Kids Who Are Definitely Up To Something

People don’t give kids enough credit. They’re way smarter and way more crafty than any of us realize, which is crazy because we were all kids at one point too! I guess it’s just one of those things you forget as you get older.

These kids are probably tiny geniuses who are up to something, no doubt.

A Cake…For A Snack

little kid bought a whole cake for a snack
Photo Credit: Twitter / @meganbielby
Photo Credit: Twitter / @meganbielby

Their mom gave this kid some money to go to the grocery store to pick up some snacks and they brought home a whole cake…for a snack. Honestly, I respect it.

Are They Ratting On Their Parents?

someone wrote
Photo Credit: Twitter / @Redwards0810
Photo Credit: Twitter / @Redwards0810

If I were the teacher marking this, I would both find this hilarious and horrifying. How often does this kid see an open palm followed by the word “boy”? It’s not music to anyone’s ear.

A Future Regional Manager

little girl walks around a store checking things off
Photo Credit: Twitter / @bottlerocket
Photo Credit: Twitter / @bottlerocket

This little girl likes to go around in stores with a clipboard and check off things on some paper. No one really knows what she’s doing, but she does, and that’s what matters.

A Regular Old Joker…Young Joker

a kid put a sign on the fridge saying the milk was bad
Photo Credit: Twitter / @jeffmarcelfie
Photo Credit: Twitter / @jeffmarcelfie

Where do kids come up with this stuff? I wonder what made this kid think they should sit down and draw a face on the milk container and put a little note on the fridge.

Someone Check On Asia

little kid drew a grave with her mom's name on it
Photo Credit: Twitter / @asialbx
Photo Credit: Twitter / @asialbx

OK, kids have such a strange sense of humor, but if a kid drew a picture of my future headstone, I would be freaked out. Sometimes, kids still know weird things about the world.

Wouldn’t It Get Warm And Slimy?

kid put cheese in a lip chap container
Photo Credit: Twitter / @valeriehahn
Photo Credit: Twitter / @valeriehahn

I’m all for having a portable tube of cheese in my pocket, and I wish it was invented. This little kid is so close, but keeping this in your pocket would just make the cheese gross.

She’s Not Messing Around

little girl put Lego all around her chair so no one comes near her
Photo Credit: Twitter / @Six_Pack_Mom
Photo Credit: Twitter / @Six_Pack_Mom

She wanted her time on the computer uninterrupted so she sprinkled some Lego blocks all around herself. No one is going to go near her with that threat to their feet.

What Is He Thinking?

a little kid looking lovingly at ketchup
Photo Credit: Twitter / @13adh13
Photo Credit: Twitter / @13adh13

Ketchup is not good enough that anyone should be sitting in front of it looking at it so lovingly. However, maybe he’s having dreams of his future of being a chef or something.

Big Brother Isn’t Having It

kid put a red balloon near a sewer like IT
Photo Credit: Twitter / @CallofCharlie
Photo Credit: Twitter / @CallofCharlie

This child’s parents asked him to help decorate for his little sister’s birthday. He did help, but in a way that was not quite what they were expecting. I think they’re too young to have seen IT.

This Looks Dangerous

little kid built a contraption to get snacks off the fridge
Photo Credit: Instagram / @speakupslp
Photo Credit: Instagram / @speakupslp

Nothing gets in the way of a child and their need for a snack! Mom and dad thought that they could put them on top of the fridge and that would be enough? Foolish!

This Kid Is Living In The Future

a little kid watching iPad on a glass table
Photo Credit: Twitter / @ChatterChowk
Photo Credit: Twitter / @ChatterChowk

All this kid needs is a pillow and a blanket and they have the best TV-watching setup. To be honest, I’m not sure that I would have been smart enough to think of this at his age.

He’s A Bargainer Already

a kid saying that they have $20 worth of tooth
Photo Credit: Instagram / @trecon2000
Photo Credit: Instagram / @trecon2000

I’m not an expert, but that does not seem like it’s actually $20 worth of tooth. Ultimately, I guess that’s for the market to decide, but this kid’s parents definitely have a little hustler on their hands.

Speaking Of Hustlers

a kid charging $5 a fart
Photo Credit: Instagram / @livingwithkimberly
Photo Credit: Instagram / @livingwithkimberly

This kid has seen an opportunity and they are going to cash in on it. Someone in their house farts a lot, and this kid is going to make a fast buck.

So That’s What Those Are For

kid put candy in the air vent
Photo Credit: Instagram / @rebekah_ruth_weissert
Photo Credit: Instagram / @rebekah_ruth_weissert

All this time, we thought that these were just air vents, but they’re actually snack holders too! When this kid is old enough to drive, they’re always going to have snacks in the air vents.

