Hilarious Examples Of Logic Only Kids Understand
Kids have a lot of creativity and curiosity. If they don't know how to do something the traditional way, you can bet they'll get it done their way.
Maybe they'll participate in an activity that makes no sense to anyone else but them. Here is some hilarious kid logic.
This Is How He Sleeps
![sleeping kid Boy lying face-down on Lego](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sleeping-kid-26242.jpg?b=0&c=0&width=800&height=533&top=105&left=0&zoom=1.14285714286)
This kid might be immortal. There's no way he can sleep on Lego like it isn't a thing to him.
He must be related to Thor or something because this has to hurt.
She Thinks It's Apple Juice
![thought it was apple juice A little girl hugging a bottle of corn oil](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/thought-it-was-apple-juice-84078.jpg?width=728&height=732)
Her parents told her to put it back because it's corn oil, but she thought it was apple juice.
That color is very reminiscent of apple juice so I can see where she's coming from here.
You Heard The Man
![wants to be a football Young boy's yearbook page](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/wants-to-be-a-football-57828.jpg?width=700&height=607)
His wish might not get granted, but he can certainly play with a football. There's just no way he can become one.
That's an odd wish to have in a yearbook.
Just Hanging Out
![how he relaxes Boy hanging off a chair watching an iPad](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/how-he-relaxes-18111.jpg?b=0&c=0&width=700&height=888&top=0&left=0&zoom=1.11111111111)
I can almost see how this could be nice, but then again, I don't know what's going on here.
Hanging on the chair to use the tablet is a headscratcher.
Easiest Gift Ever
![printer paper Girl holding a box of printer paper over her head](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/printer-paper-54900.jpg?b=0&c=0&width=800&height=533&top=226&left=0&zoom=1.14285714286)
This little girl loves drawing on printer paper, so her mother got her the best Christmas gift.
Wrapped up was a special surprise of 500 pieces of printer paper! This was her response.
He Likes His Bones
![liking his bones Birthday card that says](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/liking-his-bones-64989.jpg?b=0&c=0&width=700&height=730&top=19&left=15&zoom=1.11111111111)
There's plenty of things to like about your parents. The fact that they take care of you is one.
Their bones are another one, according to this kid. I don't know why.
Little Girl Thinks This Makes The Closet Look Less Scary
![less creepy A closet door with a mitten on the doorknob](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/less-creepy-15185.jpg?width=800&height=533)
I don't know what world she lives in, but this almost seems like it's a little scarier.
A random glove sticking out of the door could look creepy in the middle of the night.
Kid Watches TV Like This
![kid watching tv A kid wearing a gorilla suit sitting on the couch](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/kid-watching-tv-63379.jpg?width=800&height=533)
Imagine walking downstairs, and this is the first thing you see. It's your kid in a gorilla suit enjoying TV.
There's no reason behind why he does it. It's just something to do.
Told To Brush His Teeth
![brush his teeth Chattering teeth toy with eyeballs; toothpaste globbed onto the teeth](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/brush-his-teeth-86542.jpg?width=728&height=754)
They told their kid to brush his teeth and trusted he would do it. After returning, this is what they found.
It's technically his teeth, so he didn't disobey their orders completely.
One Way To Answer Questions
![answering questions A test question where students are meant to draw a line between the questions and answer; student has drawn all to a line in the middle and back out to every answer](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/answering-questions-21690.jpg?width=800&height=533)
These kids will figure out anything to get out of answering questions they don't know the answer to on a test.
This is a sound strategy that might or not might get them some points with the teacher.
Mickey Is Dead?
![RIP Mickey A child make a gravestone out of Lego with Mickey Mouse lying in front of it](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/RIP-Mickey-55491.jpg?width=611&height=549)
For some reason, this kid thinks Mickey Mouse died. In whatever world he lives in inside his head, the mouse is gone.
At least he had the decency to make him a nice gravestone.
Cold And Potty Training
![kid potty training A child sitting on a toilet and wearing a camo blanket over his head](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/kid-potty-training-41810.jpg?width=800&height=533)
Potty training can become eventful with the right kid. This one gets cold and brings the blanket.
I can't say it's a dumb move because some people stay on the toilet for a long time.
The Box Is Better?
![in the box Two children sitting in a box beside a small couch](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/in-the-box-42601.jpg?width=800&height=533)
I don't know, the box must be better than that little couch. Their mom got them that couch to enjoy.
Maybe they're testing the thing it came in first before getting on it.
He Wanted To Be A Traffic Light
![wanting to be a traffic light Little boy with a red, yellow, and green circle on his face; he is supposed to be a traffic light](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/wanting-to-be-a-traffic-light-19823.jpg?width=700&height=969)
He didn't want to be an animal like many of the other kids. His choice was a traffic light.
Perhaps he has a future in engineering, or maybe he likes colors.
Sleeps Like He Fell
![kid sleeps weird Child sleeping in a weird position on his bed](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/kid-sleeps-weird-88880.jpg?b=0&c=0&width=800&height=533&top=486&left=0&zoom=1.14285714286)
Sleeping like he fell is his way of living. I'd imagine his neck might hurt one day.
His parents better make sure he learns how to sleep the right way soon.
"The Way My Son Eats Bananas"
![how to eat a banana Banana with bites taken out the side](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/how-to-eat-a-banana-24564.jpg?width=728&height=701)
I can't fathom why he would eat his bananas like this, but it must make sense to him.
Kids will do anything that makes sense to them, no matter what the status quo looks like.
Drew A Pillow To Sleep On
![for a nap Child lying on the sidewalk, she's drawn herself a pink pillow to sleep on](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/for-a-nap-97592.jpg?width=800&height=533)
This little girl wanted to nap, so she drew a pillow on the concrete. It might not have been comfortable, but it got her through it.
Maybe in her mind it wasn't bad to sleep on, but still.
Six Beds Isn't Enough
![love each other Four children piled into one bed](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/love-each-other-16030.jpg?width=800&height=533)
Having six beds isn't enough for these siblings. This is what you call sibling love in action.
They'd rather be uncomfortable together than alone and comfortable in their own beds.
Imagine Being The Teacher
![gas training](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/gas-training-63534.jpg?width=700&height=392)
Imagine being the teacher in this situation. Do you call their parents or tell them to never speak about this again?
I'm pretty sure the teacher had to call their parents for this.
Great Way To Defend
![defending Test question says to defend the answer. Student has drawn a soldier on a mounted fun saying,](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/defending-51522.jpg?width=800&height=533)
It wasn't specific on how to defend the answer, so this might work just as well.
You've got to tell these kids exactly how to respond when it comes to answering quiz questions.