Kids Who Could Make Any Parent Do A Major Facepalm
Having kids is not for the faint of heart. It involves a lot of hard work and dedication, and if you turn your back on a kid for a second, they might end up blowing up the microwave or taking a picture of you on the toilet, or shoving Lego pieces into every nook and cranny in your home.
Keep reading to see what these kids managed to get up to while they were unsupervised for half a second.
He Wanted His Mom To Use The Bathroom
This kid kept asking his mom if she had to go to the bathroom, and when she finally did, she understood why. Kid, you need to up your prank game. What is this, amateur hour?
The Mini Paparazzi
This little girl got a toy camera (that actually works) for her birthday. What's the first thing she did with it? Took a picture of her dad on the toilet, of course.
Trying To Be A Troublemaker
This kid spilled a little bit of water on the counter, and instead of cleaning it up, he decided to do a prank and left this rather insensitive note for his mom, to boot. Well, that's not very nice.
When You Put An Egg In The Microwave
This is what happens when you leave your kid unsupervised for one minute while you go to the bathroom. He wanted to make boiled eggs on toast. He put a whole egg in the microwave.
What Dad Pulled Out Of The Air Conditioner
This dad realized that his air conditioner wasn't working as well as it used to, plus it was making a strange noise. When he opened it up, this is what he found inside.
A Kid On A Plane
Reddit user stefanobettega posted this photo online with the caption, "Well, I guess there's a kid on this plane." Long flights can be boring and tedious. At least this kid will keep people entertained.
What Year Is It?
This dad made the mistake of telling his daughter that she was born in the year of the monkey, even though she's more of a horse girl. It didn't go over well.
A Sick Burn
This father got a lovely birthday card from his 10-year-old daughter. By "lovely," we mean that she absolutely roasted him. He's not sure whether he should be offended or proud.
Walked In On A Crime Scene
This dad thought his girls were just playing with sidewalk chalk outside. Then he walked out of his front door to find them setting up a crime scene. OK then...
The Resemblance Is Uncanny
This little kid decided to draw a portrait of her aunt and give it to her for her birthday. Well, this is certainly a flattering image... Why does she look like a potato?
Guess Why This Kid Is Crying
This little boy is crying because he bit his own arm. He could have prevented this fiasco from happening had he just chosen not to bite his own arm... It seems so simple.
How Does This Even Happen?
This mom thought that her kid was just quietly watching Cars 2 by himself in the family room. Then she walked in to find him and the couch covered in flour.
He Was Looking For A Band-Aid
All this kid wanted was a Band-Aid, but he ended up with an overnight pad strapped to his stomach. This is what happens when you go rummaging around in mom's drawers.
"Put The Clothes Upstairs"
This mom asked her kids to put their clothes upstairs. She had already folded the clothes very nicely, and all they had to do was put the clothes in their room.
A True Statement
Well, she's not wrong. It is a little unnerving that she is so aware of her boss status. Kids are supposed to believe the parents are in charge. What a card...
Hide And Seek
This kid is playing hide-and-seek with his parents. He's hiding behind a pole, and he thinks that nobody can see him. This kid has a lot to learn about hiding...
Happy Mother's Day
This kid thought of the perfect Mother's Day gift for her mom. A box of snails! Nothing says "Happy Mother's Day" like a painted box of freshly harvested garden snails.
Dressed For The Occasion
This father posted a photo of his son online along with the caption, "I asked my son to get clothes on to help me do yard work and he came out dressed like this."
Well, That Cake's Ruined
This kid was supposed to blow out his birthday candle, but instead, he sneezed all over his cake. Well, I guess that whole cake is for him now. Maybe that was his plan all along.
It's The Thought That Counts
This kid wanted to give his mom a Mother's Day card, but all he could find in his house was a Valentine's Day card that his grandmother gave him. Hey, it'll do.
A Whole Sea
This concerned father posted this photo online along with the caption, "My 3-year-old made me run up the stairs after yelling, 'Dada! There’s a sea of water on the counter!'"
"Put These In The Bathroom"
This mother should have been more specific when she told her daughter to put this brush and spray bottle in the bathroom. She put them in the bathroom, just in the middle of the bathroom floor.
How To Scare The Living Daylights Out Of Somebody At 2 A.M.
This kid put a child-size Stormtrooper outside the bathroom door at night. When his aunt got up to use the bathroom at 2 a.m., she nearly had a heart attack. This is terrifying.
He Found The "Stickers"
This kid found a whole bunch of "stickers" in his mom's bathroom. Well, it looks like she needs to go out to the store to get some more pantyliners now.
How He Cleans His Room
This kid's idea of cleaning his room is piling all of his toys and blankets on top of his brother's bed. Well, now where is his brother supposed to sleep?
Boys Will Be Boys
Imgur user Doctech posted this photo online with the caption, "I let my 5-year-old boy play with a girl's Lego set. This was the first piece he added." That looks about right.
A Nugget In The Shower
If you live with children, you know that finding a McDonald's chicken nugget in the shower is just par for the course. Why would we expect anything different? There are far worse things to find in a shower.
Kid In A Coat
Imgur user Amdh posted this lovely photo with the caption, "I told my daughter she couldn't take the clothes off the hangers and try them on, so I got this..."
That's Not How Dandelions Work
This dad was teaching his kid how to blow dandelions. She got the wrong message from his lessons. You're not supposed to eat the dandelion seeds. She has so much to learn.
Dad Is A Narcissist
Apparently, Dad is a lot of things, and one of those things is a narcissist. Did you catch the "LOVES himself" on the bottom right of the card? Should he be flattered?