The Breakfast Of Champions

kid making a sandwich out of peanut butter and marshmallows
Photo Credit: Twitter / @mikmarmar
Photo Credit: Twitter / @mikmarmar

Everyone around this kid was getting so excited about their brunch plans that he decided he was going to make some brunch plans, too. He might have a future as an Instagram chef.

Where Is He Headed?

a kid using a leaf blower to move them on their skateboard
Photo Credit: Twitter / @Rush_Aukland
Photo Credit: Twitter / @Rush_Aukland

I’m not sure where this little guy is off to in such a hurry, but it’s a little suspicious, don’t you think? What did this guy have to be going through to think of this escape plan?

There Can Only Be One!

woman let her niece do her makeup
Photo Credit: Twitter / @aalexandriabish
Photo Credit: Twitter / @aalexandriabish

She saw her opportunity to make herself the cutest girl in the room and she just went for it. You just know looking at her that she’s going to be the queen bee.

What A Tiny Genius

kid with cheesies in her purse
Photo Credit: Twitter / @Purple_Ape
Photo Credit: Twitter / @Purple_Ape

How come I’ve never thought of doing this? I would love to carry snacks around in my purse like that. Instead, I have to be ashamed about what I eat like a good adult.

The Heart Wants What It Wants

a kid put sugar packets in bread
Photo Credit: Twitter / @peterhartlaub
Photo Credit: Twitter / @peterhartlaub

This little boy wanted sugar so badly that he was going to hollow out some bread, another choice snack, to get it. Good thing Mom and Dad figured it out; otherwise, it would have been a sugar high in the making.

What A Cute Pair

a little kid loving her plastic owl
Photo Credit: Twitter / @tastefactory
Photo Credit: Twitter / @tastefactory

This little girl has been offered all the stuffed animals in the world, but the one that she wanted was the kind of plastic owl people put out to scare pigeons away.

Let’s Hope No One Is Answering

kid talking to a vent in the yard
Photo Credit: Twitter / @XplodingUnicorn
Photo Credit: Twitter / @XplodingUnicorn

This little girl has taken to talking to the vents. At first, it was funny, but now there is the fear that there might be something in the vent answering back.

Just Take A Big Bite

kid took a whole bite out of a butter stick
Photo Credit: Twitter / @tomica_neal
Photo Credit: Twitter / @tomica_neal

There comes a point in every person’s life when they’re faced with the decision of whether or not they are going to take a bite out of a stick of butter. Well, maybe not every person’s life, but definitely this person’s kid came to that point.

He’s A Player Already

little boy holding hands with two different girls
Photo Credit: Imgur / AnIdiotSandwich
Photo Credit: Imgur / AnIdiotSandwich

Where do kids learn these things? This little guy is turning into a player before he even gets to middle school! Let’s hope that it’s something he grows out of.

No One Likes Rotten Bananas

little kid opened all the bananas because they were mad
Photo Credit: Twitter / @VictorPopeJr
Photo Credit: Twitter / @VictorPopeJr

This kid got into a fight with their dad, and as payback, they decided to open the bottoms of the bananas so that they would go bad. That’s evil…and smelly.

At Least They’re Honest

little kid said they learned nothing
Photo Credit: Instagram / @carmenmcdowell
Photo Credit: Instagram / @carmenmcdowell

There comes a time in life when you have to face the facts, and those facts are that most of what you learn in grade school is pretty useless. Just saying.

Looks Just Like Him

little kid drew their dad farting
Photo Credit: Instagram / @rockhound2k2
Photo Credit: Instagram / @rockhound2k2

When asked to draw a picture of his father, this little kid drew his dad doing what he does best, and that is farting. What a legacy in life to have.

They’re Just Saving Their Mom From Herself

kid trying to help their mom not snack
Photo Credit: Instagram / @fitmomma_inprogress19
Photo Credit: Instagram / @fitmomma_inprogress19

Mom said that she wanted to do less snacking, so what did her kids do? They blocked off the snack cupboard. Yes, it was with a straw, but it really is the thought that counts.

This Is Way Too Cute

little kid thinks their toys come alive like Toy Story
Photo Credit: Twitter / @AHappierDay
Photo Credit: Twitter / @AHappierDay

No one ruin this for her! Let her think that her little toys come to life when she leaves the room. This is why Disney movies are so important. They make for cute adventures.

What Sneaky Snakes

kids like to pretend they are in a wreck
Photo Credit: Twitter / @pantagrapher
Photo Credit: Twitter / @pantagrapher

How could they do something so cruel? No one wants to see a terrifying tricycle accident like that! They’re both going to have promising careers as actors. Let’s just say that.

They’re Not Wrong

a little kid telling their teacher that they should be charged with a war crime
Photo Credit: Twitter / @MasonCrossBooks
Photo Credit: Twitter / @MasonCrossBooks

Is it fair to ground your child for calling out their teacher for something that is actually pretty legit? It’s a fine line to walk. If it were me, I’d ask where they learned something like that.