‘If I Fits I Sits’ Is These Pets’ Personal Mantra
Pets have this weird affliction where they're never quite sure of how big they are. It's like they assume that they're still the same size they were as puppies and kittens, and the world has progressively just been getting smaller. It's adorable until your 200-pound Great Dane jumps into your lap.
Here are some pets that won't take no for an answer when choosing their personal chill spots. Do they fit? Not always. But will they sit? There's not a force on Earth that can stop them.
This Cat Made A Takeout Container Its New Bed
This cat is recycling in the cutest way possible. It's turning the remnants of a takeout dinner into its personal abode. It doesn't matter if it still smells like food, that's just the natural aroma of the place.
NYC Subway Has A Rule That Only "Dogs That Can Fit In Bags Are Allowed," So Pet Owners Do This...
I respect the heck out of these NYC pet owners and their pets that are just going along with it. Also, shoutout to the dude literally standing there with a massive husky, if you're putting in that much effort you deserve it.
Cats Or Birds?
Um, okay, I understand that cats do the whole "if I fits I sits" thing, and it ends up being in random spots, but come on. Did they have to do it in trees like they're aliens or cult followers? I feel like I'm being watched.
This Raccoon Seemed To Know Where It Belongs
This raccoon saw that this cookie jar was a raccoon and thought that it could do a better job. To be fair, it would definitely hold your cookies for you, you just wouldn't get them back.
A Cup Of Kitty For The Road?
This is the kind of cupholder that would make the morning commute oh-so-much better. There's nothing greater than a cat happily staring up at you while you drive. I'd be fine holding my mug and spilling coffee all over myself to make this little sweetie happy.
That Popular K-Os Song, "Cat In The Bucket"
Yeah, I know, this is more of a tub than a bucket, but you get the reference and have the song in your head now. Just make sure nobody kicks this bucket.
I Get That This Is Near The Food...But Is This Even Comfortable?
Dude, little kitty man, are you doing alright? Is this some special new-age food guarding, where you just sort of hover near the food, not eating it, but sending out alpha particle brain waves telling others not to touch it?
"Smug Cat Claimed My Sink"
Let this cat have the sink. There's nothing I would like more than for this kitty to comfortably have a sink all to itself. Did you really need to wash your hands after you used the bathroom? It's not like many guys do anyway.
"Fitting" Is Defined As Getting Two Paws Inside
What an elegant way to absolutely not fit in anything but sit on it anyway. This is the kind of drive and determination that builds nations. Or, at least, strange-looking pet beds.
If You Add A New Shelf, Get Ready For Your Cat To Claim It
Cats are known to commandeer anything that you bring home for their own sitting needs. Did I say "needs"? I meant "wants," because cats are the superior species to humans and what they say always goes.
Don't Ask This Cat To Help You Move
If you had the audacity to offer this cat some pizza and beer in exchange for them helping you move on a Saturday, then this sweetie will politely inform you of how disrespectful that is and that they have no use for your human pizza. But they will, however, take your most comfortable boxes.
Oh, You Need This Charger? Lemme Just Sit On It
This cat is no tech expert, probably, but it has put itself in charge of your electronic situation whether you like it or not. Do you like my electricity puns? Are you positive you don't?
This Cat Is Eager To Hack The Mainframe
This cat looks like the new Keanu Reeves in the Matrix movies. Sure, it's not dealing with Morpheus or agent smith, but it's got its own set of problems. Like where its next tuna meal is coming.
Either This Cat Will Sit Wherever Or It's About To Reinvent Music
I'm no musician, but I'm fairly certain that this guitar's strings have been replaced by something furry that weirdly makes meowing sounds when you try to strum it.
This Cat Will Sit Until The Heat Turns On
I mean, I respect the dedication this cat has to its sitting craft, but one of these days will be the last time it falls asleep on the grill. Probably on a summer Sunday when its family wants to BBQ.
Glad This Lizard Is Comfy In His Owner's Bed...But I'm Scared That The Owner Will Sit Down
No offense to lizards, but they're probably the last thing I want to interact with in my bed. It would be great if they just stayed away from my bed altogether. Even this cutie, sorry.
Sitting With Your Head Stuck Is The Hot New Trend Among Cats
Okay, I'm glad the owner caught this while they were home, because this is a case where "if I fits I sits" turns into "I sits I suffocates." Curiosity truly is trying to kill the cat.
...Do You Think They Realize How Weird They Look?
I don't want to make any cats feel unnecessarily self-conscious, but don't they realize how weird they look crammed into tiny spaces? If this kitty was on my table at breakfast, I know I'd be feeling pretty odd.
Sure, Sitting On Clean Laundry Is Cute Until You Have To Wash It Again
I can make exceptions to my washing schedule for this kitty. Just look at how tired and happy he looks nestled in his little laundry bed. I wouldn't mind washing my clothes again if it meant this cutie could be happy.
How Do You Even Sit On A Wall??
This cat is either Spider-Man or it completely forgot that gravity exists and has decided to sit in an impossible place. Is clinging onto a rock for your life comfortable, or is this juts peak cat stubbornness?
Looks Like All Cats Do This
If one cat does it, then all cats do it. Even if said cats are massive beasts that could eat us all without even trying. Looks like sitting in weird places is a trait that runs in the family all the way to the deadly giant cousins.
"It Was A Clean Bowl Until Anne Happened"
This bowl isn't clean now, but it looks like it could've been at some point, a long time ago, before they adopted the cat. Because you know that the minute they purchased this, the cat had its sights set on its new vessel.
The Bridge To Cattabithia
This looks like spinal problems to me, but to this cat, this looks like a luxury throne. There's only a small gap in between the two cushions, nothing that a herniated disk can't fix.
Doesn't Matter If You Eat Out Of It, A Lunchbox Is A Cat's Perfect Seat
I wouldn't be feeling too hungry after knowing that my cat has been stuffing his butt into my lunchbox every single day. Maybe this is why lunch hasn't been tasting too good this week...
This Cat Doesn't Fit At All...But It's Still Sitting
This cat doesn't care wether it fits, whether it's trying to fit in an actual box, or what other people think of it. I respect its dedication to the craft no matter what befalls it.
This Cat Is Sitting, But Not Comfortably, Apparently
This cat is trying to fool us into thinking that it actually enjoys sitting wherever its butt lands, when in fact, it probably doesn't. At least, I hope it doesn't. Because those manic eyes aren't the regular kind of joy I'm used to seeing.
There's No Such Thing As "Easily Unpacking Groceries" When You Live With Cats
Cats won't let you unpack your groceries, not when their absolute favorite thing to sit in is a grocery bag. You're just going to have to make your eating schedule work around their sitting schedule.
The Mail Guardian
To pick up your mail, you have to say the magic words—which are "who's a good kitty, you's a good kitty, a very very good kitty." Then proceed to give the cat head scratches.
The Littlest (And Best) Librarian
This cat is the best librarian there ever was. Mostly because it always lets you check out whatever book you want without going through the hassle of signing it out—as long as it's not one of the ones it's sitting on.
I Trust This Cat's Medical Opinion
This cat in the sink is the best gosh darn doctor I've ever seen. It's got the greatest medical opinion in its department but specializes mostly in the field of catnip's effects on the feline brain.
