Did Anyone Order Turkey? Because These People Got Roasted To Perfection

From random internet strangers to one's own family, no one is immune to getting roasted. Some people even unwittingly roast themselves at times.

And after how the last two years have gone, everyone could use a good laugh. So laugh away at the following people because it's not happening to you!

Keeping An Open Mind

Woman says she's going to keep an open mind on an upcoming date despite liking tall guys, and her date responds
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There is no denying that love is a battlefield, and anyone who is trying to navigate today's dating world probably knows that first hand.

But just remember, if you're going to insult someone over something like their appearance, make sure you can take it before dishing it out.

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The Worst Country Ever Is Florida

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Person on Reddit says
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Florida! It's home to Disney World, stunning beaches, everyone's favorite fictional serial killer Dexter Morgan, and the occasional alligator.

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It also happens to be the butt of various news headlines and jokes due to its countless crazy residents, and this guy definitely is not helping with its reputation.

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She's Already Taken

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Husband says he's proud of his wife for working with special needs kids, random man says he's already seeing the guys' wife, another user comments that it doesn't count if she's his special ed teacher.
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It goes without saying that hitting on a married man or woman is always off-limits, but then again, you're probably giving humanity too much credit.

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This guy got so badly burned he's going to have to jump in a frozen lake to cool down (and then probably delete his Reddit account).

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Scooby-Doo Episodes

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This new mom did her makeup so she'd look picture perfect in photos where she's holding her newborn baby, but perhaps she shouldn't have gotten her makeup tips from the Joker.

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"I don't remember this Scooby-Doo episode," one cheeky Redditor wrote.

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The Customer Service Industry

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Person says they're not going to be polite to people in the customer service industry because they're
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If you're ever worked in the hotel, retail, or restaurant industries, it only takes a few interactions with the general public to realize that people kind of suck.

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This one person refused to be polite to people in the industry because they are "below" him but soon learned the harsh lesson that he's actually at the bottom of the food chain.

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Twice The Roasting Power

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Who hasn't dealt with excessive crying lately?

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But when it comes to the nurse who set the record straight for her patient or the woman who was suffering from "excessive crying", who was the true roaster here? We'll let you decide.

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The State Of Indiana

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Woman says she's only 19 and yet pays for her own car, insurance, bills and owns her own place, man then replies
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If you're from the state of Indiana, I apologize in advance for this.

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What turned into a humblebrag quickly turned into someone roasting an entire U.S. state, and I don't know about you, but roasted corn sounds delicious.

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Robert Pattinson's Doppelganger

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A man on TikTok who looks like Robert Pattinson responds to a comment that says
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When you post on social media - as this man did when he used TikTok - you open yourself up to the comments of all the fine people of the internet. While many comments are supportive, wholesome, or thought-provoking, others are, well...not.

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After this comment, I don't think Robert Pattinson's doppelganger is ever going to watch Twilight again.

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A Titanic-Sized Roast

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Parents are there to support us and guide us through life. It goes without saying that parents are also our biggest cheerleaders - unless you're this dad.

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No one supports you quite as a parent does, but no one can roast you to a crisp quite like they can, either.

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Now Bow To Your Queen

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Wendy's asks Twitter who wants to get roasted, man responds,
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Whether McDonald's, Burger King, or Wendy's, everyone has their go-to fast-food burger joint. But when it comes to clever comebacks, no one even comes close to the red-headed clapback queen that is Wendy's Twitter account - just ask poor @DonutOperator.

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"Hello, police? Yes, I'd like to report a murder."

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When You Forget To Pay Your Landscaper

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A driveway is piled high which dead brush and trees.
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While most roasts involve words, sometimes they can be done with actions instead.

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This Redditor explains that their neighbor "allegedly" refused to pay the landscaper who cleared his backyard of dead brush, and now he has this present waiting for him on his driveway. Merry belated Christmas!

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Children's Books Characters

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Do you know how in every children's book there is a cool-looking sun wearing sunglasses (which in retrospect seems counterproductive) and a moon who looks like an old man?

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Well, I present to you former Fear Factor host Joe Rogan. If his career in podcasting ever fails, he can fill the role of children's book moon.

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Request Denied

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Any adult knows how hard it is to make friends, and this woman thought perhaps she'd made a new buddy during a recent trip to the library. But no.

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Did this Twitter user get roasted by a random library woman? Absolutely, but this is definitely one of the sadder roasts I've seen before. Sad clapping sounds.

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The Rare Self-Roast

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It's not always a random stranger on the internet or a friend who does the roasting, but sometimes it's you yourself, especially if you're naturally gifted (cursed?) with a self-deprecating sense of humor.

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This person proudly states "Finally, an action figure I can relate to". Joke's on us, because we can all relate.

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Roasted Reviews

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Woman says in a Google review that she disapproves of an adult store being opened in her town, owner replies back and says
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Here's the one-star review from a dissatisfied customer who didn't approve of an adult store operating in the town of Clarksville.

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But instead of "repenting", the store owner hand-delivers a roast on a silver platter and personally responds to the review themselves. I've heard North Korea is lovely this time of year.

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Just Remember, Daddy Loves You

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A woman holding an Encanto Mirabel doll and the caption
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If your kids can't stop singing "We Don't Talk About Bruno" around the house and you've had it stuck in your head for weeks, you can thank Disney's newest film Encanto for that.

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Although we're willing to bet dad is probably a bigger fan of the film than his daughter is right now.

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Don't Be A Kevin

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User says
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An apology to all the Kevins out there, but before confidently replying to something on the internet, first, make sure that what you're about to say is factually correct, uses appropriate grammar, and doesn't miss the point.

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Kevin did not check for those things and now Kevin hates his life.

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An Angry Towel

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Woman has a stain on her jeans that's in the shape of a middle finger after sitting on a towel.
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This husband explains that his wife sat on a towel, but then once you look a little closer notes that "I think the towel was mad about it".

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With a middle-finger-shaped stain on her butt, the towel definitely let the wife know what it thinks about being sat on, and hopefully, this wasn't her favorite pair of jeans.

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American Beer

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When it comes to American beer, there are people who believe that it's more akin to sparkling water than actual beer. While everyone has their favorite brand, it remains a contentious opinion, but then there are the people who like to live dangerously and make their opinion known regardless.

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Land of the free and home of the questionable beer.

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Now Serving Roast Duck

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Aflac asks Wendy's to roast them on Twitter, Wendy's replies with a photo of a roasted duck.
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Now, because Wendy's is the true queen of roasting people alive and then finishing them off with a bit of salt, we couldn't help but include at least one more tweet to commemorate National Roast Day.

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Now serving up roasted duck.