Horribly Crafted Toys No One Deserves To Own
Toys are some of the easiest things to manipulate during production or create a knockoff of thanks to all the variety out there.
It's too hard to recover as a child when you get a fake toy of your favorite character. Here are some of the wildest mistakes toy makers ever made.
What Do You Call This?
What would you even call this? Is this a baby crab octopus? A child shouldn't get this as a gift.
It can easily spark nightmares or fear of babies (and sea creatures).
That's Not Pikachu
I don't care what anyone says; this isn't my Pikachu. How do you butcher Pikachu?
He's one of the most iconic characters in the world! A child could've done better than this.
Blue Harry?
When did Harry Potter become blue all over? Unless this is something from the books I missed, this is wild.
They really dropped the ball on making this Harry Potter.
Not Kevin!
I don't know how I feel about this one. The face resembles the actor, but it still looks off.
I can't put my figure on it, but maybe Kevin didn't need to become a toy.
SpongeBob Pikachu Pants?
Why is it that people want to screw up how Pikachu looks? You don't mess with timeless characters!
Now, someone wanted to fuse another iconic cartoon with him, and it came out awful.
Where's The Body??
I reckon if you keep the clothes on, there's nothing wrong with this. The moment you take off that top, you're in for a treat.
Maybe they didn't have enough stuffing left for this one.
Practice Shaving!?
I can't imagine why a parent would want to have their child practice shaving with this doll.
Who came up with this concept? It's a little too weird for my liking.
Elmo The Sleeper
Based on this toy artwork, it looks like Elmo wants to kidnap your children, but I can't be too certain.
The fact that this was even possible means they need to change the box.
That's Not Raphael!
Obviously, these aren't the Ninja Turtles many love. These are for people who don't care about anything.
There are some people out there who would be thankful to receive these knockoffs.
Winnie The Terrible
Why must they keep making Winnie the Pooh look so terrifying? This is almost worst than the Pikachu!
Are they bored when they do these or what? It doesn't make sense.
Have Fun?
Are you going to have any fun with this toy? How long can you imitate a unicorn with your hand?
The word "handicorn" doesn't even sound like something to have fun with as a kid.
Keep It Away From Kids
Keep this doll away from the kids. Those eyes are too wild. You might wake up and see it staring at you.
This might be the last thing you want looking at you at night.
"My Wife Bought These Baby Toys... Little Worried About Them"
Maybe his wife bought this as a joke? If you're old enough, you know exactly what this looks like.
I won't type it, but you can put the clues together.
Winnie The Scare
Please, don't ever buy this for a kid. If you do purchase it, get it as a prank gift.
No one deserves to own this as a genuine holiday or birthday gift.
Bart Is Questionable
Not only is the name messed up, but Bart seems a little off. What did he see?
Without those two mistakes, this could've been a good gift to give to someone.
What Did They Do To Batman?
Whoever made these toys made Batman and Robin look like they're only for adults. This is very suggestive.
What are they supposed to hold, a toy umbrella? Please, someone explain this.
Who Wants This?
I suppose there are some different individuals who might appreciate this, but these aren't for everyone.
Getting a poop toy just doesn't sound very exciting or enticing for anyone involved.
These Animals Look A Little... Tired
Why do these stuffed animals look like they just spent the night at Snoop Dogg's house for the holidays?
Who thought it was a good idea to give them bags and red eyes?
