There is this theory that after mothers have their children, they experience something called “mom brain,” which basically just means that they’re exhausted from raising another human and sometimes it shows.
Even though a lot of the time, the mom does most of the heavy lifting, dads are not immune to mom brain, so really it should just be called “parent brain” and we should honestly all respect it.
Who Needs A Tablet, Anyway?
And here we all thought that leaving your coffee mug on the top of your car and driving away was bad. At least it wasn’t your tablet, so you’ll never have to feel bad about that again.
Good Thing She Noticed Before Brushing
That would have been a rude awakening. I can’t imagine that rapid relief diaper cream would be tasty or do a good job of cleaning your teeth, but there are worse things to accidentally put in your mouth.
We’ve All Forgotten The Garbage Bag Before
But forgetting to put in a garbage bag when you know the nature of the garage is going to be smelly and numerous? Seems like a rookie mistake that you only make once.
She Still Looks Great, So There Is That
Walking out of the house without blending in my foundation is something I spend a weird amount of time worrying about. It would just be so easy to get distracted and forget!
It Was Probably A Good Call
That is some seriously moldy bread to accidentally send in to school with your kid. I suppose if you pre-make lunches and then throw them all in the lunch bag, it could happen to anyone.
Guess Someone Is Going To Be Wearing Hats
This is like the “having a child” equivalent of giving yourself bangs because it seemed like a good idea at the time. His hair will grow back, and in the meantime, he’ll look great in hats.
That Cheese Should Probably Go In The Garbage
It’s going to smelly and forever damp, now. There is no coming back from trying to use it as soap. That’s not what cheese is for and we all know it.
Maybe There Should Have Been Water In The Pot?
Boiling toothbrushes to disinfect them always seemed like a waste of time. They’re only like $2. Just buy new ones, because if you don’t and buy into that myth, you’re going to have to buy a new pot, too.
They Almost Fit
Imagine how frustrating it would be to try and get those tiny socks past your toes when they weren’t even meant for big people feet? Looks like this mom has dainty feet to begin with, but they’re still baby socks.
This Is Why We Should Just Always Order Pizza
Making pizza at home never turns out as well as you want it to. Like when you leave the oven on broil instead of bake and then turn it into a crispy disaster.
Not Sure Why She Tried This, But OK
What reason is there really for a mom to try and stick a suction cup speaker to her forehead? For the laughs? Well, who’s laughing now, because she’s got a bruise on her forehead?
That Is Quite The Collection Of Stuff
Note to self: Always make sure you check the diaper bag before throwing it into the wash, or else you might end up with a potentially huge mess that you don’t want.
Repeat After Me: Cheese Is Not A Bookmark
It could have been worse, she could have used cheese that wasn’t of the fake variety, so at least it just kind of turns to oil instead of going bad.
Always Check The Time-Out Space
This little girl was sent by her mom to take a time-out, but what mom didn’t anticipate was that the little girl was going to make a huge mess by playing with the baby powder.
One Bite At A Time From Now On
So, these multivitamins were left in the car when it was hot out, so of course they melted. What are we going to do instead of wasting them? Take tiny bites every day.
Now They For Sure Need That Coffee
At least it was one of those single-serving coffee machines, so you only have one cup of coffee that’s foolishly spilled all over the counter instead of a whole pot’s worth.
Turkey Sprinkle Tacos…Tasty
Honestly, this is kind of on them for leaving the sprinkles so close to the turkey seasoning because that just seems like it was always going to end in disaster.
When In Doubt, Use A Carrot
Carrots will do when you need to plug something that is about the size of a human finger. Why she needs to plug the pool filter is a whole other issue that we won’t discuss here.
At Least She Has A Good Sense Of Humor
Ironic that she is making a shirt to celebrate her kid’s 100th day of school and can’t even spell “school” right. To be fair, H’s are always sneaky, so I think we can let this one slide.
What A Delicious Grilled…Bread?
This was probably the same mom who left the cheese slice in her book. That’s why she totally forgot to put cheese into these grilled cheese sandwiches for her little ones.
That’s One Way To Take Your Coffee
Why not add a little kick to your morning brew? That’s going to be a real tasty treat. Thank goodness it was noticed before any huge and much-needed sips were taken.
That’s Not Where The Butter Goes!
They didn’t even put it in with the butter knives! At least butter is OK to be left out for a little while, so this isn’t a total and complete failure.
It’s Still A Good Look
Black goes with everything, so maybe this little guy was just trying to make a statement with his one dinosaur boot. He’s a future style icon in the making, alright?
At Least Someone Is Having Fun
This mom was still in the bathroom! She just turned around for like three seconds, and then before she knows it her entire bathroom is just bubbles and laughing children.
Always Check Before Ordering Online
If the internet has taught us anything, it’s that we cannot trust what we order online to be what we actually get, especially if it doesn’t tell you the size of said item.
He Picked Out The Cool Hot Dog Card
If you let your son pick out a birthday card for someone, it’s probably a good idea to check what it says before giving it away to avoid an awkward situation like this.
At Least She’s Got A Little Friend
There are weirder and worse things that a kid could become weirdly attached to. Like, it could be a real owl, or it could have been in imaginary owl, either of which would be troubling.
They’re Very Unbothered By It
If I just shredded over $1,000 worth of my parents’ money, I would have heard about it every day for the rest of my life. This kid looks so unbothered by his crime.
Ah Yes, Mommy’s Stickers
Someday, she too will need those stickers, and she can look back on this moment and laugh about making a card for her dad that he’s obviously totally going to love.
This Is Why I Don’t Bother With Housework
Because you leave the Roomba in the same room with the new puppy, and before you know it, you’ve got a huge mess on your hands. One that wouldn’t have been there if you just let the dust collect.