These People Obviously Married Their Best Friend And It’s Everything

These best friends sure got lucky when decided to tie the knot! They’re out here showing us all that marriage isn’t always the drag that it’s made out to be on every rom-com, but is actually like, super fun.

We’re so here for these fun and goofy couples who aren’t afraid to be their true selves around their partners. Saying “I love you” with wet hair on the bathroom wall after a shower? Midnight taco-eating contests? I’m into it and you’re about to be too.

Read The (Hair) Writing On The Wall

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Photo Credit: Momofabch / Reddit

Nothing shows your love and appreciation more than leaving your spouse a mess to clean up. It’s the perfect way to remind them you care, but also that you have the power to waste five minutes of their time.

Them Man Pores Got Cleansed Today

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Photo Credit: SaltiePennies / Reddit

We respect the heck out of a man who’s not afraid to get down and deep clean with his girl. The dead sea died for men to have the right to some quality skincare time with their wives.

The Level-Up From Hand Holding We Feel All Types Of Ways About

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Photo Credit: ianonreddit / Reddit

If your significant other really is your BFFL then they’re down to do some crazy hoodrat stuff with you. The kind of shenanigans that have you staying in and asking the other person about their plantar wart situation.

The Taco Eating Contest To Assert Marital Dominance

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Photo Credit: Tiffany91910 / Reddit

After a night out, these two stumbled down to the local taco joint and got the supplies they needed for a true test of strength and character. The winner of the drunken taco-eating contest gets to choose what Netflix special they fall asleep watching that night.

Marriage Is Living In Constant Fear Of Being Slipped A Laxative

water but it's not
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Photo Credit: forbestalley / Reddit

When you’re married you know all about your significant other’s bowel movements. It’s how you open and end every conversation with them after all. Hey honey, did you pick up the Metamucil from the grocery store? You know it is beef stroganoff day at work.

Surprise! It’s Your Face! Face Surprise!

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Photo Credit: kkunzel / Reddit

This surprise party is definitely surprising. This wife made dang sure that her husband was good and surprised when he came home. We’re not sure what the occasion was, but we’ll let her save face by not mentioning the confusion.

Tattoos Are Permanent, And So Are The Hands His Wife Definitely Threw And Is Still Throwing

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Photo Credit: Frymanstbf / Reddit

Quick, name the perfect responses to “I love you?” The only correct answer is “I love you too.” This inked-up husband may not have gotten that particular memo and we hope for his sake that his wife has a sense of humor about it.

Babe, Pull My Hoodie String

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Photo Credit: @TRENCHKNIFE / Twitter

What’s better than deep prolonged eye contact with your significant other? Why, being unable to break away from it of course. This couple knows this all too well and decided to combine the two while not even breaking a sweat(er) doing it.

Lego Get Married Honey

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Photo Credit: MrsDav / Reddit

Stop stepping on Legos that you don’t care about and buy some with real meaning just like this couple did for their one year anniversary. That way you can turn your screams of “AHHHH” into “AWWWHH.”

Why Not Start Twinning Too?

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Photo Credit: Hazel Long / Pinterest

You live together, you eat together, and you sleep together, so why not go full throttle and become the same person? These two icons started twinning and it’s a whole mood that has us heading to the “two for one” bin at the back of the clothing store.

If He Warned Her Does It Count As On Purpose?

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Photo Credit: Gnomie_Imoanie / Reddit

It’s important to check in with your partner in crime and make sure they’re doing okay. Giving “heads ups” in marriages is an important way to figure out boundaries. Like the boundary between the medicine ball and your wife’s face.

Wife Up The Hide And Seek Master

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Photo Credit: @shes_ita_escobar / Instagram

If you’re not in a constant prank war with your spouse then are you even together? Keep things interesting in the bedroom by completely hiding under the bed and refusing to come out before they find you.

An Idiot’s Guide To Work Clothes

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Photo Credit: bmwhd / Reddit

Wives follow K.I.S.S.—keep it simple stupid. Usually, it’s more covert than blatantly treating their husbands like they’re wandering through life like a chicken with their head cut off. But sometimes your wife keeps it really real and breaks out the sharpie and paper plate to let you know what’s up.

A True Partner In Crime Checks For Hidden Cameras For You

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Photo Credit: lavjuicebox / Reddit

When you marry someone you basically sign up to be the getaway car and the alibi in whatever petty crime they commit. They accidentally steal a Snickers bar from the convenience store? You gotta help them move out of state.

Yes, The Oven Is Displaying Numbers, We’re In Business

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Photo Credit: OpheliaPoleFit / Reddit

Every wife knows that there’s a learning curve to teaching the hubby how to help out in the kitchen. First, you have to explain to them the importance of a spatula instead of a finger for cooking, and then why the oven has three sets of numbers for the time, temperature, and timer.

