Restaurants That Couldn’t Help But Respond To Their Bad Reviews

Since restaurants started receiving reviews for their services, it's changed the food game. With enough inadequate responses, people won't eat at a place, but the opposite is true. Some business owners learned that calculated responses could help them in the long run. Take a look at these hilarious review responses.

Caught In 4K

tackled but lying
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If you're going to lie about an establishment, be sure they don't have cameras set up where they can see you.

We can't see the footage, but it sounds like they're telling big lies.

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Milkshakes Are Supposed To Be Cold

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milkshake was cold
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I love the sarcasm that exudes from the response. The Milkshake City didn't spare any feelings with this one.

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If only all places had this level of wit with their responses, life would be better.

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Read Next Time, Laura

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mind reading the stupid
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Sorry Laura, but it sounds like you don't know how to read the full food description.

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I can't say that's a common mistake because people are usually very picky about what they get at restaurants.

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It's Like That

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an epic reply
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Tasty Grill shot this response straight out of a cannon. I don't think Chloe knew this was going to happen.

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They don't know if her house stinks, but I believe them.

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They Have Receipts

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you've never made an order
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Getting caught in a lie has to be the worst, but it isn't so bad when it's on the internet.

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Sarah can't leave a review for about two months as she lets her merit fill up.

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Ethan Failed To Mention

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don't order from us in the future
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Do you think Ethan will try to get another delivery person's number as long as he lives?

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Getting put on blast for other reviewers to see isn't the most fun, but it has to happen.

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Let That Simmer

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choice words
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Marc & Daina's restaurant owner wasn't playing around when they sent that response to Stress Mac.

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Do you think he deserved that? He probably didn't, but he also didn't need to leave such a bad review.

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That's What She Said

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that's what she said
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Unfortunately, this isn't the "that's what she said" joke you want to be a part of.

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The owner got this customer back good with this harmless joke. Frank knows better than to repeat anything about those cheesesteaks.

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At Least It Wasn't Wasted

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didn't waste the food
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They're just happy Frank didn't waste any of the food. That seems like a fair reply.

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Even though they got attacked, they responded by taking the high bridge, so good job.

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Bring Out The Violin

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get the violin
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Bringing out the violin has to be the most disrespectful thing you can do or say when someone has a genuine complaint.

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They think they've made a solid case, but you hit them with the violin.

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That's A Burn

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there isn't a vaccine for this person
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Unfortunately, there is no vaccine for stupidity. I'd have to agree with that based on this review.

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Why would you throw your food away after spending that much on it?

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Her Husband Didn't Tell The Truth

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husband fell on it
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If her husband told the whole truth, this review wouldn't have happened. He was probably embarrassed about it.

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I can't believe he fell over the pizza two times and didn't mention it.

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No Missing Teeth

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asked the employees
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They checked the whole staff's teeth and no one had a missing tooth. That's pretty thorough.

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The person eating probably chipped their tooth while eating the meal. Maybe it wasn't a tooth at all.

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Wait Your Turn

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order in front of others
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People get so entitled based on their perspective. Because Craig only wanted two things, he thought it would be quicker.

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Sorry, Craig, but you have to wait your turn like everyone else.

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Chad Isn't Valid

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call and say sorry
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Chad, you ruined your future reputation. You could've at least waited until you ordered something.

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Thank goodness he got caught because he probably went around doing this to other places as well.

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How Was It Boring?

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boring panini but what did they want?
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Mae, how would you make the panini more exciting? Give it a party hat and play music behind it?

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If this was your first time there, just don't go back.

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Big Chicken

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big chicken to cook
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Mike couldn't believe the chicken he had the chance of eating at this restaurant. It sounds like it was a legendary bird.

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It was only a big chicken and nothing more.

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No Cuddles For Them

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no cuddle for customer
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Outing this person for leaving bad reviews is one thing, but the next part of the response is where it gets personal.

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Asking if someone received cuddles or not the night before is tough.

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No Crying Needed

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no crying allowed
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This owner didn't waste any time calling this past customer a cry baby. That review needed a response.

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Sometimes, the customer isn't right, so it's okay to leave responses like this.

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Get Tested

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get tested for covid
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Wow, this response didn't hold back, but it's hilarious. Losing taste is a common virus symptom, but this restaurant knows they have flavor.

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This is a brilliant response to anyone that tries making fun of your cooking.