Amazon Now Sells A Special Cereal Bowl So Picky Eaters Can Continue To Ruin Your Life
Don't we all love when we work hard to prepare a meal for our kids and they insist they can't eat it because the potatoes are touching the beans? How about when the cereal is "too soggy" so they won't touch it even though they were the ones that poured it? I don't know about you, but that just brings a smile to my face and an involuntary twitch to my eye.
Amazon has gratefully provided us with a special bowl made by Obol that separates your food perfectly so they don't, God forbid, touch each other. Will it make your kids eat? Yeah. Is it going to create a few monsters in its wake? Yeah, undoubtedly.
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The Beautiful Enabler
If you're spending long days trying to figure out how you can get your kids to actually eat something nutritious that won't require you to buy a feeding tube, then this product is here to enable the issue—I mean to solve them.
The unique design of this bowl makes it so your child can choose when they are emotionally ready to introduce their cereal to the milk and how much of it at a time they want. I know, it's a big moment. There won't be any dreaded "soggy cereal" but breakfast will take an hour and a half.
Your Kids Will Literally Be Power Drunk On Milk
The best part about this product is that it'll give your kids some much-needed confidence that's so valuable during their formative years by getting them used to twisting you around their little finger. Hahaha bonding, parenting, so sweet.
Another great part about the bowl is that it comes with a handle on the bottom so your child can easily eat their cereal and manipulate you from the couch, their bed, and wherever else you've caved and let them eat from.
You Can Ruin Plenty Of Foods With It
If you're part of a strict oatmeal, yogurt, or bagel breakfast eating household, you may think you're safe from the bowl scourge that has been wrought on this Earth. Well, think again, because versatility and design are ready to molliwhop you with a boatload of other foods that can be separated for your child's pleasure.
With these bowls, your kid can continue to be a picky eater well into adulthood and ruin plenty of holiday dinners because of it. They're great for separating your turkey from your cranberries, your fruit from your yogurt, and yourself from all your friends and family as you eat out of a plastic bowl at the dinner table.
