Tweets By Woman That Crushed The Web

Twitter is a place for all to express their thoughts on anything that comes to mind. Usually, the funny or very serious tweets are the ones that blow up and receive a ton of engagement. The best part is that women tend to say the best things. Don’t worry; here are some of the most epic tweets from women.

*Goes Home To Cry More*

Hey, adults have the freedom to shed some tears as well. Don’t let crying belong to babies only.

excessive crying isn't a symptom
Photo Credit: @bugposting / Twitter
Photo Credit: @bugposting / Twitter

The nurse didn’t have to share her confused face with this poor woman.

You Go, Girl!

Putting furniture together isn’t always easy. Doing it alone will have you feeling super accomplished.

bob the builder after furniture
Photo Credit: @GOTKIRS / Twitter
Photo Credit: @GOTKIRS / Twitter

This lady has every right to feel like Bob the Builder for such an accomplishment.

No One Told You??

No one told her that a man named Ross then one named Chandler would message her?

ross and chandler on tinder
Photo Credit: @BacklineNurse / Twitter
Photo Credit: @BacklineNurse / Twitter

Good, because that would have wasted the joke life had in store for her.

What Would Happen?

Well, the man could do one of two things if you got him this mug without knowing.

daddy mug without knowing
Photo Credit: @annacatkopsky / Twitter
Photo Credit: @annacatkopsky / Twitter

He’ll either love it and have a sense of excitement, or he’ll cry.

Great Photo Choice

Shout out to this woman for pointing out the obvious. Maybe that outlet would be more popular if they used proper images.

landline not a cell phone
Photo Credit: @Vitt2tsnoc / Twitter
Photo Credit: @Vitt2tsnoc / Twitter

No one is going to text a landline.

The Dutch Police Strike

Can you blame her for not being able to get this moment out of her head?

dutch police arrested a bird
Photo Credit: @CampbellxEmma / Twitter
Photo Credit: @CampbellxEmma / Twitter

Why would they arrest a bird? That animal didn’t do anything wrong during that robbery.

Please Let It Stay This Way

Remaining loyal to the password you chose in middle school gets tough as they increase security measures.

password weak but want to keep
Photo Credit: @stuckonmaia / Twitter
Photo Credit: @stuckonmaia / Twitter

Now, they want you to add seven special characters, your birthdate, and your mom’s address.

This Is The Energy

You have to picture someone saying “mind you” before fully seeing this image in your head.

energy giving when you say mind you
Photo Credit: @geminimisfit / Twitter
Photo Credit: @geminimisfit / Twitter

The next time you’re in a conversation and those words pop up, you’ll see her…

Enough Already!!

Some people don’t get the hint. When they don’t understand the social cues, that’s when you have to get aggressive.

fake laughs don't work
Photo Credit: @DarkRabbite / Twitter
Photo Credit: @DarkRabbite / Twitter

It depends on how much of the story you want to hear.

Don’t Take It Personally

Don’t take this tweet personally if you’re someone who enjoys the drug-filled HBO series, Euphoria.

liked the show you'll love euphoria
Photo Credit: @DixPeyton / Twitter
Photo Credit: @DixPeyton / Twitter

She’s just suggesting that you might have a good time in therapy if you like the chaos Zendaya gets into.

Very Solid Advice

Since no one fully knows when they’ll die, this woman just gave us all some sound advice.

when will someone die
Photo Credit: @BrookeKnisley / Twitter
Photo Credit: @BrookeKnisley / Twitter

I don’t see the issue with trying to live your life this way.

And The List Goes On

What you see in this tweet is only a handful of the options she added to her cart.

supporting girl scouts with a bunch of cookies
Photo Credit: @saggiesplinters / Twitter
Photo Credit: @saggiesplinters / Twitter

She pretty much bought two of every cookie to support the troops.

That’s The Truth

This is a loop that many in the workforce experience. Where does all this tiredness come from in the first place?

too anxious to work
Photo Credit: @mariaisabelsev / Twitter
Photo Credit: @mariaisabelsev / Twitter

Can we get three day work weeks in America?

This Is Life

What she describes in this tweet is what life is these days. People will endless scroll TikTok but act like they didn’t get your text.

tiktoks sent to you
Photo Credit: @chloehuttonv / Twitter
Photo Credit: @chloehuttonv / Twitter

If you don’t already have a friend like that, they’re coming soon.

I Hate It Here

No one told you being an adult would be another full-time job outside of the work you already do.

appointments are needed
Photo Credit: @_krxshhh / Twitter
Photo Credit: @_krxshhh / Twitter

It seems best to not even have friends because they’re only adding stress.

The Worst

You’ll have a full plate of food ready to enjoy your movie, but Netflix was only pulling your leg.

netflix knows
Photo Credit: @GiftedAsia / Twitter
Photo Credit: @GiftedAsia / Twitter

They knew what you meant, but it’s only available in a different country.

Can You IMAGINE?

She has a brilliant point. Jerry Seinfeld is always pointing out everything and he does it with ease.

noticing stuff because he's seinfeld
Photo Credit: @BrotiGupta / Twitter
Photo Credit: @BrotiGupta / Twitter

Do you think he ever gets tired of it like she’s suggesting?

Yeah, Mom… You Should Have

Sometimes, our parents can be the most stubborn people you’ve ever met. It seems like they get it from their past lives.

complain next time if this is you
Photo Credit: @ElyKreimendahl / Twitter
Photo Credit: @ElyKreimendahl / Twitter

Why wouldn’t she do anything about this treatment?

It’s Called Soup

Sometimes, people don’t know the proper word for something that already exists. It’s okay, feel free to correct them.

hot veg smoothie is soup
Photo Credit: @daynamcalpine_ / Twitter
Photo Credit: @daynamcalpine_ / Twitter

I’ve never heard anyone say hot veg smoothie, but it doesn’t even sound appetizing that way.

The Google Doc Case

It’s always a little awkward when someone else randomly pops into the Google Doc you’re editing.

google doc entering
Photo Credit: @corietjohnson / Twitter
Photo Credit: @corietjohnson / Twitter

All you need is ten more minutes, but they can’t wait any longer. They just want to see you squirm.