Adults Who Took Immaturity To The Next Level
You're only as old as you let yourself feel, right? This is good advice for anyone who's looking to squeeze a little more vitality out of their years, but sometimes people take it too far in the best and worst ways. I'm talking about some serious Benjamin Buttons.
Here are some grown freaking adults who decided today would be the day to step back into the blunder years. It's all the chaos and humor you remember without the braces and chin acne.
Ed On Yelp Messed With The Wrong Sub Shop
Next time Ed wants to complain about a sandwich, he should think about who he's lashing out at. Because clearly, this manager can get way pettier and more immature if the situation calls for it.
You're Never Safe From Puns, Even At Work
We all laugh at how quirky and weird that one coworker is who loves supplying the dad jokes, but at the end of the day, work would really suck without them.
Husband Was Angry So He Only Made His Half...
You ever been so angry with someone that you leave the house without saying anything to them? Well, how about making only your side of the bed? That's calculated immaturity and I'm so here for it.
When Will Our Coworkers Learn??
It's not good workplace environment building to post up signs about what fish you can and can't eat, but...they're absolutely right. Nobody wants to smell your pungent salmon dinner, Karen.
He Deserved The Tattoo
She's not the immature one in this situation—her ex-boyfriend definitely is. If you don't know how to stay loyal to someone then you deserve a permanent reminder on your body just so you can glance down and keep yourself in check.
Safe To Say These Neighbors Do Not Get Along
There's a line being drawn and it's drawn right down the snowy stairway. I love how one neighbor is so immature that they're willing to awkwardly work harder to not shovel their hated neighbor's side. How much do you want to bet that they just hopped onto the bare side?
He Found His Other Half
They say you know when you've found your other half—this guy definitely did. This is an awesome way to bring some humor into your day. He should be careful around her, though: she's a little stuck-up and doesn't talk much.
Taking The Neighbor Drama To The Wifi
The rest of the neighbors clearly don't want to get involved in the petty drama. But honestly, I'd throw my hat into the ring. I'd make one that expresses how tired I am of their garbage blowing into my yard.
The Irony In This
This driver got this left on their car (rightfully) since they have a bit of difficulty parking within the lines. A little passive-aggressive practice truly does make perfect, right?
Manager's Computer Wasn't Working, So He Told Her To Put It In Rice...
This manager has the naivety of a child who isn't quite sure how putting your phone in rice works. She fully heated the rice up in the microwave and dumped it on her laptop...
This Office Drama Got A Bit Sticky
Clearly, one floor of the office is much more creative than the other. I'm curious how they were able to get SpongeBob printed out with this much color or made out of sticky notes. Probably just the sheer anger at the noise situation inspired this much creativity.
No Bathtub? No Dignity? No Problem
When you're pissed off that your landlord is such a cheapskate that they won't install a bathtub, you're most likely to complain to your friends and roommates. What this woman did was head straight to Walmart with her fury.
This Boss Saw The Opportunity And Took It
This manager will take advantage of any opportunity to remind their employees of the "no phone" policy. They eat, sleep, live, and breathe the "no phones" policy, and yeah, I'd love to meet them.
One Question: Where Can I Buy One?
I'm so incredibly jealous of this neighbor with arguably the world's greatest and most aquatic mailbox. Does it make sense? No. But is this adorable mailbox filling me with a feeling of tender childhood hope that I haven't experienced in years? Absolutely.
Icarus In An Office Chair
This is a story told in two parts. She really genuinely thought that her bones and muscles were tougher than concrete and paid the ultimate price for that. And it costed an arm.
His Girlfriend Called Him In Yelling "Help! The Toilet Is Smoking!"
This is the kind of relationship I want. You want to be able to joke and have fun with your partner while also subliminally reminding them that they need to change the toilet paper.
Her Roommate Keeps Leaving Hair In The Shower—So She Let Her Know
This roommate needs to read the hair on the wall—she's in hot water with her other roommate. I'm glad she notified her of the problem, but I could never stoop to this immaturity level of touching someone else's hair to get it done.
This Toddler Took Punctuality Way More Seriously
Sometimes, children are the quickest ones to call us out on our behavior, even though they're technically supposed to be the ones modeling their behavior off of. Maybe this doctor should act more immature in this case?
