Child-Themed Excuses To Artfully Escape Any Social Gathering

Your Kid Gave You Shin Splints Running Into You With Her Barbie Dream Car

Every single person who’s ever seen, owned, or had kids who’ve had one of these knows that this is an absolutely debilitating injury. People trying to make plans with you will empathize with the pain of hard plastic hitting your bony shins and lay off.

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Photo Credit: Apnea / Pinterest
Photo Credit: Apnea / Pinterest