Husbands Who Probably Shouldn’t Be Parents Any Time Soon
In every couple's life, there is a time when they start talking about whether or not they should start having children.
For some, that's a really exciting thought, but for others, they are faced with the reality that their husbands are barely more than children themselves. At least mentally, anyway.
Is It Really That Difficult?
Any time something like this happens, you have to wonder if they're really struggling, or if they think that if they do a bad enough job you'll never ask them to help again.
Now That's Some Classy Artwork
He should have never been left to his own devices while decorating the bathroom. At least we can all be impressed with the lovely script and how even it is.
An Attempt Was Made
So, we have to give him brownie points for trying to do something nice. But if he had just taken a moment to inspect the wine bottle for even a moment, he would have seen it was a screw-top, not a cork.
The Cat's Face Says It All
Someone watched The Simpsons Movie, didn't they? He was lifting the cat over his head singing the Spider-Pig song, only in this case, it was a spider-cat on the ceiling.
Why Are They So Literal?
She texted her husband that she was on the way home and asked him to put the spaghetti on the stove. She probably meant in a boiling pot of water, but that was asking too much.
How, Though?
This woman sent her husband out to get her tampons because she wasn't able to. This is what he came back with. Literal kitchen sponges that say tampons on the French side.
Let's Hope He Washed His Hands
When she asked if he could get something for her to stir her drink, I'm sure she did not mean, "Honey can you stick your finger in my drink and swirl it around?"
It Would Have Been So Easy
If he's really going to set his beer on the arm of the couch so close to a cup holder, you have to ask yourself if he's doing it on purpose or not.
What Kind Of Monster?
It's bad enough that he's going to go ahead and eat the tops off of every muffin, but he could have the decency to just throw out the muffins and hide the evidence.
Why Even Bother?
An attempt was not made here. Not even a little bit of one. How hard would it have been to clip the clip on the top of the bag instead of the side?
He Likes To Be An Individual
This is what happens when you get your husband to come out for the ladies' paint night. He goes ahead and makes it both better and worse somehow just by being there.
Hint Hint
This is nothing if not subtle. But it takes two to tango. Maybe if he was also as dirty as this car, he might find things are a bit different, no?
The Dreaded Fitted Sheet
It is true that only a witch can properly fold these, but at least most people have a system still for putting them away neatly. Did he even try to work through it?
Cosplaying At Its Finest
Honestly, if making the oven mitt look like a prop from the Avengers movies means that he's going to help in the kitchen more, just let him have it. We've got to be sneaky about these things.
How Long Until Someone Notices?
In an attempt to be funny, this husband replaced the baby Jesus from this nativity scene with a tiny Yoda. The only thing about this is that no one is probably doing to notice.
This Is Pure Chaos
What kind of person cuts a pizza like this? Tell me, if your husband brought you a slice of pizza that was cut in a strip, would you consider divorce?
That's Not How You Eat An Orange
If I walked in on my husband eating an orange like this, not only would I be disgusted, but I would also be afraid that he was crazy and somehow I never noticed.
How Flattering
He wanted to do something nice for his wife's birthday, but she didn't want her age to be anywhere, so instead, he just made a point of telling everyone that she's old.
He's Just Getting Ready
At least this guy is working on his dad jokes so that when he does become a father he will be prepared to whip these bad boys out to make everyone groan.
Those Are Completely Different
She asked her husband if he wouldn't mind quickly grabbing her a pair of socks as she was on her way and out, and he brought two socks that couldn't be any more different.
Looking For Something?
If you can't find something around the house, that's one thing, but you shouldn't leave the whole house in chaos while you're searching. It's just gonna make this worse than it needs to be.
The Dogs Look Disappointed
Let me ask you something. If your wife asked you to hang out the washing once it was finished, would you think she meant the clothes inside of it or the whole entire machine?
Heartbreaking Poetry
This is probably the closest that this guy is going to get to doing something romantic for his wife. It's honestly not that bad of a poem. Who doesn't want to be told they have a hot butt?
Sure, That Will Work
This guy forgot to take out the trash, so he thought that if he puts it on top of the car his wife won't notice. The trick was remembering to take it off the top of the car before driving away.
Looks Like A Good Workout
She heard the treadmill going downstairs and thought that her husband was working out only to find that he was racing a toy firetruck on the treadmill and having a blast with it.
Maybe Measure Before Hand?
This is what happens when you have a tall husband who doesn't really understand that being tall is a thing. When he hung this mirror, it was probably perfect...for him.
What Does This Even Mean?
If you send your husband out to pick up throw pillows for the couch, then you are responsible for what he comes home with because it sure won't be what you asked for.
He Was Sick Of Hearing About It
This husband decided that he was going to be petty and put a picture of Ryan Gosling's face on his wife's body pillow since she wouldn't stop talking about him all the time.
Who Does This?
This is one of the cruelest things you can do. He completely emptied the whole container and then put it back in the fridge! How hard would it be to put it in the trash?!
The Horrors Of Bad TP
Toilet paper is one of those things that you can't skimp on. It's important, and apparently, this guy didn't get the memo, and now his wife is stuck with tissues.
That Poor Puppy
If this guy is going to put his sweet puppy through all these shenanigans, think of what he might do to a child! I'm sure the dog would be thankful if he moved on.
Look At All That Sass
A dad like that is never going to give up the spotlight. It will just turn into a competition over who is serving more looks. Obviously the baby is going to win and he's just not going to stand for that.
She's Looking Good
Imagine if this guy, who goes out of his way to take pictures of his wife this way, had a little girl? He would be setting himself up for a world of meltdowns.
Sick And Tired Of The Disrespect
Want to start a fight with your wife? Do something unnecessarily annoying and act like it isn't that big of a deal. Is this the kind of thing you want your future children to know, too?!
The Subtle Art Of Dropping Hints
You can only carry on like this for so long when you've got kids until they start yelling things like, "GROSS, MOM! MAKE HIM STOP!" And that's just embarrassing isn't it?
So Needy
It's an unspoken truth that when you have children, your husband does not, himself, stop being a child. He will remain as needy and useless as a helpless baby deer.
You Tell Those Flies
This guy might be ready to be a parent because that fatherly instinct of wanting to protect those around you is kicking in. We all know flies are evil and need to be dealt with.
He Is Trying To Be Clear About It
This guy's wife said she was ready to start having kids and this was his response. He's literally saying "I'm not ready to be a dad, have this tiny computer mushroom."
It Is Round And Glittery
She asked for something round and glittery for Christmas and so he decided he was going to get her one of these shiny hula hops. Technically he got her what she asked for.
Mmmm Delicious On Crackers
It's a good thing that she took a close look at her lunch before digging in or else she would have tasted a nasty surprise. He tried though and that's what matters.