This Husband Is Officially Banned From Grocery Shopping/Organizing Duties
A good rule of thumb is that just because something is in a blue box doesn't mean it's pasta. Rather, sometimes it's your wife's box of Tampax. Whether he did this as a joke or not, marinara sauce is ruined for me.
Immature Or Seriously Impressive?
This took some serious time, humor, skill, effort, and a very long Google search about where they sell giant marshmallows. I think Costco is his best bet, but you never know.
How To Trace Your Heritage
Like great-grandfather, like grandfather, like father, like son. All this family has to do is look at old photo albums and see who's drinking from what to trace their lineage.
His Son Was Mad, So This Monster Opened All The Bananas In The House
Immaturity skyrocketed to a new level when he decided to take out his frustrations on his father's favorite smoothie addition. I'm sorry, but bananas don't deserve this kind of brutality.
Honestly, Someone's Got To Keep Management Accountable
If nobody's going to leave passive-aggressive notes for management, then really, who's going to? This level of immaturity in the face of heel-dragging bureaucracy is what keeps the world running.
The Reverse—This Kid Is Acting Like A 43-Year-Old Office Worker
A 17-year-old had this on his school desk when his teacher noticed. Sure, this whole article has been about making fun of immature adults, but what about kids who're acting basically like pensioners already? Who'd a thunk it?
"My Kid Did This Portrait Of Me Over 10 Years Ago. I Still Look The Same"
Kudos to this mom for leaning into the very interesting artwork her kid drew of her. It just goes to show you, some people never grow up, and a good red lip is always in style.
This Was Subtweeting Before Subtweeting
I really appreciate the lengths this ex went to to make fun of the antics of this person. MySpace truly was where immature people came out to play, just remember all the drama that came with having the "Top Eight"?
This Bother Isn't So Grape Of A Sibling
This is reason number one why me and my siblings don't get along. Even if my adult brother would "do something nice" for me, he'll always turn around and eat half my grapes. It kind of works as a metaphor right?
The Hotel Staff That Refused To Have A Boring Day At Work
Traveling is super fun, but it can obviously be incredibly stressful. So just imagine how great it would be to walk into your hotel bathroom and seeing this? All my worries would just be flushed away.
He Was Invited To A "Hawaiian Shirt" Party
This is definitely a Hawaiian shirt, it may even be the most Hawaiian-themed Hawaiian shirt I've ever seen. I'm loving the joy on this punny man's face, but I have to ask, what that intentional or is it a sour cream stain?
As If They Would Ship You A Live Koala For $70
I wish I had this much childhood innocence still left in me. Just imagine walking through life thinking that one day you'll be a proud owner of a koala bear? Those would be bright days.
I Don't See The Problem
Look, if people in this person's life isn't going to specify what kind of spice rack they should make then they can't be upset if someone ends up with a shelf full of Spice Girls.
These Cats Are Acting Foolish
Why are cats tiny, angry jerks? Like, don't they age seven years at a time? Act your age and stop ruining literally everything! I don't care how cute you are.
Time To Black Out Tonight
This is the kind of genius you could only expect from someone who is an adult but doesn't think like one. Who comes up with this stuff? I'll tell you what, though, they're in for the night of their lives.
But...It's Pasta
If you can't cook pasta properly then you really don't deserve to be anywhere near a stove. There are more exciting, less embarrassing ways to set your house on fire.
Her Body, Her Choice
In this day and age, that is exactly the kind of sentiment that I would expect someone to get tattooed on their body. The only problem is someday it might stop being true.
Just Read The Instructions
This person did not read the instructions on the website properly and left delivery instructions in the spot where you want things engraved on the case. It's a good life motto to live by though.
That's A Lot Of Candy
Now that is a money shot. What is kinkier than someone lying on their bed with a bunch of fruit gummies? That's the kind of person you would have a good time hanging out with, but they also probably still work at the mall.
Vroom Vroom
Imagine you were out on a date and you decided that you were comfortable going home with them and then they brought you to this bed? Be honest, would you stay or leave?
At Least He's Clean?
This seems like a dare that got out of hand, quickly. At least in a roundabout way he's keeping himself clean...let's just hope that he cleaned out the sink after as well.
Why Be Petty?
This mailman didn't have to call her out like this, but here we are. We can all see the olive tree is dead, just leave it alone. You never know what's a sensitive subject.