People Are Sharing Their Wildest Parenting Moments On Twitter

Being a parent is it's own kind of nightmare. I mean, it's amazing most of the time. You get to raise a little human into a fully functioning person. You get to watch someone learn language and how to feed themselves and how to make friends. Most of the time, it blows your mind.

A lot of the time, though, it drives you absolutely crazy. You find yourself uttering words that you never thought would come out of your mouth. If you're a parent, we bet you can relate to all of these Tweets.

Stupid Tooth Fairy

Being a parent means that sometime you have to lie to your kids about which fairies do and do not exist.

Keeping up the facade can be a real challenge.

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He's Going To Be A Doctor

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This toddler's mom may want to go get her heart checked out by a specialist.

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It's probably not a great thing to have a ton of bats for a heart.

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The Same Trucks

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Location, location, location. Apparently, to toddlers, location is everything. The trucks weren't good because they were at home.

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Now that they're not at home, they're the best toy trucks ever.

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A Feral Mom

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If you're a mom, you know that dinner usually entails eating leftover macaroni and cheese while you're hunched over the sink.

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It's just an inescapable reality that we all have to deal with.

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No Pants Today

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You have to respect a kid who rebels against cultural norms. I guess pants are cultural norms now.

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Sometimes you just have to stick it to the man and throw your pants out the door.

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The Perfect Boyfriend

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I bet that Jerome is the perfect boyfriend.

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He never talks back, he always helps clean up around the house, and he knows when he needs to take a break and recharge.

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She Never Forgets

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Kids are absolute savages. They never forget that one time you burned their quesadilla or that one time you nicked their finger while you were cutting their nails.

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They hold grudges forever.

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A Great Question

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There's something about having a kid that makes you start to question the meaning of life and the monotony of everyday existence.

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Maybe it's because they keep asking questions like this one.

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Because... Reasons

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If you have to ask why there's a rock in the refrigerator, you might just be a parent.

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I'm sure your kid has a perfectly good reason for putting a rock in the refrigerator.

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It's Her Duty

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Being a mom comes with its own set of responsibilities, and sometimes those responsibilities entail eating an entire box of Oreos.

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It's just what has to happen in order to raise good kids.

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A Brilliant Idea

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If you ever hear your kids having a conversation even remotely like this one, you better go stop them from destroying whatever it is they're destroying real quick.

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Kids are basically tornadoes.

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Selective Vision

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I will never understand why kids are so particular about diced onions in their food. What's wrong with a little piece of onion?

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Onions are delicious. They're why food has flavor.

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An Entire Musical

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In musical theater, they say that characters break into song when the emotions become too big for dialogue, and they break into dance when the emotions become too big for song.

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I wonder if that's what happened here.

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Hardcore Parkour

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You know that if your kid is running around with an uncapped Sharpie, you're going to be jumping over couches to get to him.

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Nothing will get in your way.

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That's Determination

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Well, it's over. This is officially the funniest Tweet on the internet.

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I'm sure the hilarity of the moment really softened the blow of having to clean up all that orange vomit.

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It's Hard To Break The Cycle

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One thing that every parent quickly realizes is that they will never sleep the same way again.

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The other thing they learn is that no matter how old you get, you're always a parent, and that call can come at any time of day.