Petty People Who Treated Their Ex In Unconventional Ways
Getting over an ex isn't always easy. Luckily, there are tactics to help you cope with the loss. Whether you're into being petty or not, the following people took pettiness to new heights, and you get a front-row seat. Some things aren't as bad as others, but some give you ideas that you never thought you'd imagine.
Ultimate Pettiness
Missing out on the series finale isn't fun. This is the ultimate petty move, and I'm not even mad at it. Let this be a lesson to her ex if she wants to use other people's accounts.
A Master At Photoshop
Sometimes, you have to know how to use Photoshop. These two men took pictures with their exes 10 years ago, so one of them decided to "fix it" for the better.
His Ex Sent Him That Picture So He Responded...
There's probably no better feeling than checking your wallet or bank account and having more money than you expected. This guy had the perfect response to his ex trying to be cute.
That's One Way To Fix Things
Getting a tattoo of your lover is never a great idea. Fortunately for this guy, he figured out a fantastic way to cover her up that might or might not be offensive.
Halloween Costume Is His Ex...
The scariest thing this guy has ever known is his ex, so he dressed up as her for Halloween. How dirty did she do him to elicit this reaction from him?
He Found His Ex's Heart
Wow, how did he discover this perfect replica of his ex's heart? How would anyone be able to find something like this is the real question, because that looks real.
"I Can Think Of, Like, Seven Ex-Boyfriends Who Needed A Scoresheet Like This"
A man's wife sent this to him and said some of her ex-boyfriends needed a score sheet like this. Petty, yes, but that's one way to vent without sending them a pizza.
The Results Of Kicking Her Ex Out
A woman kicked out her "loser" ex, and he left her a crazy parting gift. Instead of getting upset about it, she flipped it and made a beautiful piece of art.
Making Sure He Gets His Wii Back...
I'm no expert at shipping items, but it looks like her ex will get his Wii back safe and sound. It'll take him some time to get it out of the packaging, but I know she felt good doing this.
She Must Still Want Him
Okay, did she have to go out of her way to get this sent to him? That's why he's smiling, because he knows this was pointless, and she probably still misses him.
Sending Cute Snaps To Your Ex
Wow, tell her how you really feel! Contemplating murder is a side-effect many exes experience after the one they loved leaves for someone or something else. It's a cold world.
Found A Picture Of His Ex
If you know what it's like having a boring partner, then this is hilarious. Also, since it's a sponge, that makes it even funnier for multiple reasons I won't get into right now...
Wore This Around His Ex's New Man...
This guy went to a regular party, but his ex was there. She had her new boyfriend with her, so I wonder how he felt when he saw this shirt.
Removing Your Ex In Style
With the help of Photoshop, you can change a lot of things. That includes changing who you stand next to in a past vacation photo, and this guy chose a burrito.
He Stole Her Toilet...
After breaking up with her boyfriend, she fell asleep and he packed his bags. Upon waking up, she found that he stole her toilet just like that. What in the world?
After Getting Cheated On...
Getting cheated on isn't fun at all. It leaves a sharp pain in you that you won't soon forget. This girl decided to send this card to her ex for Valentine's Day.
They Didn't Do A Prenup?
Here's one reason why signing a prenup is a good idea. Do you want your ex riding around the city telling everyone she has your car for keeps on her license plate?
He Bought The House Next Door To His Ex And...
Some man bought the house next to his former wife and installed an interesting sculpture. Now, she gets to wake up to the finger every day until she moves or he does.
His Ex-Wife Bought Him This
Well, I guess this is petty, but there's no poison in it. Her anger towards him is astronomical if she thinks a mug that says poison will hurt him at all.
Favorite Picture Of His Ex-Wife
Sure, we all have a favorite picture of our spouses, but once you end things, that photo changes. Seeing him or her faceplant in the water like this probably feels good.
Got His New Wife Printed On The Checks He Sends Alimony With
Whenever his ex gets his alimony payment, she has to see him with his new boo. This is a little dated, but it would be funnier if this is recent.
Perfect Game For Your Ex
Someone found the perfect game for their ex and took a picture of it. I didn't even know Monopoly came out with this version, so this is a great idea.
Perfect Taylor Swift Song For This Moment
I wonder if she really looked like Taylor Swift. Even if she doesn't, she came up with the perfect way to end things with him and even left the ring as an exclamation.
Flowers Came With One Message
He received beautiful flowers from his ex, which is already strange. When he opened the letter, it had one message for him that he won't ever forget. Did he keep the flowers?
