Tweets By Woman That Crushed The Web

Twitter is a place for all to express their thoughts on anything that comes to mind. Usually, the funny or very serious tweets are the ones that blow up and receive a ton of engagement. The best part is that women tend to say the best things. Don't worry; here are some of the most epic tweets from women.

*Goes Home To Cry More*

excessive crying isn't a symptom
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Photo Credit: @bugposting / Twitter

Hey, adults have the freedom to shed some tears as well. Don't let crying belong to babies only.

The nurse didn't have to share her confused face with this poor woman.

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You Go, Girl!

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bob the builder after furniture
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Putting furniture together isn't always easy. Doing it alone will have you feeling super accomplished.

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This lady has every right to feel like Bob the Builder for such an accomplishment.

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No One Told You??

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ross and chandler on tinder
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Photo Credit: @BacklineNurse / Twitter
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No one told her that a man named Ross then one named Chandler would message her?

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Good, because that would have wasted the joke life had in store for her.

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What Would Happen?

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daddy mug without knowing
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Photo Credit: @annacatkopsky / Twitter
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Well, the man could do one of two things if you got him this mug without knowing.

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He'll either love it and have a sense of excitement, or he'll cry.

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Great Photo Choice

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landline not a cell phone
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Photo Credit: @Vitt2tsnoc / Twitter
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Shout out to this woman for pointing out the obvious. Maybe that outlet would be more popular if they used proper images.

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No one is going to text a landline.

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The Dutch Police Strike

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dutch police arrested a bird
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Can you blame her for not being able to get this moment out of her head?

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Why would they arrest a bird? That animal didn't do anything wrong during that robbery.

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Please Let It Stay This Way

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password weak but want to keep
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Remaining loyal to the password you chose in middle school gets tough as they increase security measures.

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Now, they want you to add seven special characters, your birthdate, and your mom's address.

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This Is The Energy

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energy giving when you say mind you
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You have to picture someone saying "mind you" before fully seeing this image in your head.

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The next time you're in a conversation and those words pop up, you'll see her...

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Enough Already!!

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fake laughs don't work
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Some people don't get the hint. When they don't understand the social cues, that's when you have to get aggressive.

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It depends on how much of the story you want to hear.

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Don't Take It Personally

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liked the show you'll love euphoria
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Don't take this tweet personally if you're someone who enjoys the drug-filled HBO series, Euphoria.

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She's just suggesting that you might have a good time in therapy if you like the chaos Zendaya gets into.

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Very Solid Advice

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when will someone die
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Photo Credit: @BrookeKnisley / Twitter
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Since no one fully knows when they'll die, this woman just gave us all some sound advice.

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I don't see the issue with trying to live your life this way.

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And The List Goes On

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supporting girl scouts with a bunch of cookies
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What you see in this tweet is only a handful of the options she added to her cart.

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She pretty much bought two of every cookie to support the troops.

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That's The Truth

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too anxious to work
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Photo Credit: @mariaisabelsev / Twitter
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This is a loop that many in the workforce experience. Where does all this tiredness come from in the first place?

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Can we get three day work weeks in America?

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This Is Life

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tiktoks sent to you
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What she describes in this tweet is what life is these days. People will endless scroll TikTok but act like they didn't get your text.

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If you don't already have a friend like that, they're coming soon.

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I Hate It Here

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appointments are needed
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Photo Credit: @_krxshhh / Twitter
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No one told you being an adult would be another full-time job outside of the work you already do.

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It seems best to not even have friends because they're only adding stress.

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The Worst

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netflix knows
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You'll have a full plate of food ready to enjoy your movie, but Netflix was only pulling your leg.

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They knew what you meant, but it's only available in a different country.

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Can You IMAGINE?

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noticing stuff because he's seinfeld
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She has a brilliant point. Jerry Seinfeld is always pointing out everything and he does it with ease.

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Do you think he ever gets tired of it like she's suggesting?

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Yeah, Mom... You Should Have

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complain next time if this is you
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Sometimes, our parents can be the most stubborn people you've ever met. It seems like they get it from their past lives.

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Why wouldn't she do anything about this treatment?

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It's Called Soup

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hot veg smoothie is soup
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Sometimes, people don't know the proper word for something that already exists. It's okay, feel free to correct them.

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I've never heard anyone say hot veg smoothie, but it doesn't even sound appetizing that way.

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The Google Doc Case

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google doc entering
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It's always a little awkward when someone else randomly pops into the Google Doc you're editing.

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All you need is ten more minutes, but they can't wait any longer. They just want to see you squirm.