30 Of The Wildest Pics From The ‘No Context UK Facebook’ Account (The Brits Are Back!)
Brits are known for their clever no-nonsense attitudes, but the @NoContextFBUK Twitter account proves that not all interactions are "bloody brill."
Sometimes tempers run hot and stupidity reigns supreme, and it's awesome.
Play Stupid Games And Win Stupid Prizes, Alison
Alison posted in the "small town with the big heart" Facebook group to air her grievances with Tricia's 50th birthday celebration.
Unfortunately, her complaint backfired and she ended up earning herself a personalized banner on the fence next to Tricia's.
Why Can't These Brians Be Bros?
Brian Best seems like he might not actually be the best considering he went out of his way to add Brian Worst on Facebook and tell him to suck it.
He's already living life with the Worst last name, isn't that enough?
Send This Woman A Thesaurus, Scrabble, And Books
This post may have actually been written by a six-year-old on their mom's Facebook account, looking for some new board games.
At least that's what the spelling and grammar would suggest. Ross took the time to point that out.
The Truth Behind Why The Chicken Crossed The Road
The last thing this couple expected was for their smoke session to be hijacked by an inquisitive chicken on a mission.
The bird stole their smoke and sent them on a wild chase around the yard to retrieve it.
Grandpa Needs To Be Cut Off On Facebook
This senior man's Facebook profile is as contradictory as his values.
His profile picture says "Be Kind" while his bio says "Get rid of the foreigners." Plus, he's standing in front of a literal war-era cannon.
The Neighborhood Watch Has A Message
This PSA comes from the Stockton-on-Tees Alert neighborhood Facebook group and warns residents of a group of wandering teens.
When asked what they were doing they replied "smashing windows." They were either messing with the nosy neighbor or are terrible delinquents.
It's As Simple As Greggs
The Guardian loves a click-worthy headline and this one gets people talking.
Owen thinks it's a pretty straightforward reason, and it comes down to there not being Greggs bakeries and shops in other countries.
Damn Lucy, This Isn't Your Diary
On this generic post about sweets and candies, a woman named Lucy saw an opportunity to share a woe-is-me life story.
Admittedly, she's not wrong when it comes to staying single and not getting your heart broken.
Let's Hope Nobody Lives In That House
Surely, these girls thought they were uploading cute pictures of them partying and looking "cool."
It actually looks like they wandered into an abandoned drug house and tried to turn it into a vibe.
Beware Of Dog Nappers?
There is a lot to unpack in this post.
Basically, a man took a picture of a chonky dog he saw and ended up getting shamed online as a potential dog-napper. You can't leave a chonky pup around and expect people not to look!
Judi Does Not Mess Around When It Comes To Her Sewing Stuff
One mom went to a "Just Sew" Facebook group "feeling distraught" when her teenager used her sewing scissors to cut tortillas.
Judi responded with what she thought was an adequate punishment, and let's just hope Judi isn't a mom.
Why Bother, Billy?
Selling anything online is always a roll of the dice, you never know who you are going to encounter.
Billy is proving that sometimes the best answer is no answer at all.
The Pasta Princess
The Brits love the People's Princess so much that they put her on dinner plates.
This person always has a little bit of fun when it comes time to arrange their food around Lady Di's face.
This Interaction Is Painfully Funny
Poor Edith decided to ask the Eastbourne Echo Facebook group how to unfriend someone instead of just Googling it and the answer she got back was quite comical.
Louella set Edith up for disaster, and Dorothy was ready for the "friendly" comeback.
Used Teeth For Sale, Good Condition, Like New
It's always the least serious-seeming posts that say "serious inquiries only."
Aren't dentures personally fitted to someone's mouth? Also, stealing someone's literal teeth as collateral is low which makes you wonder what the hell is going on in this family.
Autocorrect Did Them Dirty
The classic typo strikes again, this time sabotaging a Fortnite player who tried to create a video game-themed Facebook account.
Unfortunately, they did not spell Fortnite correctly and ended up stuck with a name they were not proud of.
She's Got A Great Stare TBH
Bethan posted in "DIY On A Budget Official" to get some inspiration from other DIYers for a home staircase renovation.
One commenter, Simone, confused "stair" and "stare" in the best way possible.
No Judgments Please!
In a hamster pet support/interest group, one panicked pet owner looked for help after her hamster managed to climb into the fish tank.
The water-logged critter looks like he's had enough swimming for an entire lifetime.
He's Gone Guinness Diving And Lived To Tell The Tale
Another FB user responded to the previous post to say that their hamster had also gone for an unexpected dunk, except it happened in a pint of Guinness beer.
