Passive-Aggressive People Who Are Bordering On Just Plain Aggressive

“Passive-aggressive” is a language that some people are great at speaking, while for others, it goes right over their head. It’s kind of like sarcasm. Not everyone is going to get it.

Even if you wouldn’t consider yourself a passive-aggressive person, it doesn’t mean you can’t appreciate a snarky suggestive sign posted by someone in their break room after one too many coworkers left garbage sitting on the counter.

Sending A Signal

Not only are they sending out their Wi-Fi signal, but they’re also signaling to their neighbors that they need to quiet their kids down.

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Photo Credit: @Wheezy__T / Twitter

The walls can be pretty thin in some buildings, and no one wants to hear someone else’s kids yelling.

Get To The Point

Even priests have places to go and people to see besides you on a daily basis.

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Photo Credit: @sturdyAlex / Twitter

If you want to make a confession, you’ve got to keep it short and sweet! Other people have sins to confess, too.

Enough Is Enough

Even though your coworkers are all technically adults, their behavior in the lunchroom says otherwise.

notes left on food in staff kitchen
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Photo Credit: @lovlylottie / Instagram

Your coworkers aren’t going to clean up after themselves, and since you’re not their mother, you shouldn’t have to either. Passive-aggressive notes are the way to go.

Robbie Is Unfed, But His Wife Is Fed Up

Robbie’s wife has decided that if he’s going to continue to make a mess in the kitchen every time he wants a snack, he’s not going to get to use the kitchen.

flow chart for husband to follow in ktichen
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Photo Credit: biscoff_nutella / Reddit

Robbie has to follow the flow chart for her ruling before he makes any decisions.

They Hear You. They Just Don’t Care

This airport is sick and tired of hearing passengers complain about the construction, so here’s their response.

sign at airport
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Photo Credit: mikelclarence / Reddit

You don’t need to tell them that it bothers you. It bothers them too.

Harsh, But True

If you break your phone, they’re going to fix it for you at a decent price, but they also reserve the right to make fun of you for it.

sign at store: we repair cell phones because you suck at holding things
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Photo Credit: Mr_get_the_cream / Reddit

Don’t drop your phone if you don’t want to be mocked by signage.

Is This Supposed To Be Motivational?

Someone app developer at MyFitnessPal really decided that they would just attack any user who had been slacking on their calorie tracking.

reminder from myfitnesspal: these reminders don't seem helpful. we'll stop them so they don't bother you.
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Photo. Credit: Robo_Puppy / Reddit

This is probably how you end up getting your app deleted, but at least it’s entertaining.

Don’t Wear Yourself Out So Much That You Can’t Clean Up After

Well, this is definitely one way to annoy half the men who come to the gym every day.

sign at gym that says:
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Photo Credit: Onduri / Reddit

It’s probably also an effective way to motivate people to return their weights, even if they’re grumpy about it.

The Advanced Move Includes Picking Up Someone Else’s Too

Whoever made this sign has clearly hit their breaking point.

want to start yoga for free? start by bending down and pick up your dog poo
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Photo Credit: @londonroll / Instagram

They’re tired of lazy dog owners not cleaning up around their neighborhood, and it’s time to guilt people for it.

They’re Not Here For Your Complaints

This restaurant has made the decision for you that you can skip smoking for this meal, or you can go poison your lungs at the restaurant down the street.

Sign at restaurant: unfortunately during meal service the balcony is a non-smoking area. we apologise for your slightly extended lifespan.
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Photo Credit: Teh_iiXiiCU710NiiR / Reddit

It’s up to you!

Passive-Aggressive Printer Wars

“Our boss [sent] out an email and asked us to put up a sign in order to be more cautious about printing in color.”

please dont print in color sign printed with colored ink
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Photo Credit: gnooble82 / Imgur

The rules clearly don’t apply to the boss, so they printed in color.

Evidence Of Their Anarchy

“People know not to touch my mug,” but then they also proceed to tell everyone exactly what mug they don’t want you to touch.

coworkers took photo of them touching mug coworker made sign about not touching
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Photo Credit: Pistolfist / Reddit

You’re basically asking for your coworkers to do exactly this.

Time To Profit Off The People

Can you blame him for being upset that people are always using his driveway to turn around, thus ruining the grass he spent all weekend trying to revive?

lawn sign- if you turn around in my drive please drop a quarter in the jar. thanks.
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Photo Credit: @kodachromerin / Instagram

We’d be charging more than 25 cents.

Just A Little Taste

If they were desperate enough for a snack that they needed to take a bite out of this slice, they should have taken the whole slice.

piece of pizza with one bite out of it
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Photo Credit: PeanutbutterPirate / Imgur

Now it’s just ruined for everyone.

The City Is Sick Of People Taking The Shortcut

Maybe whoever put up this sign should realize that if everyone is choosing to take a route other than the one that’s paved, it’s not a convenient route.

please use the purpose made paved path provided
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Photo Credit: abc123987xyz / Reddit

Just pave over this one and pretend it was there all along!