Times Kid Logic Was 1000% Inscrutable

Kids can hardly be tamed, but that's what makes them interesting. They constantly create ideas in their mind that makes sense to them, but others won't know what they're talking about. Trying to understand kid logic can be hilarious, so here are examples of zany kid logic put a smile on your face.

Potato Selfie Time

tweet about a girl who wanted her picture taken with a potato
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Do you know why this little girl wanted to take a selfie with a potato? I don't have the answers, but that potato probably looked really good to her when she passed it.

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"He's Upset His Gloves Match His Jacket"

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kid all in blue lying facedown on the sidewalk
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For this kid to be upset that his gloves match his jacket, he must've wanted a different style of gloves. Something on television probably prompted him to act like this.

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He Wanted To Cool His Pizza Down

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kid sitting beside air vent with slice of pizza
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This kid might be going places. He figured his pizza was too hot, so he sat next to the vent. With a little more practice, this boy might be a scientist in the future.

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"Toddler Was Asked To Feed The Cat"

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feeding the cat
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I'm not sure if this toddler has ever had an orange, but I know eating one with the skin still on isn't fun. Maybe the kid thought the cat knew how to peel it.

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That's How You Do It!

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tweet: my 3yo accidentally unspooled the entire roll of toilet paper. But don't worry, he
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The 3-year-old doesn't know any better yet. Soon, he'll understand that the roll isn't supposed to look like that, but at least he tried to fix the problem he caused.

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"This Is How My Son Was Sleeping. He May Be Immortal"

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sleeping child on LEGOs
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Yes, this kid has to be immortal. There's no other explanation for this. When he grows up, he'll be able to step on these things barefoot without feeling any pain.

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The Kid Knew How To Have Fun

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tweet about how younger son would beg his brother to put him in a pillow case and swing him around. Parent says the only reason they're telling this now is because the kids are grown so they can't lose custody
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I have no idea if the kid or the older brother thought of this idea first, but it seems dangerous and fun at the same time. As long as he doesn't hurt the boy, feel free.

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"We Always Get Each Other Ironic Gifts"

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Batteries in a baggie with card that says
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Batteries for Christmas isn't such a bad gift. Lots of things require energy, and this could possibly be the only thing this little sister could afford. Let her live her life.

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"I Took My Daughter To A Van Gogh Exhibition"

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kid using snap filter to give Van Gogh's self-portrait dog ears
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It's already hard for younger kids to appreciate fine art, so adding dog ears makes it more relatable. Now, this daughter can manage to stare at a Van Gogh without complaining.

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"My Son Decided He Was Tired Of People Using His Poof"

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scrub no more for kid
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Locking up your cleaning materials is a drastic step. Maybe the person who was using it has a stench this son doesn't want on his things anymore. You never know.

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"Lost My Kid In Target... Found Him Here"

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lost kid at target
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You can tell this kid might join the drama club when he gets old enough. He's a future thespian, so this parent should get ready for that phase of his life.

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"I Gave My Daughter A Mix Of Dolls And Toy Cars To Play With"

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toys and barbies fro daughter
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This is proof that kids will do what they want. This little girl made the toy cars fall asleep in the Barbie beds, but who could have predicted that would happen? I wonder what else she did.

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"For Her 10th Birthday, My Daughter Wanted Lasagna. Sure Thing, Kid"

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lasagna cake for the kid
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She probably is in her Garfield stage. Seeing that greedy cat sit around and do nothing but eat is a dream. A lasagna cake doesn't sound that bad if you ask me.

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He's Beyond Thrilled

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Tweet: my cousin just posted this picture of his son. Look how excited and proud he is of where he put all the carrots. I'm cracking up. [picture of kid in kitchen doing a victory pose with carrots on all of the drawer handles]
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Maybe this boy was a carrot farmer in his past life. It's suspicious that he's so happy to arrange these carrots in such a distinct manner. He could be an alien.

