Wife Makes A Secret Instagram Account To Shame Her Husband For His Clutter

A Japanese woman created the Instagram account @gomi_sutero when she had enough of her husband leaving his trash around the house for her to clean up. The account name literally translates to “throw away your trash” and her photos are just as direct as their namesake.

She’s out here doing what we’ve always wanted to do when the person we’re living with decides to make our space chaos. Sure it’s just little things like toothpaste on the wall, but the devil is in the details. Next time your significant other doesn’t replace the toilet paper roll think of this hero.

The Tissue That Started It All

tissue on the floor
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Photo Credit: @gomi_sutero / Instagram

Listen up, because we’re introducing the star of @gomi_sutero’s Instagram page — the single used tissue lying on the floor. This little roamer has inspired many of the wife’s posts and plays a lead role in the show. We’ve heard their acting blows though.

In the comment, she writes that she finds and throws away “7-8 pieces every day” and that’s just of tissue paper left behind. Just that fact alone has us shaking our heads because those tissues are snot worth it.

The War Of All Time

toilet paper roll undone
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Photo Credit: @gomi_sutero / Instagram

If you’ve ever lived with someone else then you know exactly what this wife is talking about — the ongoing toilet paper replacement problem. It never gets replaced no matter how many times you have to remind them. Seriously, this issue is responsible for the majority of our grey hairs.

She comments on this photo the “eternal toilet paper problem” and she holds true to this statement since a lot of her posts star her husband’s toilet paper antics. Be strong for all of us.

That Pile Of Socks We All Have

socks on the floor
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Photo Credit: @gomi_sutero / Instagram

At the end of a long day we’re all guilty of peeling our socks off our weary feet and tossing them off the side of the bed or couch where we’re lying. Some of us pick them up right away while others let them breed and collect and form their own colonies. This husband is the proud founder of a little village of socks at his bedside.

She comments on the photo, “unroll them right now and put them in the washing machine.” Please do it before they get their own town flag.

Toilet Paper Is Now For Holding Sharp Objects

razor in some toilet papers
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Photo Credit: @gomi_sutero / Instagram

Here we have a continuation of the eternal toilet paper battle because this is a war that just won’t ever be resolved. As long as toilet paper exists and there are people using it, there will always be problems. The toothpaste needs to step in as our mediator.

We can all agree that this is not where that goes. She accurately captures our confusion when she comments on the photo, “stop doing things that just don’t make sense.” Please, please stop.

Happy… Birthday

confetti on the floor
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Photo Credit: @gomi_sutero / Instagram

Birthdays mean two things: someone’s getting older and someone else is cleaning up after them. That’s true whether you’re 3 or 102. So next time you see your mom, thank her for the awesome party she threw you when you were 6 because she had a lot to clean up after, just like this wife.

This was the result of her husband popping a birthday celebration cracker. Instead of it falling neat and contained, it just… exploded everywhere. She says it was “difficult to clean.” Our hearts go out to her.

This Balancing Act Will Stress You Right Out

glass balanced precariously
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Photo Credit: @gomi_sutero / Instagram

Some men have this curiosity where they want to see how far they can take things before they go catastrophically bad. It’s why you always see guys with huge trucks backing into the tiniest parking spaces and leaving an inch of space on either side of them. Who cares if they have to exit through the window? They accomplished the impossible.

This photo that she accurately comments “the leaning tower of Pisa” pretty much sums up all the stress husbands put their wives through. Why does it need to go there? Why are you tempting fate?

Time To Re-Wash The Dishes

lettuce on pot
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Photo Credit: @gomi_sutero / Instagram

There’s always a member of the household who can never seem to wash the dishes correctly. They either decide that everything needs to be soaked so they don’t have to actually do them, don’t scrub enough, or don’t dry them so there’s weird residue on them. This person makes you thankful for modern dishwashers.

This is a tiny piece of seaweed this husband had forgotten about that attached itself to the wife’s measuring cup. Traveler, there is no room at the inn for you. Go on your merry way to the garbage at the hands of a frustrated wife.

Just Put It Away

hair dryer on washing machine
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Photo Credit: @gomi_sutero / Instagram

Whenever we can’t find something we know we have, we always run through that mental checklist of places we think it could possibly be. When it’s not in those places we give up and admit defeat and order a new one from Amazon. Luckily, this wife found the hairdryer before she had to do that.

Now why was the hairdryer on top of the washing machine? Was the husband trying to dry clothes and just left it there? Did he stick his head in the machine to wash and then blowdry his hair? We have so many questions.

If You Have The Time To Bathe…

bath
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Photo Credit: @gomi_sutero / Instagram

We all have had roommates with the worst time management. It’s that old song and dance they break out when you ask them to take out the trash or clean the bathroom. We expect the “I’m too busy” before it even leaves their mouths. Come on, it takes 5 minutes.

This wife is out here offering a schedule solution for her husband when she comments on the photo of his bath with: “throw away your tissue if you have time to do this.” Ain’t that the truth. Thank you, iconic lady.

We All Pop A Forehead Vein When We See This In The Fridge

tea half drank
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Photo Credit: @gomi_sutero / Instagram

We’ll just say it — nobody is interested in drinking that last teaspoon of juice that you left in the fridge. The last drops are always filled with warm backwash and nobody wants that. How easy is it to finish it and toss it? This issue single-handedly gave us an ulcer.

