Hilarious Car Sticker Ideas You Might End Up Adding To Your Ride

Have you ever come across a car sticker at a red light that you would want for yourself? Maybe it made you laugh or think, but you know that you enjoyed it.

Well, here is a handful for you to get inspiration from the next time you think about purchasing.

Only For Jolie

only available for Jolie
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Photo Credit: Darkpulse462 / Reddit

This person went all out to express their love for Angelina Jolie. I hope she sees this!

I've never seen someone go to these lengths for an actress, but it's inspiring.

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Save The Chickens

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chickens can cross the road
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Photo Credit: bobbyfbrown / Reddit
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Here's one that might make you laugh after you think about it for a second.

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It also showcases the personality of the driver, who might love animals or have a farm.

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That's Deep

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important questions to ask
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If this this happened, global warming would accelerate. That would be a ton of gas in the air!

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Good thing it really isn't possible. Still, it's a good question to ask.

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Pushin' P

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car decal
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Photo Credit: @glossydecals / Instagram
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If you aren't pushin' P, then this doesn't apply to you. If you are, this is right up your alley.

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Some might not understand when they drive past, but it's for those who do get it.

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No Kids, All Money

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no kids decal on the car
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If you're married with no kids, your income is significantly higher—no bad mouths to feed or clothe. It sounds like a dream.

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Maybe everyone should wait to have kids until they become super-rich.

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Give Him A Break

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leave him alone he's 70
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This driver is 70 and doesn't want to deal with anyone else on the road, or in life.

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He's got a medal on there too, so this older gentleman means business.

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That's Tough

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don't yell go to hell
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Seeing this on the road is funny, but imagine someone said this to you in real life.

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That would be way harsher than reading it while at a red light.

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For The Environmentalist

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carbon offset on the back
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Climate change is an important issue to worry about, but people like to poke fun at it sometimes.

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This looks like a parody and a good idea wrapped in one.

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Don't Think Too Much!

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thinking makes them single
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Kudos to this driver and this sticker they have. Thinking can do a lot of harm in certain situations.

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Instead of being submissive and easily controlled by a partner, thinking for yourself negates that. Some can't handle that kind of person.

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Heroes Unite!

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hero sticker looks amazing
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It looks like a 16-year-old who just got their license slapped this on their car.

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I have no issue with that; this is a great car sticker. The claws are the best.

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Marriage Is Expensive

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marriage is expensive
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Let this be a gentle reminder that you don't have to jump into marriage because of social constructs.

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Going on a first date with this on your car will immediately let them know you aren't playing around.

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Called In Dead

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calling in dead with no more sick days
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Not only is this hilarious, but it connects on a spiritual level. I'm sorry to all those who don't have unlimited time off.

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Without any more sick days, the best thing to do is to call in dead?

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Pikachu For The Win

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pika pika sticker
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Anything Pikachu is a win. This one is cool because you'll see the ears when you roll the window up from the down position.

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The cherry on top here is the hashtag.

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They Are Teople Poo

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dyslexics are people too
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Photo Credit: BDog23 / Reddit
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This is brilliant. Some dyslexic people are really insecure about their condition, but this is a bright spot.

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I know this gets a lot of laughs from drivers that pass.

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That Would Be Great

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history repeats itself
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Photo Credit: principessa1180 / Reddit
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If we had the chance to own smaller dinosaurs, that would be sensational. I hope history does repeat itself.

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Maybe dinosaurs wouldn't even want to attack or eat us. We'll never know...

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Come Over If You're Thick

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if you sick stay home
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Photo Credit: FreemanCantJump / Reddit
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This is a great sticker according to the CDC guidelines. This driver should get a sponsor.

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If I saw that, I would for sure stay home. The other option sounds fun as well.

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Sure You Did

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i used to be cool
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When you're in a car like this, it can mean several things. The most popular reason is because you have kids.

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This driver wants us to know they were cool before the kids came.

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A Paradox?

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no one cares about your stick family
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If you didn't care, you wouldn't have this sticker on your car at all. This is clearly satire, but it's good.

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Is that a lawnmower running over the family members?

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The Important Question

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have your car after the rapture
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Photo Credit: inthemiddnight / Reddit
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You won't need your car after the rapture if that's what you believe in, so why not say yes?

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This person has the decency to ask before you just up and leave.

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That's A Great Point

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root of evil is money
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Photo Credit: angelofdeathofdoom / Reddit
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You know what, this is a brilliant point. This might be something others never contemplated.

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It makes sense on paper, but I know a pastor will do anything to dispute it.