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"I Asked My Son To Use Chopsticks At A Japanese Restaurant"

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kid using chopsticks to lift soup spoon
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Using chopsticks isn't for everyone. Sure, you can learn, but it can be hard the first few times. This kid figured out the best way to listen to his parent.

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"Walked In On My Son Watching TV Like This"

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Kid sitting on couch with legs under the seat cushions
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Hey, if wants to enjoy his cartoons like this, there's nothing you can do to stop him. Sinking into the couch is his way of having a good time, so let him be.

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"My Mom Said This Was One Of My Favorite Things To Do As A Child"

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Kid wearing pants up to her shoulders
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Hey, we all had strange hobbies as kids. This little girl liked having no hands, and there's nothing wrong with that. Hopefully, she isn't the same way as an adult.

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She Might Be Talking To Someone

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tweet about creepy kid speaking into a vent
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After seeing their kid speaking into the vent long enough, it's okay for a parent to worry about what's going on with their child. The truth is, this little girl probably has the best imagination.

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"My Son Trying To Touch The Rainbow"

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Kid putting his hands in a rainbow reflection
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Maybe this kid saw a Skittles commercial and wanted to see if what he witnessed on TV was true. But it's "taste" the rainbow, not "touch" the rainbow. Maybe we're glad he misunderstood.

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"This Is How My 2.5-Year-Old Niece Insists On Holding Her New Baby Brother"

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Kid holding baby sibling while wearing a scary werewolf mask
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Creeping out the family is only one of the things you have to worry about as a parent. This mask is a bit scary, but the baby won't remember it, will he?

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"This Isn't Exactly What We Meant When We Told Him That He Could Look Up Puppy Training Tips On YouTube"

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Kid showing his dog training videos on iPad
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It looks like he thinks showing the dog a video of what to do is the best course of action. I don't know, it might work, but it might not.

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She Likes What She Likes

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tweet: I'm glad we own 10,000 stuffed animals so my toddler can fall asleep cuddling with a jar of peanuts
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The longer you raise kids, the more you'll realize that they have no set patterns. If you think they want to sleep with stuffed animals, don't be too set on that idea.

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Passive-Aggression Or Evil Genius?

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tweet about kid who opened all of the bananas in the house as revenge
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This kid knew that doing this to bananas would make them rotten. That, or he just wanted to have some fun with the yellow fruit. Either way, he caused some damage.

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"My 2-Year-Old Cousin Is Genuinely In Love With Her Skeleton"

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Kid cuddling skeleton toy
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Falling in love with a skeleton is the purest form of love. It's what's the inside that matters, and skeletons are all insides. She's going to be a great human.

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"My Daughter Said, 'He's Got The Rona!' And Started Making Him A Coffin"

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kid making a coffin for sibling out of interlocking foam mats
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It sounds like she wants to help the world from getting infected. Putting her brother in a coffin is the ultimate sacrifice that not many others would be able to do.

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"My Son Is Starting His Summer Off Right"

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Kid inside amazon box with arm and leg holes
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If this is how the kid starts summer, I can't imagine what his falls and winters look like. He looks like a frog human box thing from another galaxy. At least he's having fun.

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He's Having Fun

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kid watching tablet in weird position, suspended above it while hooking his feet on the bar from a chair
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Sitting like this is his way of unwinding. When he grows up, he'll probably be into yoga. He's merely practicing for the future right now, so his mom shouldn't worry.

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"She Was Screaming For Me To Keep Putting More In Her Shirt"

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kid filled her shirt with plastic balls
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She must've really liked the way it felt to have those objects in her onesie. It looks like she had a ton in there already, but there's nothing wrong with more.

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"Trying On Clothes With A Toddler In A Nutshell"

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Kid under his mother's dress, pressing face against fabric, looking out
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Trying on a dress with your kid in the fitting room with you is a funny game. They are very likely to pull a stunt like this, so maybe only try on pants.

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Box > Everything

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Kids sitting in the box their kid-sized couch came in
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These kids would rather sit in the box instead of on the new couch their mother bought for them. Maybe they'll warm up to it one day, but for now, they're having fun.