Strange Things Spotted On The Subway That Ruined The Commute
Throughout the day, millions of people see the wildest things while taking the subway. Some of those things are funny, and the others are just insane. Unfortunately, not everything can get captured fast enough.
Luckily, there's enough photographic evidence out there that the morning commute can be an absolute drag. Prepare for the strangest and funniest things spotted on the subway.
Some Morning Coffee
We've got a couple of guesses as to what's going on right here.
Our main question is, how did he forget to put on his pants? That's a rookie mistake.
Spectacular Advertising
Tinder deserves some award for this ad on the subway. When you're sitting on the subway waiting to go to your next destination, you might see someone you find attractive.
If you only know them from what they look like at 8 am, a quick fling might be all you can handle.
Who Is She Fooling?
Who does this lady think she's fooling with that mask with eyes from an anime character?
This is clearly a terrible rendition of Weekend at Bernie's, and she needs to cut the act.
Good Boy!
This dog looks like they has life figured out and doesn't care about anything.
Well, that's pretty much every dog, but this one has a different vibe. Look at the bent elbow.
What Exactly Is Going On Here
As weird and funny as this would look when you see it for the first time, this is pretty awesome.
Having what looks like a market directly at a stop is a dream come true for many.
This Isn't Creepy...
If this was the first thing you saw when you got on the subway, would you stay on or wait for the next ride?
That is a question you need to ask yourself, especially on a Sunday morning.
He Brought The Coffee Table
We have yet to see it all, but this man is really taking his work on the road.
We guess he really needed something sturdy to study on like he's taking the MCAT the next day.
Obama, Is That You!
To be honest, Obama looked better when he was in office.
Even if that isn't the 44th president of the United States, it's shockingly hard to tell the difference between them.
Is That Comfortable?
There's no way this is comfortable. And why does it look like she's crossing her legs like a human being? Is she sitting, or is she half-way standing?
Whatever she's doing, we'd still give her pats.
Mr. Stark Is Back
It looks like Tony Stark is alive after all. He's in good condition, his hair looks healthy, and he still has that same charming look on his face.
Hopefully, he tips the panhandlers well.
Doppelganger Or Same Guy?
The caption for this picture said her friend found his doppelganger. We're thinking that he is actually the same guy that you see in the global business management ad.
What do you think?
This Knight Is A Whole Mood
Whether this is cosplay or not, we respect it.
Riding the subway in full knight's armor shows us that he's committed to whatever mission he had to accomplish at the time.
Van Gogh Is Alive
If this isn't the closest thing to Vincent Van Gogh you've ever seen, we'd love to know the person who you think looked more like the artist.
To be fair, I can't even see his left ear so...
The Sleepy Brothers
What on Earth is this? This is the most complex and ridiculous sleeping formation we've ever seen.
If we had to decide who had the best position, we'd say the one with his knee bent and shoe under his hamstring.
The Life We Wish We Had
Getting carried around, fed treats, and easy access to belly rubs sounds like the ultimate dream.
This dog lives it best with a giant smile on her face as she sleeps. You deserve it, pooch.
Mind Your Manners
Who likes eye contact from strangers that lasts longer than two seconds? Unless it's your soulmate, keep it moving. Look at the cloud formation in the distance.
This sign reminds everyone to mind their manners.
Wait A Second...
Is it just us, or does this person have no ankles? That sock choice made for a great picture that can fool just about anyone.
If you don't look close enough, you'd never know.
He Only Sells Exotic Plants
The passenger on this subway ride said this man had to let everyone know he didn't sell drugs, but instead sold exotic plants.
Would you buy anything from this guy?
Sick Airpods!
This dude clearly wants to keep up with the times, but why did he tape the Airpod to his ear? Don't they stay automatically?
This is hilarious, but we're not judging him.
He's Really Sorry!
How badly did this guy mess up? To have to write he's sorry on the top of a pizza box is a rough look, but hilarious at the same time.
We hope he succeeded.
This Guy's Tattoo Is Sick
Going bald for the rest of your life doesn't have to be the worst thing ever.
You can make the most of it and get a sick tattoo like this guy did on the back of his head.
Einstein Finally Figured Out Time Travel
Somewhere in Buenos Aires, Albert Einstein rode the subway in present times.
It only took him a lifetime to figure it out, but he can finally time travel. This is sensational.
Everyone Needs To Pray For Steve Harvey
Everybody pray for Steve Harvey.
There's nothing wrong with him, but it looks like he could use a shot of vodka and a good night. What happened to the man?
This Is Frightening
At first glance, you don't think anything is wrong with this picture. Then, you see it and you're forever cursed. Look at those baby faces she has for kneecaps.
Don't make eye contact with any of those faces.
Maybe It's For A Study Session
Do you think she can feel the pen doodling on her neck? She has to, right?
It must be for some type of project. And did anyone else bother to tell her?
Unbeweavable!
This was the aftermath of a fight at a subway.
As you can see, some people left with less hair on their heads. It looks like it was a war in there.
Walking The Banana
Either this lady lost her mind, or she has a problem with misplacing her produce.
We don't know which one to choose based on this picture, but let's go with the former.
Someone Didn't Want To Miss Their Ride
Honestly, this is a genius idea. Whoever is in that bed will never miss their ride again if he or she sleeps right next to it.
Hopefully, no one vandalized it.
New Yorkers Will Find A Way
In New York, you can only bring a dog if he or she fits in a bag.
This lady figured she'd bring hers even though her little pooch sticks entirely out of the bag.
The Crabs Want Out!
Public transportation is already risky enough with humans, now we have to worry about sea creatures?
Seriously, how did all these crabs appear on this subway in such a wild fashion.
Is That Made Out Of Piping?
A didgeridoo is already an instrument that's hit or miss, but make it out of PVC piping and I'm willing to bet that it's a no go.
In any way, shape, or form.
The Only Way To Know You'll Get A Seat
You might think that the scarf is the most outrageous part of this look, but really it's the fact that he brought a chair from his kitchen to make sure he got a spot to sit.
Kind of iconic honestly.
Someone's Having A Bad Day
There is like subway inception going on here.
Someone got their lunch caught in the door and then someone is taking a picture of someone taking a picture of it, and really everyone is laughing at someone who also doesn't have lunch.
What Is Going On Here?
Try as I might, I can't think of a good reason why there would be a bunch of people dressed as penguins hanging out in the tube station.
Some kind of convention?
That Isn't A Book
I didn't know that they sold chickens at Staples! I have a feeling that "books" is actually just this chicken's name.
As soon as that box started to cluck, it was game over.
Do You Want To Play A Game?
The game is called "what on earth would someone need a puppet like this for and where are they going?" No really, I'm asking.
That thing is truly the puppet of my nightmares.
Now That Is A Life Hack
This is actually totally genius and I'm mad that I didn't think of it sooner because this probably works.
No one likes yellow stains on their white shirts.
Is That A Turtle Shell?
I feel like wearing that turtle shell on the subway might give him an advantage.
People would have to give you a lot of space and might actually try to avoid you altogether.
What A Knowing Smile
You know that guy smiling into the camera had something to do with this...big time. He looks so proud of himself and his work.
Balloon animals aren't always easy to make.
He Hasn't Got A Care In The World
That is the image of a man who is truly living his best life and doesn't care about who knows it or who it might bother.
Let's just leave him to his ways.
