Kids Whose Parents Might Fear Them A Little Bit

You'd think that, that as a parent, you would always feel like to one in control, but just about every parent has had at least one moment where they realized their child was a little too powerful and a bit frightening.

While, for most, this feeling is fleeting, some kids really give off such evil vibes that their parents live in fear.

How Did She Even Pick Up This Habit?

my little sister has an obsession with cutting the faces off of baby dolls/stuffed animals and putting them on other dolls. help
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Hear me out: most kids learn their habits from either watching adults around them do things or watching television shows, but I can't imagine where this little girl got the idea to cut faces off of dolls.

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This Is Such A Good Revenge Plan

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cans with all the labels peeled off
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When he was grounded by his parents, this little boy decided to take revenge against his parents by peeling all of the labels from the cans in the pantry. Good luck finding the peas now, Mom.

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That's One Way To Manage Anger

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smashed lego spaceship
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The older brother in this family spent weeks putting together this intricate Lego spaceship. The younger brother in this family got mad at him, so he went and smashed the spaceship.

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10/10 Great Comeback

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my daughter was wearing a flannel hoodie so I said,
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As a parent, you get to spend the first several years of your life owning your kids with witty comebacks. However, on one terrible day, the tables will turn and you'll be at the mercy of their sass.

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That Looks Painful

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nerf gun with darts that have thumbtacks embedded at the tip with the sharp part sticking out
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The kid who decided to turn his Nerf gun darts into an actual weapon has to be some sort of sicko. One of these could take out a target's eye.

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Kids Really Do Be Spiteful

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this one time in 3rd grade I was really mad at my mom so I furiously googled
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Okay, but can you imagine showing up to the airport and trying to catch an important flight only to find out you're on a no-fly list because your kid was mad one day?

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Kids Are Sadists

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student wrote in journal
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Children will remain silent through a whole slew of actual jokes only to burst out laughing the second they see someone get hurt. There is no group of humans more sadistic than kids.

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Not Really That Much Of A Game

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the eldest child I nanny (she's 5) has a game where she sits us all in a circle and gives us each a coin with a sticker on one. Anyways, if we flip our coin and it lands sticker-side-up we have to touch the dead bee she keeps under her bed in a tupperware
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I have so many questions about this child: was the bee dead or alive when she found it? Why did she keep it in a Tupperware? Why does she want people to touch it?

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She Has A Future In The CIA

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little girl using a watering can to pour water onto head of teddy bear that is covered by towel
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I don't know what the bear did or who it has information on, but this little girl seems to think that waterboarding it would get the answers she wanted out of him.

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She Just Woke Up And Chose Violence

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my daughter just punched me so hard in the balls and won't apologize. She just said,
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No rhyme, no reason—this little girl just got up one morning and decided that it would be a great day to punch her father, esteemed film director Taika Waititi, in the nuts.

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Is That A Threat?

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my first grade students were asked to write letters to the local nursing home and... (photo of drawing of an almost empty hourglass with the text
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One of the most chaotic things about children is that they absolutely have no filter and no concept of what is socially appropriate to say. Like, I guess this message isn't all that incorrect, but it's so bad.

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She's Thinking Ahead

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my niece wants to know: if she donates her hair to Locks Of Love and the recipient of her hair commits a crime and leaves hair at the crime scene, will her DNA be found all over the crime scene and thus incriminate her? She's 12.
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I just know that this little girl has the potential to grow up one day, plan an intricate murder, and somehow manage not to get caught or even suspected of the act.

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How Would You Even Get It Out?

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remote visible inside hole of ukulele
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This mom spent over 30 minutes frantically searching for the remote for her Nintendo Switch only to realizer that one of her children thought it was a good idea to put it inside the ukulele.

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Love A Little Familial Torture

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what's the most messed up story you have of your family? Mine is when my brothers and sisters duct taped my little brother to a pole in our basement and left him there for hours and we would periodically walk down to feed him dry lucky charms and water
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I just know that the youngest brother who was tied up in the basement for hours is going to need several hours of therapy in order to overcome the trauma of this event.

