15+ Kid’s Names People Said “That Name Is A Tragedeigh”
People thought things had gotten weird when celebrities started naming their children things like Apple and North.
Fast forward to right now and regular people have completely upped the game with the most outrageous (and sometimes ridiculous) children's names.
That Name Is A Tragedeigh
A Facebook group called "That name is a Tragedeigh 2.0" shares the best of the worst names to ever grace the attendance roll call.
Some of them are oddly clever while others are just downright painful.
Some People's Names Cause Other's To Think It's Fake Or A Joke
The page administrator, Zane, explained that many of the kids with challenging or super unique names end up resenting their names and maybe even their parents.
He said, "I've also heard stories where people weren’t able to do things like food orders over the phone because the store believed it was a hoax name."
Parents Can Be Selfish When Choosing A Child's Name
He believes that too often, parents don't put enough thought into whether a name is good for a child, and only care about what they like.
"It's quite a selfish view but it seems to be very common that parents don’t really consider their child’s future in regards to their name," says Zane. Buckle up for the weirdest names that have been shared on the page.
Ascaris Is Not What They Thought It Was
It's Ascaris's 7th birthday! It's about 3 years too early for the child to figure out what their name really means, but that bubble will burst when the time comes.
Nothing like being named after the world's most common parasitic worm in humans to lead you through life.
What Do You Think About This Terrible Decision?
This person got a text message from their cousin asking for advice on a baby name, but they did not get the answer they were hoping for.
Sometimes being "exotic" is not for parents to choose.
Texan And Not That Proud
If there's one thing Texans love, it's Texas.
These parents loved the state so much that they named their child TexAnn. She's constantly spending time correcting people about the pronunciation.
She's Going To Be A God
These parents definitely skipped the history class where they learned about Greek mythology.
Not only was Adonis the epitome of a loveable man, but he also tragically died when he was speared by a wild boar during a hunt. Good luck, young Adonis.
Why Have One First Name When You Can Have Two?
There's a good chance that Tom Thomas, Steve Stevens, and Will Williams will never forget their names.
The only weird part is that neither will anyone else that they meet for the rest of their lives.
It's Just The Tips, Relax
The Tips family was not planning for the future or for nicknames when they named their son Dick Tips.
We can hope that his full name is Richard, but he's not using it, so what does it matter?
Juan² Equals Confusion
Twins are hard enough to differentiate on their own, let alone when they have the exact same name.
Juan² will forever be confusing their friends, families, and partners by using the same name while also having the same face.
Where'd You Get That Name? Yo-mamma!
This one almost sounds fake if it weren't for the fact that someone is really walking around with the name Xiomama.
To make matters worse, the pronunciation of the name is "Sho-mamma." We foresee a lot of sho-mamma jokes in this child's future.
Avenue Lives On An Avenue
Sometimes people name their child something that's really just a generic word in another language.
This door dasher got a chuckle when they were sent to deliver something to Avenue on an avenue.
Oh Curstin, We're Sorry For What They Did To You
These parents might as well have called their daughter Crustin because that's what kids are going to call her anyway.
Also, her nickname "Cursty" somehow seems worse than Curstin. Whatever happened to Kirsten?!
ABCDEF...MazequeenAyeroarahh
Hopefully, this "best friend" is willing to intervene and stop a new mom from burdening her daughter with a completely insane name.
The little girl will have no issues with the alphabet because nearly every letter is in her name.
Children Are Your Legacy... Literally
There are two strange things here. The first is the strange blood-splatter-themed cake for a 4-year-old.
The second is the inevitable issues young Legacy will face as they grow up into a full-on Legend.
Stratton, Batton, Matton, Cratton
This couple was more than excited to welcome their new baby into the world, so much so that they had a sign hand-crafted with his name to be: Stratton.
Not everyone was sold on the different name, though. It reminded some people of the weird nickname Strattie.
Is It Kacti If It's Plural?
This looks like an advertisement for some kind of cactus cookie, but it's actually a real baby name.
Kactus Graham also seems like some kind of weird dancing cactus that shows up to sing you happy birthday.
Brian Has The Biggest Brain In The Class (But His Parents Did Not)
This could be a misspelling issue or a language barrier problem, but either way, it resulted in poor Brian growing up with a name spelled like Brain.
Every supply teacher ever definitely pronounced this wrong.
Maybe They Should Have Just Stuck With Teke?
This name is spelled one way, pronounced another way, and shortened as well.
The poor girl is going to have an identity crisis before her 12th birthday trying to decide what to go by.
Smelvin Can't Catch A Break
This person got a DoorDash notification that their Dasher Smelvin was on the way.
Smelly Smelvin probably had a hell of a time on the playground, thanks to this name. According to Google, it's a popular breakfast dish.
When In Doubt, Spell It Backward
There are only so many names out there, but when one mom couldn't select one she decided to name her child "No Name" spelled backward.
That's one way to fill in the blank on the birth certificate.
A Relic Of The Times
This is an example of taking something brand new and naming it after the oldest thing you can think of— quite literally a relic.
This baby will always be old, even when it's young.
