls have been there her whole life, she's upset they won't move for her now.
He Wasn't Allowed To Play With The Bulls
This meltdown is brought to you by a mom who wouldn't let her son play with the bulls at the Rodeo. Even though stepping into the Rodeo ring would obviously end his life, he's still gonna cry about not being able to. It's about having the option, Mooooom.
She Was Only Mildly Upset About A Mythical Creature That Wasn't At The Zoo
Her shirt has a "girrafficorn" on it, so naturally, she expected to see a "girrafficorn" at the zoo. This meltdown really isn't unreasonable. There's a reason people get upset about false advertising.
Don't Cry Over Split, Spoiled, Or Secret Milk
This parent captions this meltdown as happening because, "I wouldn't let him drink the curdled milk he pulled out from his 'secret hiding spot.'" Not sure where he hid the milk and for how long, but if only he waited a little longer to reveal it he could have had secret cheese.
Honestly, This Is How I Feel About Family Vacations
This kid is crying because "he's being dragged on vacation." Usually, this is how most people feel coming home after a vacation, but hey, sometimes we get our wires crossed and say the wrong thing at the wrong time.
You Can Heal A Broken Heart, But A Broken Biscuit? Never.
I feel awful but this photo is hilarious. He's crying because he can't put his cookie back together after he broke it and it's highly relatable. This is me trying in vain to pull myself together every morning before work.
To Be Fair, What Sound Does A Butterfly Make?
I mean, this parent should've known what sound a butterfly makes before they had kids. I'm now living in constant fear that my kids are going to ask me this question.
The Perfect Pretzel Storm
She really should've seen this coming. The dog is looking out for number one and every single pretzel that hits the floor. This just goes to show us that we should be investing in those large and delicious pretzels more often to avoid catastrophes like this one.
She Teared Up When She Saw Her Corndog Torn Up
This girl immediately started to cry when she realized that her corn dog was actually a "torn" dog. This is a huge tragedy that I'm sure she hasn't really gotten over, and probably still haunts her every time she goes to a state fair.
The Solar Eclipse Isn't Happening When He Wants It To
Remember the solar eclipse that happened a few years ago and the world freaked out? Well this toddler doesn't and he wants it to happen again and that's why he's sobbing. It's understandable to cry when you realize the world literally doesn't revolve around you.
They Learned That Nature Is A Scary Place
Imagine loving avocados and flowers but then realizing that flowers will never know the joys you get eating avocados. This is like having two best friends who hate each other. Honestly, I'm starting to tear up too.
This Dad Had The Audacity To Bite The Offered Pretzel
So... he offered his dad a pretzel and the dad took a bite. That's truly an offense punishable by law and we hope that this dad learns to read between the lines soon. It's called being polite, duh.
It Just Wasn't Meant To Be Baby's First Condom
This mom tweets that her toddler started crying because "I wouldn't let him keep the unopened condom he found in the weeds at the park." Fair enough. He just wants to get a very early head start on sex-ed.
I Too Wish I Could Hug Two Balloons At Once
This is a highly relatable meltdown because we've all probably wished we had more arms or longer arms. I mean, usually, it's because we're behind at work but wanting to hug two balloons is just as worthy of a request.
Trees Cannot, I Repeat, Cannot Be Taller Than The House
This toddler is going to be living in constant anger once they realize that plenty of things are much taller than their house. Every time their parents take them to an apartment building they need to cover their eyes or they're going to freak out.
She Was Just Trying To Save Fish Lives Over Here
Fish need some TLC too even if they're completely fine. This toddler is just trying to make the aquatic world a happier and healthier place. Plus, this is Walmart. Nobody cares because other people are doing way weirder stuff in the aisle.
He Wanted An Apple, He Got One, And It Shook Him To The Core
He asked, he received, and he cried. Maybe these were tears of joy coming from getting literally exactly what he wanted or maybe they were tears because the fruit wasn't organically or locally sourced. What a foodie.
He Wanted Fruit Bottom And He Got... Brace Yourself... Fruit Bottom
Here's another kid getting exactly what he wants and freaking out because of it. When will these parents learn that they need to play hard to get to keep the game interesting?
She Wouldn't Let Him Get Into Cannibalism
This mom tweets that her toddler started crying because she wouldn't let him nibble on her toes... and yeah, keep crying kid. That's a request that's probably never going to get greenlit anytime soon.
He's Just A Hardworking Union Worker Trying To Be The Muffin-Winner
This kid is crying because his parent wouldn't let him push around the raw muffin mix in his toy dump truck. Come on, he's just trying to meet the quota the boss set even if it makes entirely no sense.
Imagine The Audacity Of Someone Looking Out Your Window
Isn't it fun driving kids around? Especially when they get super territorial about where they sit and what window they and all the other occupants look out of? No? He's clearly just trying to have a unique world view.
He's Just Trying To Protect The Floor
This kid is crying because their parents "wouldn't let him bring the doormat inside." Fair enough. I'm sure we've all felt some degree of this emotion when we're trying to do a little spring cleaning and our one messy housemate keeps standing in our way.
But What If You Have Two Favorite Pairs Of Shoes?
I can't wait for this kid to discover the ol' hack of wearing one pair on his right foot and the other on his left. That's the non-slip mark of a true genius.
He Wanted To Go To The Bike Park... So They Went To The Bike Park
Ah, another meltdown from a kid getting all their wishes and dreams fulfilled. Dude, if you're not ready to shred those rails, don't be shedding those tears at the bike park.
She Just Wants To Be A Foodie
This girl is just trying to broaden her flavor palette. So what if that includes wax? She's just trying out a new culinary experience that I'm sure will be in all the hottest bistros soon.
The Party Animal Just Wanted An Invite Even If She Wasn't Born Yet
Just because someone's not born yet is no excuse not to give them an invite to a social event. They're just trying to fit in and stoke a little popularity so they have friends the moment they come out of the womb.
He Lost The Key To His Imaginary Car
This is truly a stressful moment. This kid is actually pretty smart considering he's emotionally prepping himself for having auto troubles in the future. Hopefully, he's got imaginary AAA.
He Just Wanted To Wear Two Hats
This guy just wants to look and sleep great. This is a highly relatable mood for anyone who's felt that their PJs scream outdated and "blah." Normally we don't want to wear hats to bed though...