The Obligatory Romantic
What a nice sentiment. Clearly, this person knows exactly which boxes to check on their life’s journey and what order to do them in. If they sound ambivalent, it’s only the pre-proposal nerves speaking.
The #CandyHeartsRejects hashtag is the perfect label for this romance story because where this proposal belongs is in the dumpster behind a factory. It’s not that sweet — it’s stiff, chalky, and so stale that it deserves to be forgotten about in a bag in the bottom of your drawer.