The clothes you choose are a great way to express yourself and your personality without even saying a word. However, some fashion choices are just disasters in the making, and they should never see the light of day.
These are some people who have a passion for fashion, but no taste for it.
The Circle Of Doom = The Eternal Clench
It's already a bad idea to put a circle onto the backside of a pair of pants.
But making that circle a nude color takes it to a whole other level.
Yes, That Is His Baby's Face
As a new parent, there's nothing you want to do more than show off your child to the world.
However, making a shirt and pants collage of her face might not be the way to do it.
The Heels Have Eyes
These might not have been featured in a classic horror movie.
But it's still terrifying to think that someone came up with the idea of sticking googly eyes to shoes and then actually did it.
Fashion Look: That One Chair In My Bedroom
Have you ever wondered what it would look like if that one chair—you know, the one you dump all your laundry on when you're too tired to sort it—came to life?
This is pretty much it.
Never Do Your Best, Quit
There is no shortage of inspirational fitness attire, and this shirt is no exception.
I'd like to thank this shirt for reminding me that I should skip my workout to sit on the couch. Quitting has never felt better.
For When You Don't Feel Like Showing Off Your Own Toes
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to wear sandals without exposing your feet?
Neither have I, but clearly, someone decided this was a better choice than a simple closed-toe alternative.
What A Crappy Dress
Brown, splotchy patterning is, in general, a faux-pas when designing a garment.
Putting that brown, splotchy pattern down the center of a dress back takes the cake for worst pattern use.
Crocs, But Make Them Goth
If you thought that Crocs were a shoe reserved for babies on the beach and grandmothers who like to garden, you'd be right.
But that won't stop others from trying to make them stylish.
Guess The Hood Has To Stay Up
Wearing clothing items dedicated to a specific cause can be a great way to increase awareness without putting in much effort.
Just make sure the hood doesn't misrepresent your feelings.
The Perfect Barbecue Accessory!
No idea what to wear to the neighborhood barbecue on the weekend? Well, wear what you eat!
These locally sourced bacon and ground beef wedges are sure to turn heads while you strut!
A Great Way To Destroy The Sheer Illusion Of The Dress
It's recently become a trend to have sheer mesh in dresses to give the illusion that nothing is there.
But it's kind of ruined when you put the most obnoxious zipper of all time through it.
What Was This Zipper Supposed To Accomplish?
Have you ever felt yourself getting a tad overheated on a hot summer day?
Well, this shirt comes with a zipper that you can pull down for a 12th of an inch of extra breeze on your skin!
This Is Supposed To Say "Dumbo"
What was supposed to be a cute, creative use of a heart symbol turned into a moderately rude (but still loving?) assessment of their child's intelligence.
In this parent's defense, the baby really could be dumb!
These Boots Were Made For... I'm Actually Unsure
I have no doubt in my mind that these boots are wildly uncomfortable to walk in.
So I can only imagine their purpose is either for fashion or to scare off any cowboy who'd dare to engage him in a duel.
To Set The Record Straight, This Shirt Is A Nightmare
Not only is the button in the worst placement possible for this shirt, but the three-dimensional shadowing on the shirt really makes it a true nightmare.
No amount of love for vinyl could make me wear this.
Thanks! I Hate Them
Here's the thing: bare feet in general are a sight for sore eyes, but socks and shoes bless us with the ability to cover them up.
Why would you defeat the purpose and wear foot-printed socks?
Ladies, Want To Relive Your Highschool Fears?
There was nothing like being a teen girl and having to manage your changing body while attending classes, just hoping you wouldn't have a red surprise on the bottom of your pants!
Why would they recreate that feeling in skirt form?
Maybe Don't Put The Eye Of Sauron On A Skirt
I don't care how much you love the Lord Of The Rings franchise: there is no fan appreciation strong enough to justify wearing this skirt.
None. Please burn it in the volcano.
Sea Turtles Are Shaking Right Now
You'd think that it would cost less to imitate the plastic rings that hold together six-packs of pop and beer, but apparently, you have to drop $2,850 to get this look.
These Cost $168, By The Way
You have heard of jeans with holes in them, but have you heard of holes with jeans around them?
Not only will they do nothing to keep you warm, but you'll also look like a fool wearing them!
Ah, Yes—My Favorite Dinosaur
The golden rule of sewing while using a patterned material is to make sure that the pattern lines up at the seams to avoid accidents like this:
The two-legged stegosaurus with no neck.
Horse Girls Are Evolving
Most of us remember that one girl from primary school who used to run around at recess and pretend that she was a horse.
Now she has grown up to become this.
Odd Thing To Say On A Yellow Shirt
First of all, I didn't know that black was definitively the clothing color of "real men," which would make us all very manly at every funeral.
Second of all, why a yellow shirt?
Ah Yes, My Favorite City: New York, Sweden
My grandma went to visit the Eiffel Tower, located in the infamous city of New York in the country of Sweden, and all she brought back for me was this dumb T-shirt!
