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Dads Don’t Rest When There Are Heating Bills On The Line

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Photo Credit: @KeetPotato / Twitter
Photo Credit: @KeetPotato / Twitter

Dads will literally stop at nothing to defend the territory that is the thermostat. They will rise from the dead, come out of the coma, and run through several gauntlets to make sure you don’t mess with their delicately constructed heating bill.