30 Shining Examples Of Kid Logic
One of the coolest things about kids is that you get to witness them learning things for the first time, things that you forgot you didn't know in the first place. We also forget how silly and sometimes sneaky children can be.
Hearing them out about what they were thinking after you watch them do something ridiculous is always sure to be a treat.
How Very Sneaky
This little one was told that they couldn't have dessert while they were out at dinner. So, they took matters into their own hands and stuffed a dinner roll full of sugar.
This Actually Isn't Awful
Like many of us, this kid had a bit of a craving and decided to sneak some chocolate chips from the cupboard, but they didn't want anyone to know. A little bit of tape always does the trick.
Is That Peppa?
This little girl insisted on dressing herself and saying goodbye to her brother as he got on the bus. She's doing it in style, all while looking like a tired mom.
How Disntguished
This is what happens when you leave your kid alone for 10 minutes in the bathroom with some clippers in a place they can find them. At least he was a good sport about putting on the businessman outfit.
How Very Serious
We all go through a phase in life where we are unsure of the world that we live in. But this kid is taking it a little far and has decided to wear a helmet everywhere.
We've All Been Here
It seems like the smartest idea you've ever had, but then it comes time to open the lock again and you're in a pickle. That's when you take it to your dad and ask him to help.
She's On The Run
She's starting herself young, going down a troubled path. She ran her car right into a light, and instead of owning up, she decided to make a run for it.
This Might Work
This little girl set up her toys on the porch with paper under them so that she could trace them and then color them in after. That's actually pretty smart.
Take A Big Sip
You know that feeling you get when you are craving something big time and you can't find it anywhere in the house? Well, this little girl decided to make the best of it and try and get that apple juice from the source.
What Is The Hair Dryer For?
Kids love stickers, so it makes sense that when they find something that even remotely resembles one, they're going to stick them all over any surface that's close to them.
What Is Going On Here?
This kid asked their parent for an egg, and not wanting to stifle their creativity they said yes. Turns out they wanted to try and hatch it in their homemade nest.
An Artist In The Making
She was making tortillas with her mother but decided that she wanted to add some flare, so she started cutting them out to look like tiny people. You can tell she's feeling it.
That Look On Her Face
Her parents brought home a new sibling and she was less than impressed, so she packed up her bags and decided she was going to hit the road. Don't worry, she didn't make it far.
He Just Wanted To Help Out
This is the kind of thing you hear about but never actually see yourself. This kid walked right up to this man and told him that his pants were falling down.
That Poor Dolphin
Most kids when they are told to gently kiss the dolphin would do just that, but not this little boy. No, he wanted to make it extra special and fully licked them.
Isn't That Clever
Desperate times call for desperate measures. How are you supposed to comfortably watch your videos if you have to hold the iPad, too? She figured out a way to relax and watch her stories.
That's A Lot Of Blue
Every family has a picture of their kids destroying the cake they get for their first birthday, but this looks especially scary. Is that blue icing going to come out?
She's Got A Mind Of Her Own
It's got to be a good feeling when your kid is someone who is going to stick it to the man...within reason, of course. That will be one to show to future partners.
It Was Too Quiet
If you have a young kid and the house is suspiciously quiet, there is probably a good reason to be worried. Like this little girl proved by putting clothespins in her hair like clips.
It Kind Of Makes Sense
This family was having their picture taken by a photographer and they turned the camera sideways to take another picture and the kids turned because they thought they needed to as well.
Being A Smart-Ass Usually Runs In The Family
This Reddit user told their son they could only eat half the hot dog, and the kid turns around with this. Honestly, I want to be mad but I know if my kid did this it's because they learned it from me.
She Wasn't Wrong
The sheet asked her to name all the shapes, they didn't specify what names they should be given. If I was the teacher, I would have given her the marks for it.
Of All The Things
What better to go out for Halloween as than a fart? I wonder how this conversation went between this kid and their parents. I wonder if it was a hard sell or not.
As Long As He's Happy
If you live somewhere where it's hot all the time, I can see how a fan could be your best friend. Besides, the icing on that cake looks pretty tasty.
We Didn't Need Those Anway
We said it before, and we will say it again: be very afraid of silence. All this kid needed was five minutes and some strong fingers to ruin their parents computer.
It Happens Like That Sometimes
This little girl was playing doctor with her older brother, and like any kid is aware, sometimes life doesn't go as planned, so she decided that the doctor couldn't save her.
He'll Figure It Out
He's been trying for ages to pick this book up off the ground so that he can finally tell his mom he cleaned up the living room. He'll figure it out eventually.
I'd Eat It
Who doesn't want to put fruit on their cereal like they do in the commercials? But, unlike this kid, we can't substitute green apple chews for the real thing, can we?
The Cat Does Not Look Pleased
At least this kid was trying to take responsibility for their pet by feeding it. They just didn't know that you need thumbs and patience to peel an orange, neither of which this kitty seems to have.
Cleanliness Is Never A Bad Habit
Unless it comes to washing the toilet paper. He thought he was doing his parents a favor, and he even made sure that the toilet paper had toys to play with.
It Is Pretty Funny
Leave it to a kid to leave you feeling embarrassed in a public place but also understanding why they're being so embarrassing in the first place. I mean, look at that face.
