Funny Tweets About Marriage That Remind Us That Love Is Truly Unconditional

“Till death do us part” is a pretty intense vow to take with someone, and marriage is not always sunshine and rainbows. It’s like having a lifelong roommate who you have to make every major decision with, and, naturally, you can get on each others’ nerves.

Despite the bad moments, it’s all love at the end of it all, and these people perfectly summed up the weird nuances of what it’s like to be married.

The Items Get All Mixed Up After They’re Scanned Anyway, Honey

My wife puts groceries on the conveyor belt like there may be an award for most organized
Photo Credit: Twitter / @simoncholland
Photo Credit: Twitter / @simoncholland

On one hand, I can see where he’s coming from, but as a fellow conveyor-belt-organizer, I have to stand with his wife. I don’t know why it has to be perfect, but it gives me internal peace.