Weird Complaints Married People Have Made About Their Spouses That Prove Marriage Is Never Peaceful

When it comes to marriage, there is never a time when everything is all sunshine and rainbows; you’re always going to have something to complain about your partner doing. However, while some complaints are valid, some are just downright absurd.

These people shared the weirdest complaints about spouses they’ve heard from married people or have about their own husbands and wives.

Why Do Men Sneeze So Loudly?

Man sneezing, depicted in a high-speed camera image
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“I hate his sneeze. So much. It’s the worst. It’s like a sonic boom at exactly the right level of ear-splitting timbre. Asking him to sneeze quieter has only gotten me weird looks (even though he is also sensitive to sound—things rattling in cars, especially), so now I just hold my ears.”