Kids Who Are Out Here Making Everyone Uncomfortable

One of the things that kids are good at is saying or doing something that makes everyone around them feel uncomfortable. I’m not sure if it’s because they aren’t self-aware or just don’t care enough to filter themselves yet. Honestly, most likely it’s that they just don’t know the kinds of shenanigans they’re putting their family through.

Time To Call The Preist

kid drew a picture of a bunny that says I'm watching you
Photo Credit: Instagram / @felicianicolexx
Photo Credit: Instagram / @felicianicolexx

If my kid drew this picture and brought it to me telling me this was their imaginary friend that watches them while they sleep, I’d call the nearest church and ask them to send someone, pronto.

Even The Truck Looks Determined

knife tied to a truck
Photo Credit: Instagram / @cryduchat
Photo Credit: Instagram / @cryduchat

This hybrid car is the kind of thing that would make you think that you should probably call a child psychologist and ask the kid where they came up with this idea because it just ain’t right.

Just Pull The String!

kid trying to eat a mozza stick
Photo Credit: Twitter / @ehrees
Photo Credit: Twitter / @ehrees

Eating a mozza stick can be hard at the best of times, but when you add in the fact that little kids are so dramatic, you end up with something that looks like a skit from a cartoon.

The Face Of True Love

kid staring at ketchup like he's in love
Photo Credit: Twitter / @13adh13
Photo Credit: Twitter / @13adh13

We all want our kids to grow up and fall in love someday. Ideally, it would be with a person and not a bottle of ketchup, but who are we to judge?

At Least She’s Reading

kid reading with her toes holding the book
Photo Credit: Twitter / @goforeryn
Photo Credit: Twitter / @goforeryn

Apparently, this little girl learned how to hold things with her feet because her thumbs would get tired while she was reading. At least she isn’t using it as an excuse not to read.

She’s So Unbothered By It All

kid dressed up as No Face scaring all the other kids
Photo Credit: Twitter / @pandatoria
Photo Credit: Twitter / @pandatoria

This little girl came to class dressed up as No-Face from Spirited Away, and it freaked everyone out. It’s not her fault they’re all uncultured and haven’t seen the Academy Award–winning film.

The Things You Find In The Bathroom

kid hands someone a ballon that says,
Photo Credit: Reddit / leslieinlouisville
Photo Credit: Reddit / leslieinlouisville

This balloon with the not-so-cryptic message on it was left in the bathroom for her older cousin to find. It seems as though they have some difficulties to sort out.

He’s Listening

kid made a hole in a cardboard box that says,
Photo Credit: Reddit / Goboland
Photo Credit: Reddit / Goboland

If you walked into your living room and you saw this box with a tiny eye peeking out, what would you do? I would want to know what they had to say because I’m sure it’s going to be great.

Leave, Now!

kid used red finger pain to make a shower look like a murder scene
Photo Credit: Instagram / @annatworley
Photo Credit: Instagram / @annatworley

Mom and Dad are probably regretting getting these kids red fingerpaint to use in the shower. I have a bigger question, though. How did these kids know how to make the bathroom look like a crime scene?

Everyone, A Moment Of Silence Please

kid likes playing operation where they die at the end
Photo Credit: Reddit / yoilovetrees
Photo Credit: Reddit / yoilovetrees

Whenever her cousin comes to visit, she likes to make him play operation with her, but her favorite part of the game is when she dies on the operating table.

“Sir, Excuse Me, Your Pants”

kid telling guy in line in front of them that his pants are falling down
Photo Credit: Reddit / imblackgrapes
Photo Credit: Reddit / imblackgrapes

This little guy is just looking out for what’s best for everyone. In his world, walking around with your pants under your butt cheeks is a no-no, so he was passing that gospel along.

It’s Good Life Advice

kid dresses up as a police officer and hands out tickets
Photo Credit: Reddit / avioneta
Photo Credit: Reddit / avioneta

This little girl likes to dress up like a cop and hand out tickets with citations letting the person know exactly what they did wrong, like this person who got in trouble for staring.

The Face Only A Mother Could Love

kid making a face at the window
Photo Credit: Reddit / MetaDingus
Photo Credit: Reddit / MetaDingus

After a long day of work, the first thing you want to do is come home and see your family. They’re excited to see you, too! Apparently, they’re so excited they’ll start licking the windows as you approach.

He’s Got A Sense Of Humor

kid wore gross fake teeth to the dentist
Photo Credit: Reddit / tropicalAV8R
Photo Credit: Reddit / tropicalAV8R

That’s going to be a day at the office that the dentist remembers. A lot of people don’t like going to the dentist, so it probably felt good to laugh, even if it was a bit alarming at first.

