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Doing Everything At Full Volume

dads blowing their noses
Photo Credit: Twitter / simoncholland
Photo Credit: Twitter / simoncholland

Dads — much like whatever Discovery Channel television show they’re watching — are always on full volume. Whether it’s coughing, chewing, blowing their noses or earth-shattering sneezes, you’ll always know where your dad is.

The reason behind it is unknown, and your wife will probably mock you about your incredibly loud sneeze or your inability to whisper in a movie theatre for the rest of your marriage. But hey, it’s okay because you have other redeeming qualities.