When I was younger, I used to believe that dragonflies were huge—like, I’m talking “bigger than a dog” huge. It’s because once when I was super young, I found one on the porch and my baby brain was so afraid of it that it dramatically exaggerated the dragonfly’s size. But for the longest time, I didn’t know that’s what was going on. I just thought that every once in a while, you’d stumble across one that was giant.
As a kid, you’re easily influenced and you don’t know things about the world, so it’s fun to reflect.
Let’s Hope He Makes It To 99
Imagine if this were true and you didn’t get to understand dirty jokes until you were 99? What would the world be like? Certainly a less funny place in some ways.