Hilarious Examples Of Logic Only Kids Understand

Kids have a lot of creativity and curiosity. If they don’t know how to do something the traditional way, you can bet they’ll get it done their way.

Maybe they’ll participate in an activity that makes no sense to anyone else but them. Here is some hilarious kid logic.

This Is How He Sleeps

This kid might be immortal. There’s no way he can sleep on Lego like it isn’t a thing to him.

Boy lying face-down on Lego
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Photo Credit: Backpacks_Got_Jets / Reddit

He must be related to Thor or something because this has to hurt.

She Thinks It’s Apple Juice

Her parents told her to put it back because it’s corn oil, but she thought it was apple juice.

A little girl hugging a bottle of corn oil
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Photo Credit: grill_panda / Reddit

That color is very reminiscent of apple juice so I can see where she’s coming from here.

You Heard The Man

His wish might not get granted, but he can certainly play with a football. There’s just no way he can become one.

Young boy's yearbook page
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Photo Credit: Sip_the_bleach / Reddit

That’s an odd wish to have in a yearbook.

Just Hanging Out

I can almost see how this could be nice, but then again, I don’t know what’s going on here.

Boy hanging off a chair watching an iPad
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Photo Credit: @__BHB__ / Twitter

Hanging on the chair to use the tablet is a headscratcher.

Easiest Gift Ever

This little girl loves drawing on printer paper, so her mother got her the best Christmas gift.

Girl holding a box of printer paper over her head
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Photo Credit: imod3 / Reddit

Wrapped up was a special surprise of 500 pieces of printer paper! This was her response.

He Likes His Bones

There’s plenty of things to like about your parents. The fact that they take care of you is one.

Birthday card that says
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Photo Credit: @thatlukeperson / Twitter

Their bones are another one, according to this kid. I don’t know why.

Little Girl Thinks This Makes The Closet Look Less Scary

I don’t know what world she lives in, but this almost seems like it’s a little scarier.

A closet door with a mitten on the doorknob
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Photo Credit: bunnycat77 / Reddit

A random glove sticking out of the door could look creepy in the middle of the night.

Kid Watches TV Like This

Imagine walking downstairs, and this is the first thing you see. It’s your kid in a gorilla suit enjoying TV.

A kid wearing a gorilla suit sitting on the couch
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Photo Credit: heyheyhey12_12 / Reddit

There’s no reason behind why he does it. It’s just something to do.

Told To Brush His Teeth

They told their kid to brush his teeth and trusted he would do it. After returning, this is what they found.

Chattering teeth toy with eyeballs; toothpaste globbed onto the teeth
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Photo Credit: OnTheSubjectOfWeird / Reddit

It’s technically his teeth, so he didn’t disobey their orders completely.

One Way To Answer Questions

These kids will figure out anything to get out of answering questions they don’t know the answer to on a test.

A test question where students are meant to draw a line between the questions and answer; student has drawn all to a line in the middle and back out to every answer
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Photo Credit: belal0200508 / Imgur

This is a sound strategy that might or not might get them some points with the teacher.

Mickey Is Dead?

For some reason, this kid thinks Mickey Mouse died. In whatever world he lives in inside his head, the mouse is gone.

A child make a gravestone out of Lego with Mickey Mouse lying in front of it
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Photo Credit: @Lucy_seana / Twitter

At least he had the decency to make him a nice gravestone.

Cold And Potty Training

Potty training can become eventful with the right kid. This one gets cold and brings the blanket.

A child sitting on a toilet and wearing a camo blanket over his head
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Photo Credit: kopo27 / Reddit

I can’t say it’s a dumb move because some people stay on the toilet for a long time.

The Box Is Better?

I don’t know, the box must be better than that little couch. Their mom got them that couch to enjoy.

Two children sitting in a box beside a small couch
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Photo Credit: AlexanderAF / Reddit

Maybe they’re testing the thing it came in first before getting on it.

He Wanted To Be A Traffic Light

He didn’t want to be an animal like many of the other kids. His choice was a traffic light.

Little boy with a red, yellow, and green circle on his face; he is supposed to be a traffic light
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Photo Credit: oimky / Reddit

Perhaps he has a future in engineering, or maybe he likes colors.

Sleeps Like He Fell

Sleeping like he fell is his way of living. I’d imagine his neck might hurt one day.

Child sleeping in a weird position on his bed
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Photo Credit: AirmanAJK / Reddit

His parents better make sure he learns how to sleep the right way soon.

“The Way My Son Eats Bananas”

I can’t fathom why he would eat his bananas like this, but it must make sense to him.

Banana with bites taken out the side
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Photo Credit: J3b3di3 / Reddit

Kids will do anything that makes sense to them, no matter what the status quo looks like.

Drew A Pillow To Sleep On

This little girl wanted to nap, so she drew a pillow on the concrete. It might not have been comfortable, but it got her through it.

Child lying on the sidewalk, she's drawn herself a pink pillow to sleep on
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Photo Credit: mpbishop / Reddit

Maybe in her mind it wasn’t bad to sleep on, but still.

Six Beds Isn’t Enough

Having six beds isn’t enough for these siblings. This is what you call sibling love in action.

Four children piled into one bed
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Photo Credit: killercherry99 / Reddit

They’d rather be uncomfortable together than alone and comfortable in their own beds.

Imagine Being The Teacher

Imagine being the teacher in this situation. Do you call their parents or tell them to never speak about this again?

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Photo Credit: jrobbio / Reddit

I’m pretty sure the teacher had to call their parents for this.

Great Way To Defend

It wasn’t specific on how to defend the answer, so this might work just as well.

Test question says to defend the answer. Student has drawn a soldier on a mounted fun saying,
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Photo Credit: Vietnombie16 / Reddit

You’ve got to tell these kids exactly how to respond when it comes to answering quiz questions.