If you’re married to a man, you know how important it is to develop a sense of humor— if you want your relationship to last, that is. Men are simple creatures. They require very specific instructions and they love a good joke.
All of the husbands on this list did something that caused a head-shaking reaction from their wives, but hey, that’s what being married is all about. Keep reading to see some of the crazy things these men got away with.
You know that this note is only necessary because this guy walked into the background of his wife’s Zoom call totally naked before.
I guess it’s possible she’s just taking preventative measures…
He Stole Her Pillow
This husband got caught red-handed cuddling up with his wife’s pregnancy pillow.
Is he growing a human being in his uterus? Absolutely not. I think he should give her back her pillow.
Blame It On The Dog
This guy ate the piece of chocolate cake that his wife was saving for later, so he decided to blame the whole incident on the dog.
The only problem is, they don’t have a dog.
This husband took a bite out of every single donut in this bag.
He could have just eaten one whole donut, but no, he had to claim them all for himself.
A Homemade Charcuterie Board
This husband told his wife that he’d make her a charcuterie board for their date night.
He basically just went out and bought a bunch of Lunchables. Well, what she doesn’t know won’t hurt her.
Very Well Done
It looks like this husband likes his croissants really, really toasty. I mean, that thing is totally black. There’s no way that it’s edible at this point.
Better luck next time.
Sealed The Envelope, Boss Lady
This wife told her husband to seal and mail this envelope, and he did just that.
Only, he sealed it with a bandaid, which isn’t the classiest move in the world.
The Husband Tax
Part of the marriage contract involves giving your spouse at least one bite of every food item that you make.
This husband always makes sure to take his husband tax.
He Made Her Lunch
This husband decided to be a thoughtful partner and make his wife lunch while she was working from home.
This is the lunch that he served her. It’s the thought that counts, right?
Darren didn’t think that the mantra on his wife’s tea bag was complete, so he decided to edit it a bit.
Now it makes a lot more sense for their family.
Hang Up The Bananas
This wife told her husband to hang up the bananas and this is what he did.
She meant for him to actually take the bananas out of the bag first. He did the bare minimum that was asked of him.
You’re On Candid Camera
This husband took a sneaky picture of his wife, looked at it, and then couldn’t stop laughing. I mean, it is a pretty funny photo.
I like her little face reflected in her glasses.
An Accurate Measurement
While this wife was out shopping, she texted her husband to ask him how big their dining room table was.
He replied by sending her this photo. It’s about as long as their kid, apparently.
So Many Monitors
This husband’s work-from-home setup keeps getting bigger and bigger. Pretty soon there isn’t going to be any wall left in this room.
Are there even any more monitors left at the stores?
This husband attempted to do something nice and thoughtful for his wife on Valentine’s Day. He bought her a vase of roses.
But then he left the roses in the car and they froze into a block of ice.