Adults Share The Hilarious Things Their Children Call Everyday Things

Anyone who has spent time with a kid knows that they can say some pretty zany things.

One of the funniest and potentially horrifying things that they do is mix up their words or simply make up their own name for something that is so ordinary to us that it blows our minds they don’t know what it is yet.

I Hope There Were Follow-Up Questions

Tweet: My daughter just called a cemetery a person garden. I'm not even sure what she inks is happening there.
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I see the logic in this train of thought, but I’m also concerned that this little kid thinks that humans will grow out of the ground? I mean, that’s what being planted implies.