A Postcard From The Ex
She had to let him know that her vacation was fun even without him present. You don't always need pettiness in your life, but sometimes it's a great stress-reliever.
A Passive-Aggresive Moment
Basically, this woman didn't want this beautiful item her ex gave to her a while back, so she sold it for cheap at a garage sale. He doesn't feel the pain in that, but she feels better.
What To Do When Paying For Your Ex's Glasses
He paid for them, so why can't he add a little flavor? I don't know if she's a loser or not, but he thinks she is, so he's probably the one with more pain.
Just Left His Ex-Girlfriend's Store
Home Depot is a great store to shop for home essentials and DIY projects. For one man, it's also the place where his ex belongs. The sign helped a little.
Brilliant Cover Up
It looks like this man transformed the tattoo of his ex into her true form. Okay, I don't know what she did, but it was probably something evil if this is what he made her.
Cutting The Cord
Imagine trying to log in and discovering that you can't watch your favorite shows anymore. Unless his ex has someone else that will spot her, she'll have to cough up that subscription money.
An Ex Who Can Make Smart Decisions
The secret to successfully irritating your ex after you breakup is to do things like this. You didn't break anything or do any actual damage, but you sure as heck did annoy them.
"Sorry Bro"
Sorry you had to find out this way. You were just trying to go to the bathroom as every normal human being does, but then you were ambushed with this news.
A Permanent Reminder
We have no doubt that the tattoo artist who was set to tattoo them both got a good laugh out of this one when they realized what was going down.
You Had It Coming
How many Stevens do you think drove by this billboard and had a small heart attack on their way to work when they first thought that this sign was directed at them?
The Key To Winning The Break Up
Unfortunately, they don't make vengeful breakup cards (or at least they don't sell them at the local dollar store) but that doesn't mean you can't get creative and make your own.
Spice Up Their Relationship
There's the people who get revenge on their exes or like to have the last laugh in a breakup, and then there are people like this one who want to start a full-out war.
Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Luke-Warm
You have to hit them where it hurts if you want to truly leave an impact. You know how much it bothers him when you don't boil the water properly, so here we are.
Flood His Phone
Getting one phone call from a telemarketer is enough to annoy most people, so imagine how confused and annoyed you'd be if you had 15 or 20 people calling you incessantly.
Take What You Want
Everything must go by the end of this garage sale, including the girlfriend, so take as much as you'd like. Even if you don't think it'll fit you, take it anyway and put the guy out of his misery.
Don't Do The Crime If You Can't Do The Time
You probably didn't want your entire neighborhood knowing that you cheated on your wife, but she didn't want you to cheat on her in the first place, so you're stuck with the consequences.
She Brought The Receipts
He may have thought that this was some sort of lunch to discuss them getting back together, but based on those printed text messages, there's some other things she wants to talk about.
The Power Of Photoshop
Why would you have the memory of an ex boyfriend tarnish all of your prom photos for years to come when you could instead pretend that you went with Ryan Reynolds?
That's One Way To Send A Message
She may not have answered your phone call at the time, but you got the answer you were looking for. She sent you a pretty clear message as a response.
Ruin His Life And His Livelihood
Don't settle for simply reaming out an ex in private when you could instead ruin his field and have it permanently show up on Google maps. Ruin his crops and his reputation at once.
Now He Can't Text Other Girls
Your boyfriend can't be texting other girls behind your back if you put every piece of technology he owns into the bath "by accident." Heck, don't even call it an accident. We all know it wasn't.
That Doesn't Look Like A Passing Grade
This was not the response she was expecting to get when she sent the heartfelt letter, but if you're going to pour your heart out you should at least check for spelling mistakes...
Every Steven On The Highway Was Panicking
This billboard would cause every Steven on the road to slow down on their drive to work until they realized that they weren't the cheater, or that their wife isn't named Emily.
There's No Chance For Reconciliation Now
Simply giving her the container full of cockroaches would have been revenge enough. Going to the effort of locking her inside the car while she opened it is taking it to the next level.
One Axe Wasn't Enough
It might seem like putting a handful of axes into the hood of your ex's car is overkill, but we don't know the whole story. Whatever he did, it definitely wasn't good.
Not A Good Day To Be Graham
So not only does Graham no longer have a house to return to, but he's going to have to go diving into the canal if he wants to be able to drive his car again. Seems like a fair punishment.