What was the point of him doing this? This tiny morsel isn’t going to satisfy anyone except for a field mouse. They won’t drink it either because they prefer skim milk anyway.

Sure, That Goes There

hairbrush in the pocket
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Photo Credit: @gomi_sutero / Instagram

Why put things back in their place for when you need them next when you can just hold onto them for later? That’s basically the reason why cargo shorts were invented. All those pockets can keep your wallet, keys, phone, insurance policies, afternoon snacks, deodorant, and pet hamster. Never put the hamster in the back pocket though.

This husband figured out this lifehack while on a business trip. Honestly, it’s weird but we think it probably feels kind of good. Those bristles probably feel like a massager on sore leg muscles.

Don’t Hang Me Out To Dry

suit on the ground
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Photo Credit: @gomi_sutero / Instagram

We’ve all been slightly scared by what our significant others do. We never know what to say about their walk-in freezer with all that meat or the closet where they cure their sausages. We just smile and refuse to open the creepy door. This wife got the scare of her life when she thought her husband brought home a “dead body.”

This is just wet clothes drying, but the image is unseeable now that she’s mentioned it. This would’ve definitely jump-started her heart.

The Man Behind The Mask, And The Mask Left Behind

guy showering with mask
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Photo Credit: @gomi_sutero / Instagram

We’re slowly realizing that some husbands are like Hansel and Gretel. They leave a trail of things behind them that the wife is always picking up. Though thankfully, it’s not always tiny breadcrumbs — there are a few socks, toilet paper pieces, and masks in the mix.

Her husband has upgraded his tissue tossing to leaving masks behind wherever he goes. This would be pretty gross to pick up since it’d be all soggy. Maybe if she found a discarded tissue and used that it pick it up it wouldn’t be so bad.

This Valentine’s Day Elf Present

kit kats on the floor
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Photo Credit: @gomi_sutero / Instagram

We all have our special ways of showing our significant other we care about them on Valentine’s Day. For some it’s bringing flowers for them, creating a playlist for them, or going out to eat. This husband just has a quirky way of saying “I love you.”

His wife hilariously comments on this photo of candy “why put it here? Show me your brain.” We’re all wondering the same thing. Even though this candy makes no sense here in the bedroom doorway, this is pretty touching and on-brand for him.

The Scare-Brush

hairbrush stuck in the wall
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Photo Credit: @gomi_sutero / Instagram

This is another photo where the husband presented himself with a challenge and rose to it. Unfortunately, this challenge got a little hairy and scary for his wife.

We’re not sure why, but this picture reminds us of Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining. Apparently, it did for this wife too, since she comments on the photo “this is the toilet. It’s like a horror movie.” We’re waiting for her husband to ax down the door and poke his head in to ask if you’ve seen his hairbrush.

Kobe Doesn’t Live Here

litter in the garbage
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Photo Credit: @gomi_sutero / Instagram

Michael Jordan once said, “I can accept failure, but I can’t accept not trying” and it looks like this husband heard him. When practicing his tissue 3-pointers he was met again and again with disappointment but he persevered and kept trying… much to his wife’s disappointment.

It looks like he’s going to have to get back out on the court and keep practicing those free throws. His wife’s probably just hoping he doesn’t move on from tissues to small snacks or coins.

Shirt On The Floor? Or Modern Art?

shirt on the floor
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Photo Credit: @gomi_sutero / Instagram

Art class is two parts knowing what you’re doing and having happy accidents with your creations. Sometimes you just fling a bunch of paint onto a canvas and it just works against all odds. This artistic husband decided that painting was too mainstream for him so he instead opted for some shirt+ground experimental fusion crafting.

This is a dirty shirt tossed on the ground. It evokes frustration and an itch for tidying in the viewer. It could have been sold at an auction house for a million but put into the wash by the artist’s wife for free.

Put A Cap On It

no lids on caps
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Photo Credit: @gomi_sutero / Instagram

If you’ve ever been frustrated by someone leaving the lid off something after they’re done using it, then this one’s for you. For whatever reason, some people are just most content leaving things open than sealing them up. It’s the reason why adult sippy cups are popular now.

Instead of putting the lid back on his contact solution or his contact case, this husband decided he better leave both of them open for quite the combo. This signature move is called the “bother my wife doubly.”

Where Are The Tissues?

tissues under the bed
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Photo Credit: @gomi_sutero / Instagram

We know this husband loves his tissues, but what happens when he can’t use them? Does he move onto toilet paper and paper towels or does the problem go away altogether? We may never know since he seems to have hidden his tissues in the weirdest place imaginable.

This is like a squirrel who’s hidden away his nuts and can’t find them anymore. Although, maybe this husband knows where they are and has hidden them so his wife can’t find them. This is one mystery that’s shrouded in thin white paper.

This Is One Way To Clean Your Lenses

glasses in the shower
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Photo Credit: @gomi_sutero / Instagram

This may be a repeat incident of the mask in the shower. This tub seems to just draw the husband in and encourage him to leave his stuff in it. It’s like a weird household whirlpool.

His wife comments on the photo “Does anybody take a bath with their glasses on and then leave it in the tub? If you know someone like that please let me know. You will be great friends with my husband.” They may have to look for a while.