The world of children’s toys is a hard one to navigate. First off, there are some that are just plain weird—like, why would a kid want to play with that?—secondly, there are these off-brand gems that are straight-up terrifying.
Let’s not forget the toys from the past that seem to have been created just to haunt you.
What Is Happening Here?
When you hear someone talk to you about wanting a man pony, is this what you would envision? No, I’m really asking because I’m not too sure what is happening here.