Perfectly Savage Parenting Moves Most Parents Would Only Mutter Under Their Breath

Parenting is one of the most difficult jobs on the planet. Not only do you have to keep a fumbling, tiny human alive, but you also have to raise them into a fully-functioning person with values and a personality. It’s a commitment that takes at minimum 18 years, thousands of dollars, and your blood, sweat, and tears.

After pouring so much of themselves into their kids (who can be bratty–I know I was an annoying little jerk growing up), parents deserve to bite back. Besides, it helps children build character. Here are some of the most savage things parents have said and done to their offspring.

Teaching The Value Of Punctuality

Son was late to practice and had to run laps, even though the dad drove
Photo Credit: Twitter / @Sean__Mitchell
Photo Credit: Twitter / @Sean__Mitchell

As a member of a sports team, it’s important to be punctual to show your respect for the coach and your teammates. This dad went out of his way to make sure his son would take accountability for his tardiness, no matter what prevented him from showing up on time.