Hilarious Couples Who Are Honestly #Goals
What is the key to a long-lasting relationship? Everyone you meet will have a different answer, but these couples will tell you that a healthy dose of laughter every once in a while is the way to keep the magic alive.
Here are some funny couples who are truly #goals.
We All Love Jeff Goldblum At Least A Little
On our first date, this woman jokingly told her boyfriend that she loved Jeff Goldblum's half-shirtless scene in Jurassic Park so much that she wished she had a giant painting of it. Four months later, on her birthday, he gave her this painting.
Isn't He The Prettiest Girl In The Room?
This guy's girlfriend explained that she left her boyfriend alone in her room with her clip-in hair extensions sitting out for only 10 minutes and then returned to see him looking like this.
Put Her In A Real Sticky Situation There
This woman could hear her boyfriend giggling to himself in the bathroom the night before, but didn't think too much of it until she woke up in the morning and found that he'd replaced the toilet roll with a lint roller refill.
Don't Let My Wife See This Because She'll Want One Too
This woman just had to show off the relaxation station her boyfriend made for her to use in the bathtub so that she can lie back, watch a little Netflix, and sip her wine.
I'd Probably Do The Same If I Met Rob Lowe
This guy pointed out how much happier his wife seemed upon getting to meet Rob Lowe than she looked in their wedding photos, but, honestly, who could blame her? He's a handsome man.
Did She Give A Thumbs-Up To Say Yes Or...?
Since they both were so into ocean exploration and scuba diving, this man decided to make his marriage proposal to her unique by doing it 55 feet below sea level.
Funny How It Goes Like That...
This man explained that his wife really wanted to get a cat, but he made it clear that he did not want one. They ended up compromising and getting a cat, and he's happier than ever about it now.
Her Husband Snapped The Picture For Fun Before The Photoshoot
Children grow up so fast before your eyes, so when you have a baby, you need to snap as many photos as possible before they grow up. This couple will also now have a hilarious picture to mix in with the adorable ones.
Any Excuse To Get Him Over
I've seen the classic "leaving earrings behind so they have to see you again" trick once or twice, but I've never seen someone try to lure a partner back over with a piece of lint until now.
They Look Like Characters In A Disney Movie
For Valentine's Day, this girlfriend asked one of her friends who works as an artist to complete a commission piece of them and their cat as a gift for her boyfriend.
"Gift" Might Not Have Been The Best Word
This guy told his girlfriend that he had a gift waiting for her on her pillow. She rushed to the bedroom expecting flowers, chocolates, or something of the sort and saw this instead.
"I Swear, I'm Not Mad At You, Babe."
This is the epitome of a wife saying that "everything is fine" only to express her anger in the most passive-aggressive way she can cook up. This borders on sociopathic.
I Mean, He's Not Wrong
On the one hand, I get that she definitely felt good about her outfit and he probably shouldn't have ruined the mood with a comment. On the other hand, she really does look like Pinhead Larry.
This Is How Breakups Happen
While he's technically not wrong in saying this, he definitely is not right for doing this either. I'm going to assume that their relationship has fallen apart since this incident.
I Would Have Reacted The Same Way
The cool thing about having a significant other is that they're often around to photograph in our most candid moments. Unfortunately, they only want to catch our most embarrassing ones.
What A Way To Break The News
This man explained that his wife gifted him this Bob Ross book with the sonogram on the right tucked inside the cover as a fun way to let him know that they were expecting.
Nothing Wrong With Having A Little Fun
Listen: she's lying stomach-down on the bed so that she's totally safe, so is there really any harm in him messing around and taking pictures of her "on a bicycle"?
If That's Not Love, Then What Is?
When it comes to planning a wedding, there are a lot of decisions to make in terms of the guest list, catering, decorations, venue, etc., but the one thing this couple immediately agreed on was getting married in a bouncy house.
I Want What They Have
There's a special kind of connection needed for a guy to love his girl so much that he would sit idly by while she gets her nails done just so she can enjoy some chicken nuggets.
Sounds Like A Perfect Night
I don't know why women love Target so much, but I'm totally okay with their obsession with the store. Target wouldn't be my first choice after the bar, but I'm happy for her.
I'm Sure She Was Thrilled.
This woman asked her boyfriend for a three-carat ring for Christmas. The day of, she opened up the little jewelry box to find that he had gifted her a three-carrot ring instead.
This Is Actually Really Cute
Imagine having someone ask you to pose and then looking at you this way. My wife looks at me on a daily basis like she is thinking over her choice of husband.
That's How You Keep The Spark Alive, Kids
It doesn't matter if you've been together for three weeks or three decades: you've got to keep hitting on your girl as though it's the first time you've ever seen her.
This Cat Is A Whole Mood
While his girlfriend was hugging their cat, this boyfriend sneakily snapped this candid photo. Honestly, that cat is a whole mood and a half. Thankfully, this boyfriend doesn't feel the same about her hugs.
It's About Celebrating The Little Milestones
When they first started seeing each other, this guy's girlfriend said that she would never fart in front of him, so naturally, the first time it happened, he bought her this cake to celebrate the occasion.
I Wish I Could've Seen Her Reaction
This guy's girlfriend told him that she was craving sponge cake and really wanted some, so he said he'd come to the rescue. Fast forward a few hours, and he presented her with this monstrosity.
Ask And You Shall Receive
After just finding out that his wife was pregnant, this guy decided to execute his first dad joke ever when she asked him to go turn on the tap so she could have a toasty shower.
Someone Prepare A Eulogy For Him
This guy's girlfriend had been talking to him the day before about how she wanted to get a boob job, so today he decided he would show her his cheaper solution. I have no doubt that he is six feet under after making that joke.
Get You A Man Who Can Do Math
This guy just solved all relationship conflicts, and he did it so nonchalantly. Two angry people cancel each other out to make a happy, united front. I want him to do a TED Talk on it.
Don't Worry, Romance Isn't Dead
Oh, to live on a farm with my wife of 40 years, go on a long ride with my horse, collect wildflowers, and then deliver the bouquet to her at the end of the day.
