You may get to choose who you spend the rest of your life with, but you don’t get to choose who your in-laws are. Sometimes you win the lottery with the mother-in-law draw, and other times you don’t get so lucky.
You’re not expected to be best friends with your spouse’s parents, but it’d be nice to at least get along with them, or get lucky enough to have a mother-in-law who spices up family gatherings like these moms coming up.
The Squirrel Whisperer
You managed to save a baby squirrel one time, and now your mother-in-law thinks you’re the squirrel whisperer of the world, so you’re stuck with squirrel-themed presents for the rest of your life.