I want a new grandma.
It's High Fashion, Darling
For the low price of $5,300, you too can look like a box while at a cocktail party and also be unable to use your arms, which are pinned to your sides.
This is a real bargain, folks.
Imagine Having To Wear This For Work
The unfortunate part about company uniforms is that you are victim to the whims of some person in the head office who felt that their design was good.
Now you have to walk around looking like this.
Didn't Realize We Were Designing Clothes For The Aliens Now
I don't know what I find more concerning:
The fact that someone thought that it was a good idea to add two extra arms and a neck hole to a coat or that so many people bought it that it's sold out.
Note To Self: Never Wear A Brown Dress In A Pool
In general, I would not recommend wearing a dress to go swimming.
But you definitely should not attempt to go for a dip while wearing a dress with brown accents.
Pretty Tasteless Execution, If You Ask Me
I understand the heartwarming message behind this musical shirt.
I just think there was a way to show that music connects us without making it look like all these people were being hanged.
Take Nature With You Everywhere You Go
As if regular Crocs with the pin inserts for the holes weren't horrible enough, this person decided to alter the tops of her crocs in order to match the front lawn.
That's a big Crocs fan.
This Is A Scathing Indictment Of The Education System
This is, by far, the most chaotic sentence I have ever tried to read, and I took a Middle Age English class in college!
What were they even trying to say?
Always Be Wary Of Pattern Placement
A patterned dress might look really good on the rack, but you should always make sure the pattern translates nicely when worn on a body.
Just so you don't end up looking like this.
I Would Like To Un-See It
There are some things that should just never be mixed together:
Ketchup and chocolate ice cream; battery acid and brussels sprouts; a Nike running shoe with laces and high heels.
Jeans Minus The Butt And Leg Parts
I am genuinely curious as to what this clothing item is meant for. Is it some sort of belt? A headband, perhaps?
Because there is no way you're supposed to wear these like pants.
She Didn't Realize Why She Was Getting Weird Looks At School
Do you ever get home after a long day of work, look in the mirror, and realize you looked terrible the whole day and nobody told you?
This is just like that, but much more embarrassing.
Dude, Just Get An iPod
Maybe I could forgive someone for wearing these atrocious pants if it was the 80's or 90's and this was the best way to carry your tunes.
But now it's unacceptable.
You Wear What You Eat
I like ramen noodles just as much as any other lazy person who doesn't have much money to their name.
It takes a whole other level of passion to wear the packaging.
How Would You Even Wear This?
I'm so confused as to how someone is supposed to wear it. Do they put it on as shorts and stick as much of their arms into the sleeves as possible?
Or do they wear it as a shirt with their torso in one pant leg?
She Even Has The Purse To Match In The Cart
I get it: creating your own fashion items, whether you're into sewing, knitting, or doing crochet, can be very rewarding.
However, you should get a second opinion before wearing it out.
Somebody Get This Man A Belt!
How many suspender clips does it take to keep up a very loose pair of pants? Way more than anyone should ever use.
Just buy pants that fit and invest in a belt.
Can you imagine waking up in the morning, preparing to head to the grocery store, and putting your shirt on like this, only to think, "Yeah, that looks about right."
We can't, either.
Do They Zip Up?
As horrifically repulsive as this zip tie sandal looks, at least you know that this person can tighten any strap to the correct size.
Unfortunately, they'll need to cut the whole thing off later.
Can We Even Call This A Shirt?
I think we should invest in making official laws and guidelines as to what can qualify as a shirt and what can't.
Because there is no way this person should have gotten away with this.
For The Fall Lovers
Ah, autumn: a time to indulge in everything flavored with pumpkin spice, pick apples, and go through corn mazes.
And, if you so desire, wear a transparent vest filled with dead leaves.
Staying Toasty Warm In The Worst Way
Once again, high fashion has managed to confound me.
I don't know what designer is behind this baby blue monstrosity of a winter outfit, but they must be stopped at all costs.
I Don't Even Know Where You Could Wear These
It could be one thing if a person had the audacity to do this to their own pair of jeans.
But it's so bizarre and gross that a store is selling jeans with these butt rips.
Very Important Clothing For Cats
I hate to go against what this video says, but I actually don't think that this is a duct tape hack that I need to know.
In fact, I think my life would have been better without seeing this.
How Many Cans Of Soda Did This Take?
I'm just imagining this man sitting at home chugging 100 cans of Pepsi on a daily basis in hopes that one day he will have enough tabs to complete the matching pants to his shirt.
That's a whole lot of sugary soda.
Does this count as animal cruelty?
This person took it upon herself to encase a dead beetle carcass in an overwhelming amount of glue and then put it on a chain to wear.
You know what's totally out of style? Shoplifting.
However, if you're going to steal your clothes from a store, you should at least find a way to remove the security tag before wearing it out.