Kids Whose Logic Left Us Stunned

The logic that some kids possess can blow your mind sometimes. One second, they'll want to play your phone's video games, then they're trying to share a popsicle with a fish in a bowl. There's no telling what to expect from them, so brace yourself for all that comes next.

"My Son Found Seashells On His First Trip To The Beach..."

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The mother didn't have the heart to tell this little runt he found the furthest thing from seashells. He should have washed his hands the moment his mom saw him holding those.

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She Cut Her Own Hair And Has No Regrets

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This is what confidence looks like, in case anyone didn't know. She cut her hair by herself, it came out pretty bad by any adult's standards, but she stands there with a smile.

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The Only Way To Get Out Of The House

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When you're that tiny and adorable, everyone loves you. No one wants to let you out of their sight, so this is the only way to escape the house without getting noticed.

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"I Told My Son Not To Get Too Close. This Was His Solution"

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Some kids are too smart for their own good. He listened to what his parental figure told him, but he did it in a precious kid's way that makes you smile.

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"I Came Home From Work To My Purple Son, Painted By My Daughter"

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There's no telling what you can expect when you arrive home and you have two little ones waiting for you. In this case, a son ended up purple thanks to his sister.

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"My 3-Year-Old Son Winning At Hide-And-Seek"

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They say if you can't see them, then they can't see you. That's the logic this kid has going for him, but I'm not sure it's working too well in this photo.

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"My Kids Couldn't Be Mre Different. Meet Tinkerbell...And Bologna Sandwich"

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Yup, these two don't have anywhere near the same personality. For her to choose to be a bologna sandwich says a lot about the way her parents chose to raise her, but that's not a bad thing.

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"Took My Daughter For A Hike. She Wanted To Pack Her Own Gear"

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Kids will always have their way of doing things, and you can't stop them. Well, you can, but what fun would that be? Imagine a parent not letting them wear fake noses for a hike...

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"Laugh All You Want, This Watermelon Thing Is Delicious"

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Who needs the juicy stuff when you can munch on the green part of the watermelon? That's what this baby thought when he took one bite of the red and went for the base.

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Little Man Won't Let His Own Hand Out

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This little guy thinks his hand is stuck, but that isn't the case. He doesn't realize that his free hand is the one pressing down, preventing his other one from getting loose.

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"I Fed My Kid Real Food For The First Time"

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He probably had vegetables, and not the good stuff. Did he get some spaghetti or tacos? Probably not, which is why his face looks like he just smelled a skunk.

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"Let Me Just Smush My Face Into This Window"

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For no reason, kids will do the wildest things. Smushing their faces against the glass like this is one of them, and she looks like she's enjoying every second of it.

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Crying Because She Couldn't See A Turd

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Her brother announced he passed a large turd, but flushed it before she could see. As a result, she sat and cried on the floor. I don't know what to say.

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No Better Resting Spot Than This

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Have you ever tried sleeping in a ball pit? It's highly comfortable, but it isn't somewhere you go to as a first option. This little girl doesn't care about all that.

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"I Walked Out To See My Son Trying To Share A Popsicle With His Fish"

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Attempting to feed a fish through the tank isn't something you see every day. Throw in a popsicle as the form of food being shared, and you've got yourself a one-of-a-kind kid logic moment.

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She'll Cry If She Wants

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"It's ma party and I'll cry if I want to," the girl's birthday sign reads. The parents already knew she was going to throw a tantrum and made the perfect sign.

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"Trying To Wear Their Entire Wardrobe And Quickly Finding Out It Was A Bad Idea"

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For those of you reading at home, I advise that you don't try this. Getting the clothes on isn't the hard part, it's trying to take all of them off that makes things worse. Look at this kid's face.

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Kids Haven't Had Boundaries For Over 2000 Years

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This is a kid's footprint found on a Roman clay tile that's roughly 2000 years old. There's no telling why this child played near this drying tile, but he or she left their mark.

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"This Is What Regret Looks Like"

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If you don't have any kids but you might want some soon, let this help you decide. This little girl has no clue what she did, but she now has to pay for it.

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Daughter's Christmas List

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Google Translate was this little girl's best friend when she made this Christmas list consisting of 16 different languages. I'm only wondering if she ended up getting the cat or not.

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It Isn't Your What?

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A local elementary school had to decorate paper bags for Earth Day. One kid thought of one of the most clever slogans to use. It sounds NSFW but it isn't.

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She Didn't Want Another Sibling

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I get it, accepting another sibling can be hard, but you have to bite the bullet. This kid didn't want any part of a baby sister and decided enough was enough.

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Picking Her Own Clothes And Watching Her Brother

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This little girl started picking her own clothes. She also began watching her brother get on the bus. Let's just say this one has no problem being her true self.

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He's Already Crushing The School Photos

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Whoever taught this 5-month-old how to do the thumbs up deserves a prize. He's crushing the picture game at such a young age, so there's no telling what he could blossom into these days.

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Barbie House Rules

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I've heard of regular house rules, but never any for a Barbie house. This little girl probably has her life planned out until the age of 40 if she's demanding this much from her dolls.

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This Was Her Favorite Thing To Do As A Child

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Many people have their strange hobbies as a child. This girl liked pulling her pants up to cover her whole body, and there's nothing wrong with that. It looks like fun.

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Someone Needs To Talk With Their Kid

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What would you say to your kid if you walked in the bathroom and saw doll heads in a jar like this? Is this beginning of a horror film, or is this for fun?

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Someone's Kid Having A Tough Time Picking Up A Book...

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I wonder why this kid can't pick up that book? It can't be too heavy for him, since it's only a small one. Oh, it looks like he's standing on it!

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When She Loves Dinosaurs But Gets A Dollhouse

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Her parents didn't read this one correctly. If she loves dinosaurs, you need to get her something more fitting for the big creatures. At least they have somewhere to sleep at night.

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Two-Year-Old Hands This To Mom And Asks If Its Her In-Law

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The resemblance is there, so this looks more like a compliment to me. I don't see this being an insult in any way, so I hope she didn't take offense at it.