People Who Just Can’t Find It Within Themselves To Care Anymore
At some point in our lives, we've all just had a hard time mustering up the energy to actually care about what we're doing or about what people think of us. But we always manage to pull ourselves together and act like functioning human beings. These people, however, really said to heck with being normal and it's a whole mood.
These inspiring characters have a valuable lesson for us all: never give up on our dreams of giving up because they're totally achievable. So go ahead, post that selfie by the sea, even if there's someone in the water who could use your help.
Put The Kettle On, We're Making Hot Dogs Tonight
Why spend your hard-earned money on working kitchen appliances when you can just buy a kettle and call it a day?
This guy who didn't need a stove to boil his hotdogs is living in the year 3000 while we're stuck here.
Where To Start With This One?
I hope that whoever left these teeth marks on the workout bench is OK.
I also hope that this person does find a new gym because there is excusable weird and then there is that.
This Man Is Pulling His Life Together With The Fabled Quadruple Belt
This man is out here rocking that new haute couture style and we respect it.
His waist is snatched, his shirt is tucked, and if he ever needs to escape from a high place by making a belt rope he's got that covered too.
Babooshka Brought The Heat
Grandma's been way different since Grandad retired. Now she spends her days training in the octagon, sharpening her ax, and running errands in full combat gear.
Her famous snickerdoodles come with tiny throwing stars in them now.
This Knock-Off Spongebob Didn't Even Try
The costume designer for this Spongebob live show just wasn't feeling the whole work thing that week.
They decided to just slap an orange polo on Squidward and a yellow wig on good old 'Bob and call it a day. Would it be accurate to say this is a Monday mood?
No Reusable Bag? Just Stick The Bagels On Your Cane
It's not often you see a real-life character out of some sort of indie bagel adventure video game, but here he is.
To pass through the threshold of the subway door he guards, you must name all the seeds on an everything bagel.
The Smart Shopper Who Ruined It For Everyone
Don't you just want the best of both worlds sometimes? This savvy shopper knew she wanted the small space of a grocery basket and the rolling wheels of a cart.
So her solution was to just wreck everyone's day because she just doesn't care.
This Pizza Monster Must Be Stopped
We should fear the man who really doesn't care enough to publicly eat his pizza like this.
He doesn't care about anything, he's an emotionally void sociopath, and I would make a joke but I'm too busy packing my bags to leave this city.
Ok, A Couple Of Things
Parmesan cheese seems like something that should have never been left open in your laptop bag.
It's not a bad idea having parmesan cheese on you at all times, though.
I Would Love To Know Why
There isn't one reason I can think of that squirting Vaseline into your mouth makes sense.
Don't do what your friends tell you to do! Sometimes your friends are going to be jerks.
Their Love Was Forbidden, But Their Delivery Was Free Once You Spend $20
The controversy around Uber just got spicier because now there's some Romeo and Juliet level politics involved.
Their parent companies said they couldn't be together, but they made it work and kept the food warm at the same time.
If You're Bald And You're Not Doing This You're Living Your Life Wrong
Okay baldies listen up, you need to be taking advantage of that prime suction real estate you have ontop of your head already.
It's the perfect smooth and slippery surface for you to stick some incredible stuff to, and it's only doable if you completely give up on being normal.
Thank You Mr. Boyardee For The Deviled Eggs
This aspiring chef heard about flavors and recipes and decided that that whole fancy food world just wasn't for them.
Instead, they broke every rule in every book and made devilled spag-egg-is.
This Cat Isn't A Person, But Its Energy Is Something We Can All Relate To
The "not caring" gene affects way more than just people—cats are out here breaking rules for the thrill of it too.
This shrink-wrapped feline doesn't just feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind, but the whole dang case of water bottles in it as well.
The Man With The Tan And No Plan
Most people when they take their shoes off and see that they're developing a wild shoe tan opt to try and even it out a little.
Not this man. He either doesn't care about those gleaming toes or he's never taken his shoes off until now.
The Costco Sample That Really Didn't Two-(Ap)Ply Itself
Admit it, we all go to Costco for the deals, but also for the free food samples.
But the last thing we want to see is this free sample booth because honestly, this is downright offensive with how hard nobody tried.
It's A Sign From The Universe
This would be the only way I could stop myself from spending money, and even then it probably wouldn't work.
It's not my fault delivery is so delicious, OK? When they make pizza less tasty, I'll have more money.
It's That New Organic Wooden Glass For Your Car
This DIY diva saw that their van's back window was cracked and decided to save their coin by not taking the thing in for a repair.
They just patched it up themselves and decided to always have the windows down so they could lean out and see if there was anything behind them.
The Perfect Cake For When Your House Gets Fumigated
When your life is just one blur of working, sleeping, and eating, you've got to make an active effort to find time to relax.
So you'll celebrate anything... which is exactly what these people did. Happy fumigation day.
Live By The Sword, Die By The Sweater Chihuahua
This iconic man is done living by society's rules and has decided to play by his own.
He's out here smoking cigars, slashing through enemies, and keeping his spirit animal warm all at the same time. He's the only fighter we will ever choose to defend us.
So "No Ketchup" Is A Suggestion Right?
We should all be a little nicer to our fast-food workers because they have the worst job in the world... feeding us.
If they put ketchup on your clearly marked "no ketchup" cheeseburger then you better eat it happily because they were too physically, emotionally, and spiritually drained to read.
The Beautiful Kat Meddleston And Her Cheldran
This china sculptor heard of this Kate Middleton lady thought, "yep, I know what she looks like."
