13+ Outrageous Times People Didn’t Realize Someone Was Hitting On Them

A comedian on Twitter named David Drake tweeted about a time he completely missed the pass a woman threw at him. It was hilarious, but it also prompted his followers to chime in with their embarrassing stories. Brace yourself for these timeless stories about people not realizing someone wants them bad!

The Tweet That Started It

Tickling is usually a good indicator that someone wants to do something more with you.

in high school
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Photo Credit: @TheDavidDrake / Twitter

David Drake was in high school, so he should’ve known better. You win some and lose some.

A Cuddle Buddy For The Night

It was his first night in the dorms, so his mind probably wasn’t working correctly.

first night of college
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The first night on campus can be overwhelming, but not enough to turn down a cuddle buddy.

Thought It Wasn’t A Real Thing

Regardless of whether it’s a real thing, a great time to kiss is when the woman brings it up.

smoking and kissing
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This guy didn’t know any better, but I know he never misses another opportunity again.

It Almost Got Interesting

I bet he wonders where he would’ve put his fingers all the time, but he sounds like a slave to the art.

finger painting on face
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Photo Credit: Twitter

It probably wasn’t easy, but he made the right choice.

Skin-On-Skin Contact

Why didn’t he continue to do something after if he said yeah? This one is confusing.

skin on skin contact
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Photo Credit: Twitter

It was probably a movie this man waited to see for a long time if he passed up the skin-on-skin contact.

She Needed A Date!

Sometimes, you’re too worried about other things to catch a hint. This man was in a panic because his date canceled.

a prom date
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It’s hard to judge him due to that fact.

He Can’t Leave For Lunch

This one might be the most obvious one so far. There’s no telling why he didn’t want to go!

he can't go off campus
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I’m sure he broke plenty of rules his parents set in high school.

She Left The Treehouse

The moment he saw her leave the treehouse is when he probably recognized he messed things up.

important to hold hands
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At least he got to hold her hand for a short time before she left.

What Was He Thinking?

Unless all the women he ran into weren’t attractive to him, this doesn’t make sense.

he can walk
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The moment she said one of them could’ve sat on his lap is when he should’ve agreed.

Cross Country Lady Knew What She Wanted

Twenty years after failing to get him to make a move, she took matters into her hands.

big wet kiss
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Planting a wet kiss on him and asking why he didn’t ask her out makes it seem like she was a little hurt in the past by this guy’s lack of understanding of the situation.

At Least They Got Married

The man mentioned might’ve missed the first hint set by his now wife, but he made up for it.

at least they're married now
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If he wouldn’t gotten married to this lady, it would’ve been a failure.

He Blew It!!

The moment he noticed the wine coolers, he should’ve known it wasn’t about studying at all!

calculus
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That was her way of coming over without seeming like she just wanted to have “fun.”

Could’ve Had A Wealthy Family

I know this guy imagines what his life would be like if he had a rich lawyer wife.

wanted to help
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All he had to do was let her help him with the house sitting!

He Didn’t Think Anything Of It

Here’s an example of not thinking anything of it. He probably had no experience with women who make the first move.

wrote her number on the back
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Plus, he was only a teenage, so I’ll cut him some slack.

“Haha That’s Crazy”

What’s crazy is the fact that he missed out on having a stellar make out session with his crush.

time to makeout
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I already know how often he probably thinks about dropping that ball.

He Was Thinking Too Much

This man was in college when he let this one slide by him, so that’s kind of unforgivable.

he was scared
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It’s hard to forgive because she used the oldest trick in the book on him.

Maybe He Wasn’t That Thirsty?

He clearly didn’t think this one through. she practically said she was ready to kiss him.

time for a kiss
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Photo Credit: Twitter

High school kids miss hints the most due to their lack of experience, so worries about this one.

How Big Was The Back Seat?

I want to know how large her back seat was. Did he at least sit down for a moment?

she showed the back seat
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I know this isn’t Wedding Crashers, but this guy had to be sick the next day thinking about this.

Like He Was Dead

He might as well have really died after missing this clue! He probably really wasn’t attracted to her.

fell asleep with arms crossed
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Either way, that was a golden opportunity for something to transpire, but they both missed out on it.

He Couldn’t Process It

Not being able to process that someone asked you out could mean a few things.

he couldn't make it
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Thankfully, it only means this guy had such a massive crush on this girl he froze.