These Terrible Wedding Proposals Had Better Have A Nice Ring To Them

The Obligatory Romantic

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Photo Credit: @PinkSith / Twitter
Photo Credit: @PinkSith / Twitter

What a nice sentiment. Clearly, this person knows exactly which boxes to check on their life’s journey and what order to do them in. If they sound ambivalent, it’s only the pre-proposal nerves speaking.

The #CandyHeartsRejects hashtag is the perfect label for this romance story because where this proposal belongs is in the dumpster behind a factory. It’s not that sweet — it’s stiff, chalky, and so stale that it deserves to be forgotten about in a bag in the bottom of your drawer.