They’re Collecting Papers Now

kid dressed up as a dinosaur
Photo Credit: Reddit / r2d3zayn
Photo Credit: Reddit / r2d3zayn

School was out for this little one, and the babysitter fell through, so what did their mom do? Take them with her to teach her college class. They promised to behave on one condition…

Literally And Metaphorically

kid wrote
Photo Credit: Reddit
Photo Credit: Reddit

The end is near. The end of this toilet paper roll and probably the end of the world with the way things are going currently. Both seem like the right time to make some jokes.

If He Knew, He Wouldn’t Be Smiling

kid snapped a picture of their dad with tequila and put the caption
Photo Credit: Reddit / blove1150r
Photo Credit: Reddit / blove1150r

The beauty of Snapchat is that a lot of parents don’t have it, and if they did, no kid is going to send this to their parents. Unless, of course, they’re trying to get a rise out of someone.

Careful, There’s A Shark On The Lose

a kid wearing a shark mask
Photo Credit: Reddit / TimHaynes
Photo Credit: Reddit / TimHaynes

I’m not even convinced that this is supposed to be something that a kid puts on their head, but she went for it, and now she’s running around freaking everyone out.

Someone Has To Be The Boss

kid walking around store making check marks on a list
Photo Creidt: Twitter / @bottlerocket
Photo Creidt: Twitter / @bottlerocket

Whenever she has to go shopping with her parents, she brings a clipboard and a pen and walks around making notes. Apparently, it makes everyone really uncomfortable and suspicious of what she’s doing.

He Is Ready

kid putting on all the seat belts in the car
Photo Credit: Reddit / Adam95GTS
Photo Credit: Reddit / Adam95GTS

This is the face of a kid who is sitting in the back seat of his parents’ car while his brother learns to drive for the first time. He’s supportive, but he’s not taking risks.

Poor Valerie

kid made drawing that says,
Photo Credit: Reddit / cdogfly
Photo Credit: Reddit / cdogfly

If I were Valerie the babysitter, I would probably ask to never come back to this house again. It is this little person’s wish, after all, that Valerie leave their life and never return.

He Technically Has A Point

kid saying their mom wouldn't have mother's day without them so they should get a present
Photo Credit: Reddit / Why1sGam0Ra
Photo Credit: Reddit / Why1sGam0Ra

Leave it to your children to make everything about them! Moms get, like, two days a year: their birthday and Mother’s Day. Looks like this mom only gets her birthday now.

Why Are Babies So Creepy?

kid staring into a camera at night
Photo Credit: Reddit / hypnogoad
Photo Credit: Reddit / hypnogoad

Mom woke up at 3 a.m. to check the nanny cam and make sure the baby was sleeping, but she wasn’t. She was awake and staring directly into the camera looking like a little demon.

Everyone’s Favorite Monster

kid wearing an ice cream and clown costume
Photo Credit: Reddit / moonfetus
Photo Credit: Reddit / moonfetus

They couldn’t decide if they wanted to go as ice cream or as a scary clown, so obviously, the only choice is to be both. They do kind of go together in a weird way.

Everyone Remembers Their First Séance

kid set up their dolls in a way that looks creepy
Photo Credit: Reddit / Mikisg1
Photo Credit: Reddit / Mikisg1

Kids always come up with the craziest stuff. What would ever make a little girl set up her dolls like they were doing some sort of weird cult practices? Unless they’ve seen Mom and Dad do it…

That Cat Looks So Angry

kid made their toy cat poop
Photo Credit: Imgur / doctech
Photo Credit: Imgur / doctech

One of the great things about toys is you don’t have to take care of them like they are alive. That doesn’t stop this kid from making sure that everyone knows every creature on Earth poops.

Was It A Child-Appropriate Movie?

kid dressed up as It the clown
Photo Credit: Reddit / beastman99
Photo Credit: Reddit / beastman99

I’m not sure what would be worse: if this kid has seen It and wanted to dress up as Pennywise, or if they let their parents dress them up like that and didn’t feel freaked out.

The Face Of A Broken Man

kid grabbing at a waiter's crotch
Photo Credit: Reddit / sarkytyke
Photo Credit: Reddit / sarkytyke

Kids will just do the craziest things even if that means accidentally punching a waiter in the crotch in the background of some stranger’s otherwise nice picture of their meal out.

Should We Be Worried?

kid reading the Exorcist
Photo Credit: Imgur
Photo Credit: Imgur

It looks like she’s really enjoying The Exorcist. You could almost say that it’s touching her on a spiritual level. Let’s hope that that isn’t the case; otherwise, everyone is in for a world of trouble.

The Bunny’s Face Makes This

kid accidentally grabbing a rabbit's crotch
Photo Credit: Imgur / motherofdragons69
Photo Credit: Imgur / motherofdragons69

Do you think when they designed that rabbit costume that they made the face that way because they knew kids would be at crotch height and they wanted everyone to know this was not a desirable situation?