These Kids Are Proof That Every Child Is Capable Of Mass Destruction
When someone has kids, they understand that things in their life are going to change drastically. What some parents don't anticipate is all the different ways that children can find themselves in sticky situations, often at great cost to their bank account.
Whether it's the emotional burden of a child loving corn more than you, or eating $200 worth of makeup... the pain is real.
That's A Lot Of Blue
I blame the parents for this one. If you buy your kids some crazy blue squishy paint kit, then it's going to get all over the place. Let's hope it doesn't stain.
Time For A New Bedspread
Not sure what the endgame was here, but now it's buying a new bedspread. Do you think they started with the hole punch or the scissors? The damage is done either way.
This Kid Should Be Grounded
Some children have no manners. I mean, we don't know the whole story, but I have a hard time believing this would have happened if that kid was being watched or was well behaved.
He's Trying To Make The Best Of It
Kids are the masters of getting themselves into sticky situations that there is no apparent escape from. Let's hope that that pet carrying case comes apart easily, otherwise, they're going to have some creative thinking to do.
Her Face Says It All
It's actually impressive that this baby hasn't fallen face-first into the cement. It could have been a lot worse than it is, so maybe everyone will just be thankful that this should be an easy patch job.
He Should Have Left Them Alone
There was no way that anyone with a Pokémon card collection like that was going to let the grubby little fingers of their brother on them. This is just common sense.
Ok, This Is A Lot To Process
This little guy swallowed a penny while showing his brother how he accidentally swallowed a sim key the day before. This kid needs to be taught to keep things out of his mouth, for everyone's benefit.
What Even Happened Here?
Apparently, someone's child told them that they, "warmed up the microwave for them" and this was the end result. This kitchen fire destroyed the microwave and left more than a little mess.
This Baby Is Super Human
The parents of the child who broke this safety lock must be full-on panicking. If they can get through this, what other baby measures can they conquer? Literally nothing is safe anymore.
He Looks Like He Regrets His Decision
That is A LOT of makeup this little guy just tore his way through. He even went for the dental floss. This bathroom drawer didn't stand a chance against this toddler on a tirade.
There Will Be Some Explaining To Do
This isn't a total loss. At least this guy knew to look for a toilet when they had to use the bathroom. I would say that overall this was a step in the right direction.
This Is Pure Evil
There is going to be no way to rectify this without making a huge mess. This looks like the beginning of a prank war that isn't going to end until someone gets hurt.
They Made An Attempt
There is going to be one person in every family who thinks that being funny is more important than whatever sentiment they're trying to share. At least these can usually be saved for future embarrassment.
Well, This Is A Mess
This is what happens when you don't look through the pockets of your child's jeans before putting them in the laundry. That is quite the assortment of things he had in there. That amount of toilet paper is particularly troubling.
He Isn't Even A Little Bit Sorry
Someday, after he spends a bunch of money on a TV or computer screen for his home, he's going to think back on this and realize that he made a big mistake and should have been way sorrier.
What A Waste Of Nachos
The last thing their mother said to them was not to get any crumbs in the bed. Well, they didn't get just crumbs, so they sort of listened to their mom?
What A Lovely Shade Of Pink
This one is a double downer. First, that pink lipstick is totally ruined. Secondly, this is what this little girl thinks her mommy looks like, so there is that to deal with as well.
That Is A Lot Of Glitter
Glitter might be the hardest thing in the world to clean up. Every time you think you're done, you find more. It's just never-ending. Good luck to these brave parents.
That Isn't Where That Goes
No wonder the pool is looking a little dirty. Someone stuck a carrot in the jet. How is the pool going to get clean if none of the filtered water is going to come out?
Is That Paint?
Hopefully, that paint didn't get too dry before these parents realized what was happening. Wet paint is so much easier to get off a screen than dry paint, at least I would assume anyway.
Looks Like A Party
Pads and tampons are not cheap and here these two are just chowing down on this mom's whole supply. They might have to have 'the talk' a lot sooner than they thought.
Great, The Dog Is Ruined
The worst part about this is that the dog doesn't even know how dumb it looks right now. He just thinks everyone is laughing because he's cute and dogs are great.
The Definition Of Irony
This toddler was trying to make a statement. You can try and be as prepared as you want, but nothing will ever actually prepare you for being the mother of a toddler.
There Goes The Couch
Do you ever wonder what it is that possessed a child into doing something? What made these two kids think it was a good idea to pull all of the stuffing out of the pillows?
Must Be Snack Time
If you want kids to have good eating habits, you have to start them early, right? I hope she's enjoying her crisp lettuce cut up with paper scissors. What a treat.
This Is Some Interesting Information
Kids have the funniest ways of telling you things you wish that you did and didn't know. Is it good to know the couch should be cleaned? Yes. Did she want to know her child uses it as a napkin? Probably not.
This Isn't Scary At All
If you turn your back for one second on a child you're asking for trouble. This is one of the scariest things I've seen. She looks like she's about to go on a sharpie rampage.
This Would Be Terrifying
This mother warned people to hang up their wigs far away from their children. Otherwise, they are going to end up with the scare of a lifetime walking across the kitchen floor.
She Has No Idea
What else are you supposed to do in a situation like this but take a selfie and then clean up? She looks like she's had her fun and maybe a little snack. The damage is done.
What Was The Plan Here?
It looks like he was planning on jumping out his window onto this pile of stuffed animals. So, nothing really got ruined here, but this could have been potentially disastrous.
