These Husbands Are Driving Their Wives Absolutely Crazy

If you’re married to a man, you know how important it is to develop a sense of humor— if you want your relationship to last, that is. Men are simple creatures. They require very specific instructions and they love a good joke.

All of the husbands on this list did something that caused a head-shaking reaction from their wives, but hey, that’s what being married is all about. Keep reading to see some of the crazy things these men got away with.

Important Instructions

You know that this note is only necessary because this guy walked into the background of his wife’s Zoom call totally naked before.

on a zoom call note
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Photo Credit: Tweetystraw / Reddit

I guess it’s possible she’s just taking preventative measures…

He Stole Her Pillow

This husband got caught red-handed cuddling up with his wife’s pregnancy pillow.

husband sleeping with pregnancy pillow
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Photo Credit: @vanna_taurus / Instagram

Is he growing a human being in his uterus? Absolutely not. I think he should give her back her pillow.

Blame It On The Dog

This guy ate the piece of chocolate cake that his wife was saving for later, so he decided to blame the whole incident on the dog.

stuffed dog toy eating cake
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Photo Credit: @katywilson6 / Instagram

The only problem is, they don’t have a dog.

Every Donut

This husband took a bite out of every single donut in this bag.

bites taken out of donuts
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Photo Credit: @kara_boyyyay / Instagram

He could have just eaten one whole donut, but no, he had to claim them all for himself.

A Homemade Charcuterie Board

This husband told his wife that he’d make her a charcuterie board for their date night.

lunchables charcuterie
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Photo Credit: @fccckjulius / Twitter

He basically just went out and bought a bunch of Lunchables. Well, what she doesn’t know won’t hurt her.

Very Well Done

It looks like this husband likes his croissants really, really toasty. I mean, that thing is totally black. There’s no way that it’s edible at this point.

burnt croissant
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Photo Credit: Kaneando / Reddit

Better luck next time.

Sealed The Envelope, Boss Lady

This wife told her husband to seal and mail this envelope, and he did just that.

envelope sealed with bandaid
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Photo Credit: northernCan81 / Reddit

Only, he sealed it with a bandaid, which isn’t the classiest move in the world.

The Husband Tax

Part of the marriage contract involves giving your spouse at least one bite of every food item that you make.

bites taken out of avocado toast
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Photo Credit: @saetoast / Instagram

This husband always makes sure to take his husband tax.

He Made Her Lunch

This husband decided to be a thoughtful partner and make his wife lunch while she was working from home.

danish and pringles
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Photo Credit: kerokaeru / Reddit

This is the lunch that he served her. It’s the thought that counts, right?

Editing It

Darren didn’t think that the mantra on his wife’s tea bag was complete, so he decided to edit it a bit.

name added to tea tag
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Photo Credit: @emilyoriold / Instagram

Now it makes a lot more sense for their family.

Hang Up The Bananas

This wife told her husband to hang up the bananas and this is what he did.

bananas hanging in bag
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Photo Credit: PoppetRock / Reddit

She meant for him to actually take the bananas out of the bag first. He did the bare minimum that was asked of him.

You’re On Candid Camera

This husband took a sneaky picture of his wife, looked at it, and then couldn’t stop laughing. I mean, it is a pretty funny photo.

photo of woman putting on glasses
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Photo Credit: _doyoulikemilk_ / Reddit

I like her little face reflected in her glasses.

An Accurate Measurement

While this wife was out shopping, she texted her husband to ask him how big their dining room table was.

boy lying on table
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Photo Credit: hellosweetie_11 / Reddit

He replied by sending her this photo. It’s about as long as their kid, apparently.

So Many Monitors

This husband’s work-from-home setup keeps getting bigger and bigger. Pretty soon there isn’t going to be any wall left in this room.

computer work station
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Photo Credit: nmhendricks / Reddit

Are there even any more monitors left at the stores?

Frozen Roses

This husband attempted to do something nice and thoughtful for his wife on Valentine’s Day. He bought her a vase of roses.

frozen roses
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Photo Credit: anselgrey / Reddit

But then he left the roses in the car and they froze into a block of ice.