Restaurants That Couldn’t Help But Respond To Their Bad Reviews

Since restaurants started receiving reviews for their services, it’s changed the food game. With enough inadequate responses, people won’t eat at a place, but the opposite is true. Some business owners learned that calculated responses could help them in the long run. Take a look at these hilarious review responses.

Caught In 4K

If you’re going to lie about an establishment, be sure they don’t have cameras set up where they can see you.

tackled but lying
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We can’t see the footage, but it sounds like they’re telling big lies.

Milkshakes Are Supposed To Be Cold

I love the sarcasm that exudes from the response. The Milkshake City didn’t spare any feelings with this one.

milkshake was cold
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If only all places had this level of wit with their responses, life would be better.

Read Next Time, Laura

Sorry Laura, but it sounds like you don’t know how to read the full food description.

mind reading the stupid
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I can’t say that’s a common mistake because people are usually very picky about what they get at restaurants.

It’s Like That

Tasty Grill shot this response straight out of a cannon. I don’t think Chloe knew this was going to happen.

an epic reply
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They don’t know if her house stinks, but I believe them.

They Have Receipts

Getting caught in a lie has to be the worst, but it isn’t so bad when it’s on the internet.

you've never made an order
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Sarah can’t leave a review for about two months as she lets her merit fill up.

Ethan Failed To Mention

Do you think Ethan will try to get another delivery person’s number as long as he lives?

don't order from us in the future
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Getting put on blast for other reviewers to see isn’t the most fun, but it has to happen.

Let That Simmer

Marc & Daina’s restaurant owner wasn’t playing around when they sent that response to Stress Mac.

choice words
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Do you think he deserved that? He probably didn’t, but he also didn’t need to leave such a bad review.

That’s What She Said

Unfortunately, this isn’t the “that’s what she said” joke you want to be a part of.

that's what she said
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The owner got this customer back good with this harmless joke. Frank knows better than to repeat anything about those cheesesteaks.

At Least It Wasn’t Wasted

They’re just happy Frank didn’t waste any of the food. That seems like a fair reply.

didn't waste the food
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Even though they got attacked, they responded by taking the high bridge, so good job.

Bring Out The Violin

Bringing out the violin has to be the most disrespectful thing you can do or say when someone has a genuine complaint.

get the violin
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They think they’ve made a solid case, but you hit them with the violin.

That’s A Burn

Unfortunately, there is no vaccine for stupidity. I’d have to agree with that based on this review.

there isn't a vaccine for this person
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Why would you throw your food away after spending that much on it?

Her Husband Didn’t Tell The Truth

If her husband told the whole truth, this review wouldn’t have happened. He was probably embarrassed about it.

husband fell on it
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I can’t believe he fell over the pizza two times and didn’t mention it.

No Missing Teeth

They checked the whole staff’s teeth and no one had a missing tooth. That’s pretty thorough.

asked the employees
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The person eating probably chipped their tooth while eating the meal. Maybe it wasn’t a tooth at all.

Wait Your Turn

People get so entitled based on their perspective. Because Craig only wanted two things, he thought it would be quicker.

order in front of others
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Sorry, Craig, but you have to wait your turn like everyone else.

Chad Isn’t Valid

Chad, you ruined your future reputation. You could’ve at least waited until you ordered something.

call and say sorry
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Thank goodness he got caught because he probably went around doing this to other places as well.

How Was It Boring?

Mae, how would you make the panini more exciting? Give it a party hat and play music behind it?

boring panini but what did they want?
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If this was your first time there, just don’t go back.

Big Chicken

Mike couldn’t believe the chicken he had the chance of eating at this restaurant. It sounds like it was a legendary bird.

big chicken to cook
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It was only a big chicken and nothing more.

No Cuddles For Them

Outing this person for leaving bad reviews is one thing, but the next part of the response is where it gets personal.

no cuddle for customer
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Asking if someone received cuddles or not the night before is tough.

No Crying Needed

This owner didn’t waste any time calling this past customer a cry baby. That review needed a response.

no crying allowed
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Sometimes, the customer isn’t right, so it’s okay to leave responses like this.

Get Tested

Wow, this response didn’t hold back, but it’s hilarious. Losing taste is a common virus symptom, but this restaurant knows they have flavor.

get tested for covid
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This is a brilliant response to anyone that tries making fun of your cooking.