Marriage Tweets That Prove ‘Till Death Do Us Part’ Is A Challenge Not A Vow

Being married has to be a journey for both parties involved. There are indeed dull moments, but the excitement comes in waves and in different forms for couples.

The following tweets showcase how annoying being tied down to someone for life can be, but hopefully, it’s also hilarious.

A Secret Hack

This sounds like a hack that many couples need to utilize, even if they aren’t married and still live together.

working home together is a new experience
Photo Credit: @mollytolsky / Twitter
Photo Credit: @mollytolsky / Twitter

Blaming a fake person can alleviate some tension for a while.

Lying Is The Better Option Here

It’s all bad when lying about having an affair is the better option to tell your wife.

having an affair is better than the truth
Photo Credit: @iwearaonesie / Twitter
Photo Credit: @iwearaonesie / Twitter

She warned him about the raccoons, but he didn’t listen to her, and it showed.

He’s The Man Of The House

As the man of the house, you have to understand that a happy wife means a happy life.

man of the house wanted kittens
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Photo Credit: @justinguarini / Twitter

Justin Guarini knows that, so he let his wife bring the kittens home.

He Was No Help

It’s almost like gambling sending some men to the grocery store and expecting them to bring back what you need.

time for the store after husband goes
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Photo Credit: @Lhlodder / Twitter

This wife knew that and was already prepared to go back.

He Heard The Whole Thing

Not only did he hear the whole thing, but he wanted to hear it even louder.

louder for the people in the back
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Photo Credit: @Lhlodder / Twitter

Being right means a lot when you let your partner win all the arguments you have.

His Limit Is Nowhere Near Hers

This husband understands his place in the marriage but still wants some clarification over what his wife does.

spending limits are vastly different
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Photo Credit: @theboydp / Twitter

He only gets $50 to spend while she gets to spend half a thousand.

The Scream Is Almost Mandatory

Her mind still hasn’t processed that she let this man live with her and see her naked whenever.

stop screaming for the cheetos
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Photo Credit: @iwearaonesie / Twitter

It’s not surprising; it’s just funny that she let out a little scream.

Never Watch The Show Without Her

Watching a show without your lady is like committing a crime. She can watch without you, but don’t you try that.

don't watch a show without her
Photo Credit: @Social_Mime / Twitter
Photo Credit: @Social_Mime / Twitter

Even if she isn’t really into the show, you still can’t watch it without her.

New Pet Owners

Do you really think your lady would appreciate you bringing home a penguin? If it’s her favorite animal, sure.

new animal owners
Photo Credit: @dafloydsta / Twitter
Photo Credit: @dafloydsta / Twitter

How did this man even purchase an arctic bird in the first place?

Where Are You?

After checking the browsing history, this wife knew something wrong might happen soon. Why does he want a wolf suddenly?

pet wolf idea sounds fun
Photo Credit: @hardlyrelevant / Twitter
Photo Credit: @hardlyrelevant / Twitter

She needed to check on him to make sure all was fine.

The Tricky Trick

There are many ways to retaliate when you’re married without causing more damage to the situation.

move the mouse around while he plays
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Photo Credit: @pro_worrier_ / Twitter

Harmful acts like this aren’t so bad. He might see it as cute once he isn’t playing.

Know Your Place

A dog that can’t behave during a Zoom call has no choice but to go into the other room.

can't behave during zoom calls
Photo Credit: @Social_Mime / Twitter
Photo Credit: @Social_Mime / Twitter

The same applies to a husband that can’t be mature during that time.

It’s A Tough Task

After all the hard work you put in, here he comes, not realizing all the sacrifice you endured.

putting kids to sleep is a task
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Photo Credit: @LizerReal / Twitter

That bird has the perfect face for this situation because it’s so authentic.

You Need To Be Dead

You would have to be dead for him not to ask you about things around the house.

can't find ketchup when wife is on deathbed
Photo Credit: @difficultpatty / Twitter
Photo Credit: @difficultpatty / Twitter

If there’s a chance that you will survive, he’s going to annoy you about something.

Finally, Someone Speaks Up!

Only a certain percentage of people in the world like waking up early, and this wife isn’t one of them.

speaking out about the early alarm
Photo Credit: @EliMcCann / Twitter
Photo Credit: @EliMcCann / Twitter

The dog must not be rising before the sun either, which I understand.

Little Did She Know

Little did she know, he wasn’t talking to her. A puppy pretty much takes all the attention.

the puppy's head gets patted
Photo Credit: @VisionBored1 / Twitter
Photo Credit: @VisionBored1 / Twitter

She lost all her power once they brought back that little dog. Now she knows.

Is She Banking On It?

Hey, they might have a terrible life. If he falls, she’ll have a chance to live better.

change her life after he slips
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Photo Credit: @StellaGMaddox / Twitter

It might be without him, but that’s not what we’re here to discuss right now.

No He Didn’t

Sometimes, male logic is a bit “off.” It might seem weird, but it makes complete sense to him.

air bud for the dog
Photo Credit: @iwearaonesie / Twitter
Photo Credit: @iwearaonesie / Twitter

The dog probably enjoyed seeing Air Bud slam dunk on humans. That sounds amazing.

Even In Her Dreams

Even in her dreams, she expects you to be her protector. He had no clue she dreamed about him.

husband let snake bite happen
Photo Credit: @saroanco / Twitter
Photo Credit: @saroanco / Twitter

It’s one of those things you have to get used to when you’re married.

Oh Geez, That Again?

The funny thing is that he’s the one that probably signed their son up for soccer.

another practice this week
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Photo Credit: @mommajessiec / Twitter

Not remembering it is what makes it funny to us, but annoying to her.