Good Nights Out End At The Target Homegoods Section

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Photo Credit: @bottlerocket / Twitter

Treat your wife by taking her out for an unforgettable evening. That means drinks, dinner, and a trip to the holy land of Target. She’s going to be feeling all the good vibes that the mini neon sunflower sign she just put in the cart said she’d be feeling.

The Birth Of Their Child Is A Great Time To Test Out The New Gag T-Shirt

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Photo Credit: robin60062 / Reddit

This new dad’s shirt is equal parts hilarious and responsible. He’s already out here taking the blame for some shenanigans his wife knows he did. She’s going to cherish this shirt and point to it every time he leaves the toilet seat up, even though right now she may not be thinking about that.

The Husband/BFFL/Period Snack Buddy

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Photo Credit: lecena / Reddit

If you married a red-blooded woman with a uterus that sets itself on fire once a month you’ve got to be prepared to be her best-friend and snack buddy in that situation too. This absolute king of a husband and snack connoisseur knows that all too well.

Okay It Ended, But These Two Were Beanie Baby BFFLs When It Was Good

beanie baby couple
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Photo Credit: wintred / Reddit

I look at this picture and see two things: people who are unhappy together right now, and people who once shared a passion and together made something incredible. Also, you know her pile is bigger because she was putting in the most legwork hunting around at the yard sales.

I Am The Jan, The One Who Knocks, The One Who Collects Lost Husband

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Photo Credit: Michelle Willeyts Fite / Pinterest

Jan is the woman and that’s all you need to know. Look for a best friend to marry but also look for a Jan who will find you when you’re lost and meet you over by the lemonade stand where she’ll buy you a delicious treat.

These Grandparents Just Stole My Heart Completely

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Photo Credit: @AnthonyGargiula / Twitter

It takes time, preparation, and absolute concentration to twin one day, but if you’re dedicated to twinning for 52 years then our hats go off to you. If this adorable couple doesn’t win some obscure Guinness World record I’m going to make up my own award and give it to them.

The Instagram Dad Who Was Reluctantly Supportive

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Photo Credit: @TLBurkhalter / Twitter

We’ve all heard of Instagram boyfriends who help their girls by taking photos of them stunting hard for the platform to grow their follower base. Now meet the iconic Instagram dad who’s just doing it for the love of his wife and her 29 followers.

9/10 Dentists Recommend A Husband Who Has Your Back

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Photo Credit: @MachoJame_ / Twitter

Your partner picks you up when you’re down regardless of what’s going on. If you had one too many at the local bar, they’ve got to be your ride, the one to tuck you in, and your dental hygienist.

Not Enough Attention From Hubby? Light Something On Fire And Wait

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Photo Credit: Twitter / @sandy_manzy

Today we learned that if your hubby isn’t providing you the endless love and affection that you deserve, then just set something on fire like this iconic mom. Something small of course, just to get his attention.

Merry Christmas Babe, Got You A Ring… A Coffee Ring

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Photo Credit: surfkaboom / Reddit

When his wife said she wanted some jewelry for Christmas this husband dutifully provided it. He just attached a mug to it, which was something the wife didn’t specifically mention not to give her. So… happy holidays sweetie.

These Iconic Travel Bloggers

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Photo Credit: Forrest Lu / Facebook

Grab the bull by the horns and your husband/BFFL by the nostrils when you’re traveling to make the trip great. These two have shown us that the Instagram influencer couples holding hands whilst traveling photos are way too basic, and that true iconic couples should be connected from finger to nasal cavity instead.

When You Argue, It All Comes Down To The Ol’ Planetary Theory

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Photo Credit: MaxiGoGo / Reddit

Sometimes you just have to agree to disagree. The old “men are from Mars and women are from Venus” is ready-made common ground that’s perfect for you to draw a line in. Or put a doorway in.

When You Marry Your Best Friend You Have To Make Sure It Wasn’t A Friendzone Marriage

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Photo Credit: its_apfit / Instagram

We all need a little bit of reassurance from time to time from our partners. That means them letting us know we look good, we cook well, and that they didn’t just marry us out of an elaborate and expensive ploy to force us into the friendzone forever.

The Wife Who Saw The Chance At An Appetizer And Took It

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Photo Credit: thefatdinosaur / Imgur

A good wife knows the value of refueling when her body needs to. Sometimes that time just happens to fall when she’s making her husband’s ham sandwich. Think of it as a “buy now pay later” investment.

Our Baby Burrito Was One Pound Six Ounces When He Came Off The Press

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Photo Credit: welcometochillis / Imgur

You probably clicked on this article expecting to see true love so I’m to provide it to you with this photo. These new parents happily welcomed their new child born to a surrogate employee at Chipotle into this world. They paid $0.50 for extra guac came straight out of its college fund.