The dark stout seems to have given the little fluff ball a bit of a dye job.
Child Included (Or Not?)
When advertising on Facebook it's best to make sure the product is visible, in good lighting, and doesn't have any wild children trapped inside.
This dog crate for sale may or may not include the child.
Selling Dinner, Already Made
Most people use Facebook Marketplace to sell their used clothing, furniture, or even advertise business services.
Not this person— this person is selling a "Used - like new" beef pot roast, including the whole roast. Not the slow cooker, though.
Happy Father's Day
There is nothing like airing your dirty laundry on Facebook.
This woman took it to another level by putting her newborn in the dirty laundry and then posting it online for all her friends and family to see.
Clarissa Is Having A Week
Clarissa has been through it, first she wiped out on her bike and someone captured a photo to remember the moment.
Then her bike was stolen and the only photo she had to circulate featured her glorious wipeout.
This Is The Stuff Of Nightmares
You might think that this bear is something out of a horror movie, but it's actually something someone created and decided to try and sell online.
Don't stare at this picture for too long, it gets worse.
Are There Enough Dead Squirrels To Support This Business?
Also in the realm of unsettling things for sale online are these taxidermy headless squirrel bodies.
The part that says "My husband uses the heads for golf and nothing gets wasted" has to be a joke, right?
Never Mess With A Mechanic
Who throws plums at strangers? The punishment fits the crime here and it's also proof that you never know who you're messing with.
If everyone could just mind their own business, insane things like this wouldn't happen.
The Toddler Has What?!
The context missing here is that "weed" and "peed" sometimes mean the same thing in the UK.
Dora wasn't about to let the joke slide by, though, and she capitalized on the slang term in the comments section.
That Ring May Be A Permanent Fixture Now
Dave responded to a post about vintage jewelry with a picture of his own ring.
He said to ignore his dislocated finger but it's kind of impossible to miss. Did he not have any other pictures?
Damn, Warwick, This Is Not A Product Review
Some people use Facebook as the ultimate tool for oversharing.
Nobody wants to know about Warwick's prolapsed rectum. That's something we will forever wish was kept between him and his doctor.
No Shame In Mark And Andrea's Game
Mark and Andrea truly have no shame. They are proudly posing in front of their new minivan and are apparently "quite open about their dogging activities."
Good for them, we guess?
"Please Be Careful" There Are Mean Beans Out There
If you're finding baked beans on the park equipment, there's a good chance that you are somewhere in the UK.
This random prank is harmless but definitely inconvenient, especially for Sharon who only carries one kitchen roll with her at a time.
One Letter Can Make Or Break A Business
Most typos are harmless and hardly noticeable, but this riverboat canal tour company made a crucial error with their typo.
One missed letter changed the entire tone of the advertisement to something a lot more inappropriate.
Don't Be Shy Barry, Take Your Shirt Off
Robert had a friendly warning for anyone in the rural Halifax area who needed to gas up their car that day.
But Barry saw a chance to make fun of his ex-wife and he took it. You're an ex for a reason, Barry!
Non-Meteorologist Warns "It Windy"
This is about as straightforward as it gets. Why check the news when your local Facebook friend Paul Taylor is there to update you?
Word has it Paul never leaves the window.
Burner Phone For Sale In Good (Not Great) Condition
The phone for sale in this Marketplace post would have a better chance of selling if the seller didn't include a seriously concerning caption.
We don't know where that phone has been, and we don't want to.
The Best Thing About Wrexham Is Leaving
Nothing says "welcome to the neighborhood" like a new neighbor telling you to leave.
Beverley has no patience for newcomers and no shame in telling them to "move right back" where they came from.
Did Sid From Toy Story Make These?
Not all art is great art, and these creepy cactus dolls are proof.
The ad specifically says "No negative comments required," meaning if these baby weirdos aren't for you just move along and keep your mouth shut.
Leave It To Mom To Trash A Nice Photo
When people say that your parents are your worst critics this is exactly the kind of thing they are referring to.
This mom didn't miss her opportunity to tell her daughter she looked like a "tramp" on Facebook.
Haters Gonna Hate
You can be the most beautiful person in the world and never be able to hide a truly ugly personality.
Kelly's personality is shining through in her Facebook comments, and it's not a pretty one.
A Real Stand Up Guy (Not)
According to Elvis, this insane abusive man is actually a "sound" dude.
Somehow, we think Elvis's demeanor would change if he was on the pointy end of a knife wielded by his "lad" in a "bad situation."
