Since restaurants started receiving reviews for their services, it’s changed the food game. With enough inadequate responses, people won’t eat at a place, but the opposite is true. Some business owners learned that calculated responses could help them in the long run. Take a look at these hilarious review responses.
Caught In 4K
If you’re going to lie about an establishment, be sure they don’t have cameras set up where they can see you.
We can’t see the footage, but it sounds like they’re telling big lies.
Milkshakes Are Supposed To Be Cold
I love the sarcasm that exudes from the response. The Milkshake City didn’t spare any feelings with this one.
If only all places had this level of wit with their responses, life would be better.
Read Next Time, Laura
Sorry Laura, but it sounds like you don’t know how to read the full food description.
I can’t say that’s a common mistake because people are usually very picky about what they get at restaurants.
It’s Like That
Tasty Grill shot this response straight out of a cannon. I don’t think Chloe knew this was going to happen.
They don’t know if her house stinks, but I believe them.
They Have Receipts
Getting caught in a lie has to be the worst, but it isn’t so bad when it’s on the internet.
Sarah can’t leave a review for about two months as she lets her merit fill up.
Ethan Failed To Mention
Do you think Ethan will try to get another delivery person’s number as long as he lives?
Getting put on blast for other reviewers to see isn’t the most fun, but it has to happen.
Let That Simmer
Marc & Daina’s restaurant owner wasn’t playing around when they sent that response to Stress Mac.
Do you think he deserved that? He probably didn’t, but he also didn’t need to leave such a bad review.
That’s What She Said
Unfortunately, this isn’t the “that’s what she said” joke you want to be a part of.
The owner got this customer back good with this harmless joke. Frank knows better than to repeat anything about those cheesesteaks.
At Least It Wasn’t Wasted
They’re just happy Frank didn’t waste any of the food. That seems like a fair reply.
Even though they got attacked, they responded by taking the high bridge, so good job.
Bring Out The Violin
Bringing out the violin has to be the most disrespectful thing you can do or say when someone has a genuine complaint.
They think they’ve made a solid case, but you hit them with the violin.
That’s A Burn
Unfortunately, there is no vaccine for stupidity. I’d have to agree with that based on this review.
Why would you throw your food away after spending that much on it?
Her Husband Didn’t Tell The Truth
If her husband told the whole truth, this review wouldn’t have happened. He was probably embarrassed about it.
I can’t believe he fell over the pizza two times and didn’t mention it.
No Missing Teeth
They checked the whole staff’s teeth and no one had a missing tooth. That’s pretty thorough.
The person eating probably chipped their tooth while eating the meal. Maybe it wasn’t a tooth at all.
Wait Your Turn
People get so entitled based on their perspective. Because Craig only wanted two things, he thought it would be quicker.
Sorry, Craig, but you have to wait your turn like everyone else.
Chad Isn’t Valid
Chad, you ruined your future reputation. You could’ve at least waited until you ordered something.
Thank goodness he got caught because he probably went around doing this to other places as well.
How Was It Boring?
Mae, how would you make the panini more exciting? Give it a party hat and play music behind it?
If this was your first time there, just don’t go back.
Mike couldn’t believe the chicken he had the chance of eating at this restaurant. It sounds like it was a legendary bird.
It was only a big chicken and nothing more.
No Cuddles For Them
Outing this person for leaving bad reviews is one thing, but the next part of the response is where it gets personal.
Asking if someone received cuddles or not the night before is tough.
No Crying Needed
This owner didn’t waste any time calling this past customer a cry baby. That review needed a response.
Sometimes, the customer isn’t right, so it’s okay to leave responses like this.
Wow, this response didn’t hold back, but it’s hilarious. Losing taste is a common virus symptom, but this restaurant knows they have flavor.
This is a brilliant response to anyone that tries making fun of your cooking.