Horribly Crafted Toys No One Deserves To Own

Toys are some of the easiest things to manipulate during production or create a knockoff of thanks to all the variety out there.

It’s too hard to recover as a child when you get a fake toy of your favorite character. Here are some of the wildest mistakes toy makers ever made.

What Do You Call This?

What would you even call this? Is this a baby crab octopus? A child shouldn’t get this as a gift.

crab baby toy thin
Photo Credit: Imgur
Photo Credit: Imgur

It can easily spark nightmares or fear of babies (and sea creatures).

That’s Not Pikachu

I don’t care what anyone says; this isn’t my Pikachu. How do you butcher Pikachu?

Pika toy wrong with tail
Photo Credit: mattpond / Imgur
Photo Credit: mattpond / Imgur

He’s one of the most iconic characters in the world! A child could’ve done better than this.

Blue Harry?

When did Harry Potter become blue all over? Unless this is something from the books I missed, this is wild.

blue harry potter riding the broom
Photo Credit: Imgur
Photo Credit: Imgur

They really dropped the ball on making this Harry Potter.

Not Kevin!

I don’t know how I feel about this one. The face resembles the actor, but it still looks off.

Home Alone toy looks wild
Photo Credit: @sawamari / Instagram
Photo Credit: @sawamari / Instagram

I can’t put my figure on it, but maybe Kevin didn’t need to become a toy.

SpongeBob Pikachu Pants?

Why is it that people want to screw up how Pikachu looks? You don’t mess with timeless characters!

pikachu frisbee but it's spongebob
Photo Credit: Imgur
Photo Credit: Imgur

Now, someone wanted to fuse another iconic cartoon with him, and it came out awful.

Where’s The Body??

I reckon if you keep the clothes on, there’s nothing wrong with this. The moment you take off that top, you’re in for a treat.

teddy with no body but long legs
Photo Credit: vilapon / Reddit
Photo Credit: vilapon / Reddit

Maybe they didn’t have enough stuffing left for this one.

Practice Shaving!?

I can’t imagine why a parent would want to have their child practice shaving with this doll.

shave your baby as a toy
Photo Credit: sobeach / Reddit
Photo Credit: sobeach / Reddit

Who came up with this concept? It’s a little too weird for my liking.

Elmo The Sleeper

Based on this toy artwork, it looks like Elmo wants to kidnap your children, but I can’t be too certain.

elmo goes to jail with hand
Photo Credit: fredrick99 / Reddit
Photo Credit: fredrick99 / Reddit

The fact that this was even possible means they need to change the box.

That’s Not Raphael!

Obviously, these aren’t the Ninja Turtles many love. These are for people who don’t care about anything.

ninja turtle fake
Photo Credit: @nostalgic_collector / Instagram
Photo Credit: @nostalgic_collector / Instagram

There are some people out there who would be thankful to receive these knockoffs.

Winnie The Terrible

Why must they keep making Winnie the Pooh look so terrifying? This is almost worst than the Pikachu!

Winnie in an alien for some reason
Photo Credit: hamiltonleithauser / Imgur
Photo Credit: hamiltonleithauser / Imgur

Are they bored when they do these or what? It doesn’t make sense.

Have Fun?

Are you going to have any fun with this toy? How long can you imitate a unicorn with your hand?

unicorn hand covers
Photo Credit: CaptainFappBrannigan / Imgur
Photo Credit: CaptainFappBrannigan / Imgur

The word “handicorn” doesn’t even sound like something to have fun with as a kid.

Keep It Away From Kids

Keep this doll away from the kids. Those eyes are too wild. You might wake up and see it staring at you.

big eyed doll for sale
Photo Credit: HufflepuffHomey / Reddit
Photo Credit: HufflepuffHomey / Reddit

This might be the last thing you want looking at you at night.

“My Wife Bought These Baby Toys… Little Worried About Them”

Maybe his wife bought this as a joke? If you’re old enough, you know exactly what this looks like.

baby toys from wife
Photo Credit: The_Dude_IRL / Reddit
Photo Credit: The_Dude_IRL / Reddit

I won’t type it, but you can put the clues together.

Winnie The Scare

Please, don’t ever buy this for a kid. If you do purchase it, get it as a prank gift.

Winnie the pooh looks wild
Photo Credit: pizzapartyjosh / Imgur
Photo Credit: pizzapartyjosh / Imgur

No one deserves to own this as a genuine holiday or birthday gift.

Bart Is Questionable

Not only is the name messed up, but Bart seems a little off. What did he see?

simpsons mistake with bart
Photo Credit: A1an_Partr1dg3 / Reddit
Photo Credit: A1an_Partr1dg3 / Reddit

Without those two mistakes, this could’ve been a good gift to give to someone.

What Did They Do To Batman?

Whoever made these toys made Batman and Robin look like they’re only for adults. This is very suggestive.

batman and robbin in awkward positions
Photo Credit: TauBone / Reddit
Photo Credit: TauBone / Reddit

What are they supposed to hold, a toy umbrella? Please, someone explain this.

Who Wants This?

I suppose there are some different individuals who might appreciate this, but these aren’t for everyone.

poo float is a awful design
Photo Credit: Darkrailord3 / Reddit
Photo Credit: Darkrailord3 / Reddit

Getting a poop toy just doesn’t sound very exciting or enticing for anyone involved.

These Animals Look A Little… Tired

Why do these stuffed animals look like they just spent the night at Snoop Dogg’s house for the holidays?

lazy toys with red eyes
Photo Credit: @kaileymove / Twitter
Photo Credit: @kaileymove / Twitter

Who thought it was a good idea to give them bags and red eyes?