They just went for it and completely nailed... only the color of her hair. Good job.
When You're Feeling Plucky Just Break Out The Chicken Purse
Whoever wears this chicken purse has clearly had enough of people saying "I can't wear that."
They're making big moves with the accessories just to prove to all of us non-believers that we can wear anything as long as we stop caring just enough.
Slime, For When You Want To Clean
These DIY and cheap life hack tools websites will literally sell you the lint from the dryer and call it a "disposable cleaning cloth."
They're out here making big claims about slime's cleaning properties and honestly, it's the level of confidence I want to have in my life.
What Came First, The Missing Bumper Or The Deck?
Here's another socially unacceptable and completely not road-safe car hack for you—the deck bumper.
It raises a lot of questions about how it came to be though. Did the bumper fall off or did the deck get ran into first?
The T-Shirt Designer Who Clearly Never Played Twilight Princess
Some people do research for the job they're in and other people just wing it.
A nice thing about the internet is that we can fact-check the genders of popular video game characters. But hey, sometimes that's just not an option for people who just don't care.
When It Needed A "Fresh Coat Of Paint" So They Hung A Poster
We all put on a different face for the world. Usually, it's a smile when we're feeling down and it comes off the moment we're in the house alone.
This building either had enough of pretending to be fine, or had some not-so-fine workers who "fixed" it.
Even Spam Is Hopping On The Starbucks Flavor Train
When Starbucks came out with the pumpkin spice latte every other company seemed to release a pumpkin flavored or scented thing.
You probably thought that after a few years of this they would quit. Well, Spam has something to say about that.
Get Your Quality Cacks
We respect and appreciate entrepreneurs, but when they're making us never want to go to a party again out of an irrational fear that their "cacks" will be there, we have some questions.
What joke got so out of hand that made them think this was a good business idea?
Buck Chucks Because Why The Buck Not
This is the perfect gift for the hunter and the martial arts enthusiast in your life.
If they ever want to combine their two passions and really, really make everyone around them feel uncomfortable, these $20 deer foot nunchucks should do the trick.
For The Parents Who Wanted More Than The Baby's Foot Or Hand
Parents innovate every day whether we want them to or not. They're finding parenting hacks we never thought we needed and new crafts for the kids to do.
This nifty DIY decoration only needs a baby booty and a complete lack of respect for your dishware.
I Think It's Valid
One of the best things about going out to eat is getting leftovers!
And if you have been looking forward to them all day and some snake in your family eats them on you? We'd all be mad.
When You Can't Pay Rent So You Live On The Street In The Middle Of Traffic
These two legends out here kicking it in the middle of oncoming traffic is about to be all of us when our landlords decide to raise our rent astronomically.
Hey dude, turn up the volume, the truck's engine beside me is way too loud.
Indeed They Are!
This guy is a huge sucker. How did he not know that this was going to happen to him the moment he typed it out?
It's like begging the universe to take you down.
Yep, This Is Fine
Trying to fit your body through a hole is a risk. The plus is that he looks really chill with his situation.
Panicking would probably just make this worse. He's got his snacks, he's good.
Know Your Audience
You've heard it before, dress for the job you want!
Didn't he have his parents stress him out about his pre-interview outfit? Or stress him out about that outfit in general?
If You Had A Foot Fetish, You Don't Anymore
Does this person not understand the concept of personal space? This is the kind of confidence I aspire to have.
The confidence to think my feet aren't gross and to not care about the people around me.
Ah Yes, *Chef's Kiss*
I hate doing dishes as much as the next person, but with the amount of time it would have taken to cut this pepper in half, you could have washed one bowl.
What do you think the milk tastes like?
Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Imagine being so bored or unimpressed with your life that you decided you were going to drink the contents of a snow globe on a Tuesday night like it was no big deal?
Please don't look at this as a good idea. Do not drink the snow globe.
No Point In Hiding Who We Really Are
Guacamole shouldn't be an extra charge.
Maybe this person handing over the side guac in a dime bag is a political statement about the state of condiments in our country.
He Didn't Have To Do Her Like That
Who hurt this delivery man so much that he would go out of his way to point out that this woman doesn't have the green thumb she wishes that she did?
We're going through a drought! Sacrifices had to be made.
Maybe He's Not On Duty
You would think that if you were going to go out and break the rules like this you would at least take off the vest.
It just makes it too easy for conspiracy theorists to get you.
The Only Thing Worse Than The Movies Themselves
There are few things in the world that have as threatening an aura as the Twilight movies but this cake just...well took the cake.
Have you ever seen anything grosser in your life?
We're Past The Point Of Sugar Coating Things
These people aren't joking around anymore with online dating. If he's not into it, he's not going to let you down easily.
He's just going to call it how he sees it...as a big Nope.
What Does One Have To Do With The Other?
This is truly awful news, but I'm not sure it warrants asking strangers for money.
Maybe they were expecting some kind of inheritance from the cat's estate but never got what they thought was coming.
It's Like Fyre Fest All Over Again
I'm not a food critic, but I am an expert at eating things and I've got to say that is one of the most disappointing salads from a five-star restaurant that I have ever seen.
As an avid Uber Eats user, that had to cost at least $28 with tip.
He's Reconsidering All His Life Choices Up To This Moment
It's hard to remember that there is a person on the other end of the phone when you're getting texts from people asking you to join the military.
That's why it's always important to be kind.
Does He Have To Quit Now?
I'm not an expert or a comedian, but I feel like Ronny has to give up his little blue checkmark and comedian title to the guy who beat him on Reddit.
Canadians on Reddit can be so nice, but it still hurts.