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All That Work For Nothing

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horrible scuff and removed finish on wooden surface
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This dad spent an entire week trying to refinish this table. When he finally had completed the task, he walked to the kitchen to grab a drink. When he came back, his toddler, who had gotten his hands on a piece of sandpaper, had done this.

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That's Capitalism For You

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we started giving our kids a quarter when they clean up. I just walked in on my 3.5-year-old explaining to my 6-year-old that
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I have to respect these children for seeing an opportunity to exploit the system and con their parents into giving them more money. Their only mistake was scheming out loud and getting caught.

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The Way I Would Have Nightmares

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photo of little girl looking at camera with caption: I woke up and saw my daughter looking at the baby monitor. She did this for ten minutes straight. It's freaking me out
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First of all, what possessed her to want to stare directly into the baby monitor camera? Second of all, this genuinely looks like a scene out of a 2000s horror film.

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It's The Only Way To Limit Their Power

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started cutting my kids' vitamins in half because I'm worried if they get too strong they will bully me even more
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Why do we feed children vitamins in the first place? They already have so much energy, they bounce back from injuries like it's nothing, and they're speedy little demons. They don't need them.

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Happy Birthday, Dad!

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hand made birthday card says
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Has it ever been your 57th birthday and your 11-year-old child has made you a birthday card on her own, only for it to be a scathing reminder of your own mortality? This guy has.

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What, Like It's Hard?

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my 3-year-old said she wanted to be an astronaut and I said she had to study ard, go to college, learn a lot of science, and take a physical fitness test, and she shrugged and said,
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I will get weary and unmotivated the second my to-do list for a day exceeds five items, but this 3-year-old girl is just casually nonchalant about the decades of work involved in becoming an astronaut.

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She's Too Powerful

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my toddler baby is watching a storm out the front window. She says
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Most likely, it was a complete coincidence that the thunder aligned perfectly with when she said it would. However, there still is a slight chance that she actually made it happen.

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Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions

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my son's cup is spill proof so he can't turn it upside down to shake the water/juice out, so what does my beautiful baby boy do instead? he drinks it and spits out on the floor
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For every gadget that comes out or hack that parents come up with to keep kids from spilling or making messes, children will find a way to work around those hacks.

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Heart Attack Fuel

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paper cut in the shape of a large spider
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This mom came home and nearly had a heart attack when she turned on the lamp and thought a creature from the depths of hell had entered her home. Turns out, the only monster was her son.

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At Least She'll Visit!

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my daughter asked why she can't just quit school and i told her it's against the law and they'll put in me jail and my sweet sweet child looked me in the eye and said
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I understand that most kids don't particularly like going to school every day, but this little girl really has to hate it in order to be willing to send her mother to jail just to skip class.

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At Least He Follows The Law

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HEADLINE: kindergartner makes 911 call after dad drives through red light
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As awful as it is to find out that your child is an absolute snitch and now you have to pay a hefty fine, at least this dad knows that he's raised a law-abiding citizen.

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The Ultimatum Wasn't Good Enough

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asked my son to eat his food or I'll switch off the TV and he stood up from his chair and switched off the tv. He's now playing by himself and has abandoned both the food and TV. What does this mean?
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You can give a child an ultimatum with two separate options, and somehow, they will manage to find a third option that leaves you in an even worse position than before.

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Work Smarter, Not Harder

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in response to question saying
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What I really love about this photo is that, rather than punishing the child for finding a way to beat the system, the teacher rewarded them for being clever with their homework.

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This Is Why I Fear Middler-Schoolers

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in 7th grade we had a teacher with PTSD from war and we used to ask him about Vietnam because afterwards he'd sit in silence for 20 minutes and we could goof off. Not very ethical but hey that's jr high for you
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Believe me when I say that there is no group of humans that I fear more than a group of 13-year-olds. They are cruel and have no sense of morality.

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"Having A Brother Will Be Fun!"

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little boy smothering girl with throw pillow
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When told they're going to have a younger sibling, children react by either being excited or worried, in which case parents have to convince them it would be fun. For this sister it was, in fact, not fun.

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She Raises Some Points

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when my daughter was 3 she casually said,
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I don't know what could have possessed a young child to say something like this out of the blue, but I also have to admit that she is onto something: I do not want to die outside.